Israeli troops begin Gaza pullout as Hamas declares cease-fire

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Israeli troops began withdrawing from the Gaza Strip on Sunday after Hamas declared a cease-fire, setting the stage for intensified international efforts to arrange a durable truce after a 22-day war against ...

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Voice of Peace wrote:
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I know babe .. it's a game.
Isn't it..??
Cheffy .. when this ship docks, I'm getting off with you..
I don't smoke
drink occasionally
have a pension
can cook
do four positions
... and if you press the right button .. I can even talk to you French (it has happened already)
Mange la merde. Comprends?

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Aug 29, 2013
 
Uzi wrote:
so my (big mouth)grandson coming home from the first day of the first grade and saying: What kind of a stupid school is this, I still cant read or write. This is after telling him what they going to teach them there.
Big mouthed funny guy.
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Gadoooolll ..(greaaaatt..!!)

I asked Little Monster, how's Lorin (da'little teacher.. about one foot higher than my grandson)..??

""Ohhh, I don't know ... she's talking and talking all the time .. like the rest of the girls..""

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Aug 29, 2013
 
Cheftell wrote:
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Mange la merde. Comprends?
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...mmmhhh..etes tu sur..??

Est ce que tu aimes manger..??

..and now, auf Englisch ..

Shit eating and being aroused by your partner defecation ... in this society is understood as a fag's pervertion..

Haven't done it yet ... but normally at six a.m. our time, like clock-work my body returns to Nature what it took from the freezer and the refrigerator the day before..

I called FedEx in Tel Aviv...and explained them that I have a little something to send to Connecticut (I always have problems with this word)...
They say they don't do shit "door to door"..

Tomorrow I'll try EMS,.... traditionally they are not picky .. and never turn down business..

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Aug 29, 2013
 
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...but that was not what I came here for..

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/userc...

This guy could use a shave and a hair cut ... if not for anything else .. to add credibility to his rhetoric.... however, I think he got it right..

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...mmmhhh..etes tu sur..??
Est ce que tu aimes manger..??
..and now, auf Englisch ..
Shit eating and being aroused by your partner defecation ... in this society is understood as a fag's pervertion..
Haven't done it yet ... but normally at six a.m. our time, like clock-work my body returns to Nature what it took from the freezer and the refrigerator the day before..
I called FedEx in Tel Aviv...and explained them that I have a little something to send to Connecticut (I always have problems with this word)...
They say they don't do shit "door to door"..
Tomorrow I'll try EMS,.... traditionally they are not picky .. and never turn down business..
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Why Connecticut? You must have Chef mixed up with someone else who irritates you. LMAO

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TRD wrote:
<quoted text>We don't have to egress if we never ingress. When you get back from your water works try this on for size: We kick Turkey out of NATO, encourage Russia to dock in Izmir and then we've killed two birds with one stone. We've gotten the Islamists out of the alliance and given Russia no reason to proceed any further into the Med. The progress we'll make with the Russians is that they'll thank us for opening up an emerging market to them and invite our president for an epic rap battle.
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
2 hours running the electric motor and all is well. Quit after I wrapped my fishing line around the prop the second time. So, you're all for letting Russia have that sh!thole? Not too long ago you were all for sending in a Carrier Force to counter a clear case of provocation by Fag-Putin. Oh well, I like the second option except for the perception that we are running away.

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Voice of Peace wrote:
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I know babe .. it's a game.
Isn't it..??
Cheffy .. when this ship docks, I'm getting off with you..
I don't smoke
drink occasionally
have a pension
can cook
do four positions
... and if you press the right button .. I can even talk to you French (it has happened already)
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Quit hitting on the dude, he doesn't like you.

TRD

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Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
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2 hours running the electric motor and all is well. Quit after I wrapped my fishing line around the prop the second time. So, you're all for letting Russia have that sh!thole? Not too long ago you were all for sending in a Carrier Force to counter a clear case of provocation by Fag-Putin. Oh well, I like the second option except for the perception that we are running away.
Like I said, there will be no running away if we manage to not run in. Besides, the Russians would rather have a port where things are peaceful and quiet.

Obama should bring Clinton in on this one...the way it looks, we'll be launching Tomahawks at baby formula factories any minute.

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If I thought there were an ounce of value to be found or at the least, thought the situation in Syria could be unfcuked, I'd throw so much US iron at the situation the place would turn magnetic.

It meets neither threshold.

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Aug 29, 2013
 
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Primero ... Cheffy doesn't irritate moi..
Cheffy amazes me..at first sight, it looks like Cheffy likes to be the target of everybody's improper codes of behaviour..

Zweiten ... I thought I remembered Cheffy writing that she's driving north back to Connecticut.. butttt, now that you mention it, I might be wrong..

Third ... she sounds like she wants it .. but the hard way .. and to tell you the truth, TRD ... although I love the road to the Grand Canyon ... I'm under the impression that today the used cars market (1948 to 1958 models) is dominated by the offer rather than demand (couldn't believe the grandmas' behaviour at the Elementary School gathering -...which in the other hand, that's a good sign that we are all alive, and we have to live .. because Assad Jr. or Nassrallah, for that matter, without previous warning... can shove a rocket on our asssses)...

But this guy...this guy still likes it the old way ... running after the prey ..
I must be getting old .. and the play makes me feel younger..

Anyway... I understand more about machines and equipment .. than I understand about females ..(of any kind)..

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Aug 29, 2013
 
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<quoted text>Quit hitting on the dude, he doesn't like you.
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How could dude know what is to like or dislike..
It's been so long since the last time ..

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Voice of Peace wrote:
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Gadoooolll ..(greaaaatt..!!)
I asked Little Monster, how's Lorin (da'little teacher.. about one foot higher than my grandson)..??
""Ohhh, I don't know ... she's talking and talking all the time .. like the rest of the girls..""
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hahahah hahahah little creatures are funnier than life..........

TRD

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Voice of Peace wrote:
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Primero ... Cheffy doesn't irritate moi..
Cheffy amazes me..at first sight, it looks like Cheffy likes to be the target of everybody's improper codes of behaviour..
Zweiten ... I thought I remembered Cheffy writing that she's driving north back to Connecticut.. butttt, now that you mention it, I might be wrong..
Third ... she sounds like she wants it .. but the hard way .. and to tell you the truth, TRD ... although I love the road to the Grand Canyon ... I'm under the impression that today the used cars market (1948 to 1958 models) is dominated by the offer rather than demand (couldn't believe the grandmas' behaviour at the Elementary School gathering -...which in the other hand, that's a good sign that we are all alive, and we have to live .. because Assad Jr. or Nassrallah, for that matter, without previous warning... can shove a rocket on our asssses)...
But this guy...this guy still likes it the old way ... running after the prey ..
I must be getting old .. and the play makes me feel younger..
Anyway... I understand more about machines and equipment .. than I understand about females ..(of any kind)..
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Excellent rationale...be promiscuous because you never know which piece of ass will be your last.

That still doesn't change the likelihood that you're propositioning a guy. Can you remember a single lady-like behavior? And don't use Ize as a guide, he humps more legs than a Springer Spaniel.

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Aug 29, 2013
 
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TRD, what's the use of leaving this world without having tasted how does it feel when the hole is tight..??

Que largen el toro..!!
Let the bull into the arena..!!

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<quoted text>Excellent rationale...be promiscuous because you never know which piece of ass will be your last.
That still doesn't change the likelihood that you're propositioning a guy. Can you remember a single lady-like behavior? And don't use Ize as a guide, he humps more legs than a Springer Spaniel.
Are you saying that the Chef has a bigger crank than me? How dare you. Was she in Fla that long? 8>)
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Aug 29, 2013
 
As soon as the UN inspectors leave the attack will begin and Israel will be in deep shtttttttttttttttttttttt. Isn't life just grand...............

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As soon as the UN inspectors leave the attack will begin and Israel will be in deep shtttttttttttttttttttttt. Isn't life just grand..........
Don't you mean "live", Hassan? With Arabs killing Arabs, all over the place, Israel doesn't have to spend a bullet. Studies show that rats will kill each other when it gets too crowded. They call that terrorist control.LMFAO.

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TRD, what's the use of leaving this world without having tasted how does it feel when the hole is tight..??
Que largen el toro..!!
Let the bull into the arena..!!
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You are disgusting. If tightness is what you crave, roll her over. On the serious side, when you yell into do you hear an echo?

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[QUOTE who="YesSh!tCan"]As soon as the UN inspectors leave the attack will begin and Israel will be in deep shtttttttttttttttttttttt. Isn't life just grand..........QUOTE]
Another wet dream, YesSh!tCan? Be careful, Son. Mom may make you get your own bed.

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TRD, what's the use of leaving this world without having tasted how does it feel when the hole is tight..??
Que largen el toro..!!
Let the bull into the arena..!!
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I absolutely believe you're correct. It's just that I spent the entire front half of my life treating sex that way. To tell you the truth, the more mature women become, the more self-enlightened they get. After that it's less about our pleasure and more about her's. Don't get me wrong...I can be generous to a fault but the quid pro quo has got to be there to make it last. Anyway, what do you tell the lady of your heart? "I'll be right back after I find out if this guy bleaches his butthole"?

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