Israeli troops begin Gaza pullout as Hamas declares cease-fire

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Israeli troops began withdrawing from the Gaza Strip on Sunday after Hamas declared a cease-fire, setting the stage for intensified international efforts to arrange a durable truce after a 22-day war against ...
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TRD

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Aug 27, 2013
 
Voice of Peace wrote:
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TRD, you'll never be able to write that I don't try hard.. to satisfy your whimssss..
Two Fatwas ... that's all.
Zwei Fatves..Verstehen..??
Uno.
There's this guy from Oman that is very friendly to the West..
He has to write one of the Fatwas .. on some sort of spirit like .. Assad Jr., you fckkkd up .. now I'm gonna have NATO screw you and your mtthr fckkn Officers. You are going to pay for it..
Dos.
There is this other guy Ahmed al Tayeb ... the one that Erdogan opened his mouth, because he was in favor of demoting democratelly elected Morsi by the Egyptian military.
Al Tayebb has to write Assad Jr. something in the spirit ...
Pay time, Assad Jr...... you, your father and the lackey Officers you keep under your wing, you are all mtthr fckkrs... assassins.
I hereby order NATO ... to collect your debt.
Clean as a baby's derriere..
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I appreciate the effort but your aim's a little off. Not NATO, Turkey. NATO can sail around or fly around but it's time for Muslims to clean up their own mess. Turkey has wanted the job since the day the AKP took over...it's time for them to put up or shut up. After that, if there's anything left to do it should go to the weak-assed Arab league. They should never have let it get this far but the other crime families didn't want to upset the Don in Damascus. Any or all of them could have walked into Syria and done something but no, they watched from the sidelines while the mayhem played out and then blamed the west for:

A. Being behind it all.

B. Not doing anything to stop it.

Fcuk that!
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Aug 28, 2013
 
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<quoted text>At least use up the bazillion rounds that the TSA is hoarding.
I was just reading the stories in the Turkish press about how it is a "crime against humanity" and how if there's no response to the gas attack it gives Assad a green light to escalate. The weasels stopped just short of describing anything they were going to actually do about it besides complain.
US intervention in Syria would be a monumental mistake. We can't undo our earlier support to the rebels but we can come to our senses and prevent a further slide down this slippery slope. We don't belong there...it's an Arab issue...it's a Muslim issue...it's a regional issue...it's a guaranteed no-win situation for the US. Turkey can meet with everyone in the region they want but they are losing respect every minute they stand on their side of the border whining about the world ignoring this "crime".
Hey, for once :-)))))) you are right and as I said both sides yelling "allah u akhbar" so this idiot of a fake asshole is going to intervene on the side of the worst than Assad group of assasins like the Muslim Bro and al quaida, he is totaly clueless MF. But as he said if there is a conflict I"ll always be on the muslim side.(The worst muslim side possible). I pray that no American soldier will die for his insane and stupid decisions. What a shame for the US. Pure idiot just ruining America.

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Aug 28, 2013
 
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TRD

We agreed that innocent civilians are out of the equation.
We agreed that we don't want to have a precedent .. for others to base future attacks on civilians.
We agreed that the use of gas is a no-no .. and can't go impuned..
We agreed that Assad, the Generals and the Officers .. down to the last one that was involved and did not refuse to carry orders … has to be punished
We agreed that the Arab League won't do shit.

What we don't agree upon is who has to carry out the punishing.

A few days ago before I asked NATO to bid for the job… I put Erdogan and the Turks on the equation … I didn't like the hypothetical results.

The Turks have an open account with the Syrians dating from way back then..
They might savagely kill thousands of Syrian innocent civilians on the way to Assad Jr.'s neck.

If the Turks are part of the NATO gang … there is some direct and indirect control …

Let's have NATO shoot a first heavy round to Military Targets ONLY… and give the Syrian Army a 48 hours break to round up all the responsible individuals, Assad Jr. included… shoot them on their heads, without trail … and hang them to dry on Damascus main square…

NO STANLEY MEASURING TAPE, PLIZZZZZ..

That will do the job and create the right deterring precedent.. ON THE HOOD.

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IF..
""IF....they were a sovereign nation, this little incursion would constitute an act of war..""
The first thing my grandson learned at school today was the term *IF*.
For homework, da'young teacher asked the kids to write 3 sentences with the term IF.
..so here he is.. writing IF sentences..
- IF the Arabs had accepted the 1947 UN Partition Plan .. today they would be TRD's **sovereign nation**.
- IF on Wy Plantation, Arafat had accepted and negotiated the terms the Jews were offering .. today the Palestinians would be TRD's **sovereign nation**
..so I offered Little Monster your sentence..
He said, thanks uncle TRD .. and wrote instead …
IF Mahmoud Abbas won't negotiate this time … he should be kicked on his ass by Congress and all it's aid should be frozen until he returns all and every single one of the assassin terrorists he took home … as a gesture of good will,…. after Kerry twisted Natanyahu's both arms and nuts..
IF …. If I was a rich man … yabadaba yabacheffy yabadaba yabadab..!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =RBHZFYpQ6ncXX
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Smack down. Spot on. Luv it. If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning..........

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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Menage a trois..??
Love it..
..and the best part of it ...Y can go bring beer and pizza, without us having to interrupt the proceedings
... Cheffy, did you know you are kinkyyyy..??
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I would be delighted to bring the beer & pizza on one condition. The Chef must be able to cross those ankles behind her head so we can roll her back and forth between snacks. Kabish?

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Uzi wrote:
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Hey, for once :-)))))) you are right and as I said both sides yelling "allah u akhbar" so this idiot of a fake asshole is going to intervene on the side of the worst than Assad group of assasins like the Muslim Bro and al quaida, he is totaly clueless MF. But as he said if there is a conflict I"ll always be on the muslim side.(The worst muslim side possible). I pray that no American soldier will die for his insane and stupid decisions. What a shame for the US. Pure idiot just ruining America.
One in a row (I'm on a roll)!

I have been following along in class and doing my homework and I feel safe saying that like all things Muslim, there is no better side to this clusterfcuk.

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TRD
We agreed that innocent civilians are out of the equation.
We agreed that we don't want to have a precedent .. for others to base future attacks on civilians.
We agreed that the use of gas is a no-no .. and can't go impuned..
We agreed that Assad, the Generals and the Officers .. down to the last one that was involved and did not refuse to carry orders … has to be punished
We agreed that the Arab League won't do shit.
What we don't agree upon is who has to carry out the punishing.
A few days ago before I asked NATO to bid for the job… I put Erdogan and the Turks on the equation … I didn't like the hypothetical results.
The Turks have an open account with the Syrians dating from way back then..
They might savagely kill thousands of Syrian innocent civilians on the way to Assad Jr.'s neck.
If the Turks are part of the NATO gang … there is some direct and indirect control …
Let's have NATO shoot a first heavy round to Military Targets ONLY… and give the Syrian Army a 48 hours break to round up all the responsible individuals, Assad Jr. included… shoot them on their heads, without trail … and hang them to dry on Damascus main square…
NO STANLEY MEASURING TAPE, PLIZZZZZ..
That will do the job and create the right deterring precedent.. ON THE HOOD.
Why?

Why is it that when I look at this situation I see no right side to balance the wrong?

Why, in a region surrounded by coreligionists who see the same tragedy unfolding as us, is it NATO's responsibility to step in and relieve the pressure on the innocents by giving them an entire alliance of infidels to focus on?

Why, aside from my fears that this will spill over and affect my family and friends in Israel, do I even care why or how Assad clings to power? He's simply doing it the same way they have all done it since the Ottomans fell.

Why do I not hear UN inspectors saying that the chemical traces found on site match the precursor chemicals that were smuggled out of Iraq and into Syria in the run-up to Operation Enduring Freedom (remember the WMDs?)?

Why? What's my reason to believe that the situation will improve with our intervention rather than get worse?
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I think it was probably a TEXAS doctor.


A Muslim immigrant goes to the doctor and says "I feel terrible." The doctor examines him and then says:
"You need to pee and shit in a bucket for a week, throw in a dead fish and a rotting cabbage. Put a towel
over your head and inhale the vapors for three days."

The Muslim does this and goes back to the doctor and says "I feel wonderful!
What was wrong with me?"

The doctor replied, "You were homesick."


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Aug 28, 2013
 
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>One in a row (I'm on a roll)!
I have been following along in class and doing my homework and I feel safe saying that like all things Muslim, there is no better side to this clusterfcuk.
I agree with you that surgical strikes will do nothing but stoke more hatred of the U.S., if that's possible. But, I absolutely support the result of telling Russia & China to go fcuk yourselves. Like, you want some of this? Are you really ready or just selling woof tickets? I'm sick of Putin's chest beating and he only does it because of our tolerance for abuse. Where's the carrier task group over there? Plenty of warships. Not enough. You said it before. We have to have a massive presence there to counter Russia's lip smacking over their Syrian Port, waiting to capitalize on any misstep we make and establish their dominance of that region. Get it on!!

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Aug 28, 2013
 
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
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I agree with you that surgical strikes will do nothing but stoke more hatred of the U.S., if that's possible. But, I absolutely support the result of telling Russia & China to go fcuk yourselves. Like, you want some of this? Are you really ready or just selling woof tickets? I'm sick of Putin's chest beating and he only does it because of our tolerance for abuse. Where's the carrier task group over there? Plenty of warships. Not enough. You said it before. We have to have a massive presence there to counter Russia's lip smacking over their Syrian Port, waiting to capitalize on any misstep we make and establish their dominance of that region. Get it on!!
Ahhh, if only the situation were as simple as the old school cold war mentality. It's not.

We've already wasted literally tons of money and thousands of lives trying to maintain influence in a region where we're thought of as Rubes for caring. What we have forgotten is how to kick the living shit out of an enemy and then exit stage left. As long as we maintain this ridiculous doctrine of repairing what we break, I have no use for physical intervention.

I don't care if Russia wants to be Syria's benefactor...they are finding out that that if Assad falls, the same fate awaits them in Syria as they faced in Afghanistan. They would probably dump Syria in a heartbeat if they had access to another deep water port in the Med. I'd bet they're already counting the days until they evacuate Tartus.

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<quoted text>Ahhh, if only the situation were as simple as the old school cold war mentality. It's not.
We've already wasted literally tons of money and thousands of lives trying to maintain influence in a region where we're thought of as Rubes for caring. What we have forgotten is how to kick the living shit out of an enemy and then exit stage left. As long as we maintain this ridiculous doctrine of repairing what we break, I have no use for physical intervention.
I don't care if Russia wants to be Syria's benefactor...they are finding out that that if Assad falls, the same fate awaits them in Syria as they faced in Afghanistan. They would probably dump Syria in a heartbeat if they had access to another deep water port in the Med. I'd bet they're already counting the days until they evacuate Tartus.
Exit stage left? Only if they let you. Russia or China would never let you exit until they saved face. There would be no moving in and putting troops on the ground. Just weaponry vs weaponry. They would be the ones looking for a way out. Not us. And, China already knows where the money is. Putin? That faux Black Belt cross dresser is running a bad gamble that they have what it takes. I'll take a hoop player and his entourage against a half-a-fag make believe martial arts practitioner running his smegma rimmed pie hole. Yes. It's Wednesday. LOL

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Aug 28, 2013
 
Taking my yacht out for a few hours on a test run. Dropped the motor in the water last time out and finally found oar locks for my security blanket. Hopefully, it dried out. If not, well, let's blow up some Syrians. Cool, yo.

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I would be delighted to bring the beer & pizza on one condition. The Chef must be able to cross those ankles behind her head so we can roll her back and forth between snacks. Kabish?
Never done that position..
Utterly Curious..

Right now they are closed.
But tomorrow, I will call AIG ..
I don't understand this people. On the last e-mail they warned me about using Q-tips..Some of them come appart..

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Aug 28, 2013
 
Uzi wrote:
I think it was probably a TEXAS doctor.
A Muslim immigrant goes to the doctor and says "I feel terrible." The doctor examines him and then says:
"You need to pee and shit in a bucket for a week, throw in a dead fish and a rotting cabbage. Put a towel
over your head and inhale the vapors for three days."
The Muslim does this and goes back to the doctor and says "I feel wonderful!
What was wrong with me?"
The doctor replied, "You were homesick."
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Shishlik,
Kebab,
Humus,
Salat,
wine or beer ... or both
... and coffee on me..!!

Uzi, you are not an easy guy..

I almost forgot .... bwahahahahahaha

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Exit stage left? Only if they let you. Russia or China would never let you exit until they saved face. There would be no moving in and putting troops on the ground. Just weaponry vs weaponry. They would be the ones looking for a way out. Not us. And, China already knows where the money is. Putin? That faux Black Belt cross dresser is running a bad gamble that they have what it takes. I'll take a hoop player and his entourage against a half-a-fag make believe martial arts practitioner running his smegma rimmed pie hole. Yes. It's Wednesday. LOL
We don't have to egress if we never ingress. When you get back from your water works try this on for size: We kick Turkey out of NATO, encourage Russia to dock in Izmir and then we've killed two birds with one stone. We've gotten the Islamists out of the alliance and given Russia no reason to proceed any further into the Med. The progress we'll make with the Russians is that they'll thank us for opening up an emerging market to them and invite our president for an epic rap battle.

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Aug 28, 2013
 
I hope I'm still alive for this one.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/08/28/us-...

Pity we can't start now and go really, really slowly during the appeals process.

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Aug 28, 2013
 
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IF …. If I was a rich man … yabadaba yabacheffy yabadaba yabadab..!!
yabadaba get lost. Kapisch?

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yabadaba get lost. Kapisch?
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I know babe .. it's a game.
Isn't it..??

Cheffy .. when this ship docks, I'm getting off with you..

I don't smoke
drink occasionally
have a pension
can cook
do four positions
... and if you press the right button .. I can even talk to you French (it has happened already)

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Aug 28, 2013
 
so my (big mouth)grandson coming home from the first day of the first grade and saying: What kind of a stupid school is this, I still cant read or write. This is after telling him what they going to teach them there.
Big mouthed funny guy.

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Voice of Peace wrote:
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I know babe .. it's a game.
Isn't it..??
Cheffy .. when this ship docks, I'm getting off with you..
I don't smoke
drink occasionally
have a pension
can cook
do four positions
... and if you press the right button .. I can even talk to you French (it has happened already)
Mange la merde. Comprends?

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