Israeli troops begin Gaza pullout as Hamas declares cease-fire

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Israeli troops began withdrawing from the Gaza Strip on Sunday after Hamas declared a cease-fire, setting the stage for intensified international efforts to arrange a durable truce after a 22-day war against ...

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“Yee vizz”

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Aug 24, 2013
 
TRD wrote:
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None of the above. I haven't heard one candidate worth my vote yet and I'm already through the majors to the libertarians.
I figure I'll wait to hear who Ize is voting for and then go for the other guy (who isn't Hillary).
I'm voting for Reagan. A write in.

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Aug 24, 2013
 
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
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I'm voting for Reagan. A write in.
He's not to gay for you? Maybe he could get Chaney's daughter to round out the ticket. I can picture a lot of show tunes at the inaugural.

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Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
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I'm voting for Reagan. A write in.
OMG! Drinking wine in the mountains has made me stupid(er). My thumbs feel a foot wide.

Too gay.

Cheney's daughter.

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OMG! Drinking wine in the mountains has made me stupid(er). My thumbs feel a foot wide.
Too gay.
Cheney's daughter.
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....well, that's what you get from using those goddamned phones that you are all attached to for life..

Finding parking in Tel Aviv is one of the punishments the sinners get while in this world,....before they check in at the Hell Resort Hotel.
Finding parking in Tel Aviv ...it is like walking from one ring to the next on Dante's Inferno ...

So this humble sinner is doing like the rest of the sinners do ... he rides buses.

The buses are a good option if you move to the back of them ..(the A/C works better in the back).

In the back of the bus nine out of ten sinners are either listening to something coming out of the goddamned phones, talking to someone on the other side of the phone, reading some stupid message (like this one) or writing some crap (like this), playing, looking at photos ... or I don't know what else they do with the goddamned phones...

Sitting at the end of the bus diminishes considerably your chances of meeting some gorgeous woman, opening a channel of communication with a joke, taking her for a walk by the seashore ... and getting laid with her that same night or every night thereafter that week .... because PEOPLE DON'T TALK TO EACH OTHER, THEY ARE FCKKKN BUSY WITH THE GODDAMNED PHONES..!!

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#71509
Aug 25, 2013
 
Interesting look at the Syrian conflict. In one of our major papers a reporter asks: Whats the big idea about attacking Syria (by the US lets say) when both sides are yelling, screaming "allah u akhbar????" Both sides are the same arab muslim shit. I bet if Mr Fake #1, dares to attack its gonna be for the benefit of the Mussie Brothers (his friends and family). No wonder Israel is sitting this out so far.
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Aug 25, 2013
 
TRD wrote:
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None of the above. I haven't heard one candidate worth my vote yet and I'm already through the majors to the libertarians.
I figure I'll wait to hear who Ize is voting for and then go for the other guy (who isn't Hillary).
Total mess, I see. Too bad they did not want Giuliano. I bet he could have beaten this fake one hands down. He did a wonderful fearless job in NYC. He was my Mayor. Bring him back.
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Aug 25, 2013
 

Homesick Snowbird?

I was in downtown Houston last week, and I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read:

"I miss Chicago."

So, I broke the window, stole the radio, shot out two of the tires and added an Obama bumper sticker...

and then left a note that read, "I hope this helps!"
Uzi

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Aug 25, 2013
 
and who can forgett this??

https://www.youtube.com/watch...

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Aug 25, 2013
 
Voice of Peace wrote:
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....well, that's what you get from using those goddamned phones that you are all attached to for life..
Finding parking in Tel Aviv is one of the punishments the sinners get while in this world,....before they check in at the Hell Resort Hotel.
Finding parking in Tel Aviv ...it is like walking from one ring to the next on Dante's Inferno ...
So this humble sinner is doing like the rest of the sinners do ... he rides buses.
The buses are a good option if you move to the back of them ..(the A/C works better in the back).
In the back of the bus nine out of ten sinners are either listening to something coming out of the goddamned phones, talking to someone on the other side of the phone, reading some stupid message (like this one) or writing some crap (like this), playing, looking at photos ... or I don't know what else they do with the goddamned phones...
Sitting at the end of the bus diminishes considerably your chances of meeting some gorgeous woman, opening a channel of communication with a joke, taking her for a walk by the seashore ... and getting laid with her that same night or every night thereafter that week .... because PEOPLE DON'T TALK TO EACH OTHER, THEY ARE FCKKKN BUSY WITH THE GODDAMNED PHONES..!!
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All that just to get your little soldier wet? You should join us in the 21st century and just tweet her a picture of your junk.

A couple of weeks ago my lady took a road trip with our daughter's family to New Orleans. She watched them for a while one night, sitting silently, fingers flying on their respective phones. She asked who they were talking to and they told her each other...they didn't want to disturb her or wake the baby.

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Aug 25, 2013
 
Uzi wrote:
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Total mess, I see. Too bad they did not want Giuliano. I bet he could have beaten this fake one hands down. He did a wonderful fearless job in NYC. He was my Mayor. Bring him back.
I know timeshare salesmen who earn more than the POTUS...it would seem crooked to me for Rudy to take a cut in his pundit pay to spend four years in public housing while working in a pressure cooker.

Be suspicious of politicians...it's all about the money.
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Aug 25, 2013
 
TRD wrote:
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All that just to get your little soldier wet? You should join us in the 21st century and just tweet her a picture of your junk.
A couple of weeks ago my lady took a road trip with our daughter's family to New Orleans. She watched them for a while one night, sitting silently, fingers flying on their respective phones. She asked who they were talking to and they told her each other...they didn't want to disturb her or wake the baby.
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How are them young parents going to populate Florida... and the North Hemisphere.... if all they do is finger the phones..??

We are about to be defeated by the Third World ... not because they are the righteous, but because the majority of them don't know how to read and write..
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Aug 25, 2013
 
http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/08/24/usa...

Namaste. Origin and now in second place is..........drum roll).........

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/08/24/usa...

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#71517
Aug 25, 2013
 
So? Read it twice.

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Aug 25, 2013
 
VOP the baby sitter wrote:
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How are them young parents going to populate Florida... and the North Hemisphere.... if all they do is finger the phones..??
We are about to be defeated by the Third World ... not because they are the righteous, but because the majority of them don't know how to read and write..
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It's not a problem for us, we're not trying to stay ahead of the Muslims yet. In fact, we worry more about overpopulation and sustainability.
VOP the baby sitter

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Aug 25, 2013
 
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And somebody had this great idea.

They need grandma and grandpa 'figures' symbols in elementary school.

Out of curiosity and because of this defect during assembly that I carry almost everywhere ... I volunteered.

We will be helping the kids...

On the first week I have to preach twice to 190 innocent and unsuspecting kids ... about something that I don't believe in.

In one sentence ...'good eating habits'..
Moi,....I have to betray my values and principles and lie to the kids ...

Fckkk the system..
If I'll know the kids plan to burn the school .. I'll donate the kerosene..and the gloves..

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Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
http://www.reuters.com/article /2013/08/24/usa-pigs-idUSL2N0G O01Q20130824
Namaste. Origin and now in second place is..........drum roll).........
http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/08/24/usa...
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See if you can have them shoot a few pigs at Blaming Israel for Carnage ...

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Aug 25, 2013
 
VOP the baby sitter wrote:
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See if you can have them shoot a few pigs at Blaming Israel for Carnage ...
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Anybody who goes to Blaming Israel regularly, accompanied by NOT going regularly, needs professional help. And, I mean anybody. You may have an aversion to pork, but we are having pork tenderloin today. These do not come from feral hogs. How do I know? No long toe nails, huge lips or the remnants of a prehensile tail. But, if you can find a tiger that is fast enough, I heard that the recipe makes for great butter.

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Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
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Anybody who goes to Blaming Israel regularly, accompanied by NOT going regularly, needs professional help. And, I mean anybody. You may have an aversion to pork, but we are having pork tenderloin today. These do not come from feral hogs. How do I know? No long toe nails, huge lips or the remnants of a prehensile tail. But, if you can find a tiger that is fast enough, I heard that the recipe makes for great butter.
You are so, so bad :)

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Aug 25, 2013
 
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
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Anybody who goes to Blaming Israel regularly, accompanied by NOT going regularly, needs professional help. And, I mean anybody. You may have an aversion to pork, but we are having pork tenderloin today. These do not come from feral hogs. How do I know? No long toe nails, huge lips or the remnants of a prehensile tail. But, if you can find a tiger that is fast enough, I heard that the recipe makes for great butter.
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Y, while I invest lots of time and resources on my messages ... I have the feeling you don't read them thoroughly...

I didn't mean to shoot those mtthr fckkr nazis' offsprings in their 'tails'... I meant to have them shot in their heads..!!

On my next trip to Long Island .. I'll drive to Port Jefferson and will thank them personally for all their support ...

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Aug 25, 2013
 

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TRD, the next time they'll pull you over on the Interstate 75 .. you better get your shit right and know all your answers by heart..

https://www.youtube.com/watch...

Arabs killing Arabs ... Allahuakbharrrr..!!

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