All that just to get your little soldier wet? You should join us in the 21st century and just tweet her a picture of your junk.<quoted text>.
....well, that's what you get from using those goddamned phones that you are all attached to for life..
Finding parking in Tel Aviv is one of the punishments the sinners get while in this world,....before they check in at the Hell Resort Hotel.
Finding parking in Tel Aviv ...it is like walking from one ring to the next on Dante's Inferno ...
So this humble sinner is doing like the rest of the sinners do ... he rides buses.
The buses are a good option if you move to the back of them ..(the A/C works better in the back).
In the back of the bus nine out of ten sinners are either listening to something coming out of the goddamned phones, talking to someone on the other side of the phone, reading some stupid message (like this one) or writing some crap (like this), playing, looking at photos ... or I don't know what else they do with the goddamned phones...
Sitting at the end of the bus diminishes considerably your chances of meeting some gorgeous woman, opening a channel of communication with a joke, taking her for a walk by the seashore ... and getting laid with her that same night or every night thereafter that week .... because PEOPLE DON'T TALK TO EACH OTHER, THEY ARE FCKKKN BUSY WITH THE GODDAMNED PHONES..!!
A couple of weeks ago my lady took a road trip with our daughter's family to New Orleans. She watched them for a while one night, sitting silently, fingers flying on their respective phones. She asked who they were talking to and they told her each other...they didn't want to disturb her or wake the baby.