Israeli troops begin Gaza pullout as ...

Israeli troops begin Gaza pullout as Hamas declares cease-fire

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Israeli troops began withdrawing from the Gaza Strip on Sunday after Hamas declared a cease-fire, setting the stage for intensified international efforts to arrange a durable truce after a 22-day war against ...

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Since: Jun 10

Tel Aviv, Israel

#71489 Aug 24, 2013
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Just for the purpose of satisfying your curiosity ...

About three weeks ago, the daughter of a friend from the glorious days of school, that lives with the husband in Mexico ...came with the kids to visit grandpa.

Since I like to talk about tzoores, specially other people tzoores ... we got into the drugs issue in Mexico.

Everybody in Mexico knows who are the "Barons", in what city and hood they live.

The Police and Military don't get too close to them .... because of the possible retaliations.

When someone gets arrested and taken to court, the Mexican Judges stretch the proceedings indefinetly expecting that the prosecutors will fall on some technicality ... and they Judges won't have to send the criminals to jail..

So .. this is a job for some 'outside' contractor, that executes from the air .. scores and leaves no 'finger prints'... and makes a humble living out of it..

I'm sure that whenever possible, the Yankees hit those mtthr fckkkrs,......... but ... the idea that you might be seating by the yard, seeping a Margarita and reading the Mexico City Times or Post ... and all of the sudden, out of the blue, a bird shits on your head ... is a fckkn deterrant ... and gives me, at my age, an erection..(maybe the last one)..

Gooooo, drones.. get those mttthr fckkkrs roaches, wherever they crawl..

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Uzi

Kfar Saba, Israel

#71490 Aug 24, 2013
VOP, you are in the wrong. How come you tell top secret info to the whole world about your erections or non erections. Just cant believe this shit. What are you, another Pollard??
Uzi

Kfar Saba, Israel

#71492 Aug 24, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>
Out of cutiousity...what makes you think we're not already doing it? Unlike the cork soaker trying to sell a million Muslim march on 9/11, the drug bosses don't enjoy the luxury of our Norte Americano freedoms. We've been fighting the war on drugs a lot longer than the war on terror and the CIA does the heavy lifting outside our borders with approximately the same degree of success.
To do that you would need a real American President with steel balls and not a muslim anti American MF.
Uzi

Kfar Saba, Israel

#71493 Aug 24, 2013
There was a knock on the door this past Saturday morning.

I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said: "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness.

"Do you want to be a jehovah's Witness?"

I say: I didn't see no accident.



There was a knock on the door this past Saturday morning.

I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said: "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness.

So I said "Come in and sit down."

I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked "What do you want to talk about?"

He said, "Beats the hell out of me.... Nobody ever let me in before."

Since: Jun 10

Tel Aviv, Israel

#71494 Aug 24, 2013
Uzi wrote:
VOP, you are in the wrong. How come you tell top secret info to the whole world about your erections or non erections. Just cant believe this shit. What are you, another Pollard??
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Sorry, Chief..

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Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#71495 Aug 24, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
Six dozen quahogs dug up and 5 lbs of steamers, bought. What a feast, last night. Screw Turkey, Egypt, and the U.S. Life is good for a week. VOP, Uzi, TRD, Cheftell, bite me! LOL
Glad you had fun :)
Enjoy the guahaugs and steamers. I prefer big shrimp which is sort of an oxymoron. LOL The beach is calling me - but not R.I. You want TRD to bite you? You've lowered your standards.:(

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#71496 Aug 24, 2013
Voice of Peace wrote:
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Ohh, Cheffy ... my second date after entering what they call here, the 'meat market'.... and I prefer to call the 'used car market'.. she was a divorced nurse from the UK..
Every time we were going at it .. she liked to call me profane names. Are you by any chance British, too??
Thankfully, no, I'm not British. Keep your hands off me. ;)

Since: Jun 10

Tel Aviv, Israel

#71497 Aug 24, 2013
Uzi wrote:
There was a knock on the door this past Saturday morning.
I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said: "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness.
"Do you want to be a jehovah's Witness?"
I say: I didn't see no accident.
There was a knock on the door this past Saturday morning.
I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said: "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness.
So I said "Come in and sit down."
I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked "What do you want to talk about?"
He said, "Beats the hell out of me.... Nobody ever let me in before."
.

How come they never come to this side of town..??
...must be they are after the rich folk in the northern part of town..

I've been to the beach early this morning...
Plenty of FF's (female frenchies).
I'm going to need some help, Uzi.

This lady, she's here with a female cousin from London that can't speak no Hebrew ... and I only understand about 30% of her cockney fake English.. Have you ever translated from English to English..??

.

Since: Jun 10

Tel Aviv, Israel

#71498 Aug 24, 2013
Cheftell wrote:
<quoted text>
Thankfully, no, I'm not British. Keep your hands off me. ;)
.

"""Keep your hands off me."""

I believe I wrote about it already .. or perhapsss ... it was on the other site..

Many moons ago, I knew this lady from South Africa through one of the Anglos sites in Israel.

After a few messages we got on the phone and ... I invited her over.
She gracioulsy accepted my invitation ...but not without warning me first that 'she doesn't get in bed with a man on the first date'..

I told her that ... that is not a problem because I also never get in bed witha man on the first date..

Four hours after we met by the Port of Yaffo ... we were going at it at full steam...

...Cheffy, are you South African by any chance..??

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TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#71499 Aug 24, 2013
Voice of Peace wrote:
.
Just for the purpose of satisfying your curiosity ...
About three weeks ago, the daughter of a friend from the glorious days of school, that lives with the husband in Mexico ...came with the kids to visit grandpa.
Since I like to talk about tzoores, specially other people tzoores ... we got into the drugs issue in Mexico.
Everybody in Mexico knows who are the "Barons", in what city and hood they live.
The Police and Military don't get too close to them .... because of the possible retaliations.
When someone gets arrested and taken to court, the Mexican Judges stretch the proceedings indefinetly expecting that the prosecutors will fall on some technicality ... and they Judges won't have to send the criminals to jail..
So .. this is a job for some 'outside' contractor, that executes from the air .. scores and leaves no 'finger prints'... and makes a humble living out of it..
I'm sure that whenever possible, the Yankees hit those mtthr fckkkrs,......... but ... the idea that you might be seating by the yard, seeping a Margarita and reading the Mexico City Times or Post ... and all of the sudden, out of the blue, a bird shits on your head ... is a fckkn deterrant ... and gives me, at my age, an erection..(maybe the last one)..
Gooooo, drones.. get those mttthr fckkkrs roaches, wherever they crawl..
.
Yep, that seems about right. Mainstream Mexicans don't want to upset the food chain since in their sphere of influence, the bosses contribute more to the local economy than the government.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#71500 Aug 24, 2013
Cheftell wrote:
<quoted text>
Glad you had fun :)
Enjoy the guahaugs and steamers. I prefer big shrimp which is sort of an oxymoron. LOL The beach is calling me - but not R.I. You want TRD to bite you? You've lowered your standards.:(
He knows I cook with fresh herbs.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#71501 Aug 24, 2013
Uzi wrote:
<quoted text>
To do that you would need a real American President with steel balls and not a muslim anti American MF.
We're fresh out of Reagans.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#71502 Aug 24, 2013
Cheftell wrote:
<quoted text>
Glad you had fun :)
Enjoy the guahaugs and steamers. I prefer big shrimp which is sort of an oxymoron. LOL The beach is calling me - but not R.I. You want TRD to bite you? You've lowered your standards.:(
I bet you don't even have one of these...

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0047E0EII/ref=...
Uzi

Kfar Saba, Israel

#71503 Aug 24, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>We're fresh out of Reagans.
When you is right honey, you is right. Who do you think is going run on the Republican ticket cause we here have no idea at all. Who is the bozzz man???

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#71504 Aug 24, 2013
Uzi wrote:
<quoted text>
When you is right honey, you is right. Who do you think is going run on the Republican ticket cause we here have no idea at all. Who is the bozzz man???
None of the above. I haven't heard one candidate worth my vote yet and I'm already through the majors to the libertarians.

I figure I'll wait to hear who Ize is voting for and then go for the other guy (who isn't Hillary).

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#71505 Aug 24, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>
None of the above. I haven't heard one candidate worth my vote yet and I'm already through the majors to the libertarians.
I figure I'll wait to hear who Ize is voting for and then go for the other guy (who isn't Hillary).
I'm voting for Reagan. A write in.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#71506 Aug 24, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm voting for Reagan. A write in.
He's not to gay for you? Maybe he could get Chaney's daughter to round out the ticket. I can picture a lot of show tunes at the inaugural.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#71507 Aug 24, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm voting for Reagan. A write in.
OMG! Drinking wine in the mountains has made me stupid(er). My thumbs feel a foot wide.

Too gay.

Cheney's daughter.

Since: Jun 10

Tel Aviv, Israel

#71508 Aug 24, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>
OMG! Drinking wine in the mountains has made me stupid(er). My thumbs feel a foot wide.
Too gay.
Cheney's daughter.
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....well, that's what you get from using those goddamned phones that you are all attached to for life..

Finding parking in Tel Aviv is one of the punishments the sinners get while in this world,....before they check in at the Hell Resort Hotel.
Finding parking in Tel Aviv ...it is like walking from one ring to the next on Dante's Inferno ...

So this humble sinner is doing like the rest of the sinners do ... he rides buses.

The buses are a good option if you move to the back of them ..(the A/C works better in the back).

In the back of the bus nine out of ten sinners are either listening to something coming out of the goddamned phones, talking to someone on the other side of the phone, reading some stupid message (like this one) or writing some crap (like this), playing, looking at photos ... or I don't know what else they do with the goddamned phones...

Sitting at the end of the bus diminishes considerably your chances of meeting some gorgeous woman, opening a channel of communication with a joke, taking her for a walk by the seashore ... and getting laid with her that same night or every night thereafter that week .... because PEOPLE DON'T TALK TO EACH OTHER, THEY ARE FCKKKN BUSY WITH THE GODDAMNED PHONES..!!

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Uzi

Kfar Saba, Israel

#71509 Aug 25, 2013
Interesting look at the Syrian conflict. In one of our major papers a reporter asks: Whats the big idea about attacking Syria (by the US lets say) when both sides are yelling, screaming "allah u akhbar????" Both sides are the same arab muslim shit. I bet if Mr Fake #1, dares to attack its gonna be for the benefit of the Mussie Brothers (his friends and family). No wonder Israel is sitting this out so far.

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