Israeli troops begin Gaza pullout as Hamas declares cease-fire

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Since: Jun 10

Tel Aviv, Israel

#71157 Aug 5, 2013
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For me Pentagon is a long distance call .. and August, budgetwise, is my worst month of the year. Two or three b'days every week .. with the attached consequences to da'wallet.

Go USAF ... go IAF ...

<whispering> ...and go XXXF .. participating on the side..(Saudis..??)

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TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#71158 Aug 5, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
But, speaking of uneducated Aussies, I stumbled across their use of my word "Moi" in the dictionary. Check it out:
Used extensively in the Australian television show "Kath and Kim." Essentially the word "me" pronounced as a slightly uneducated Australian would say it. The same idea can be applied to any word containing an e or i.
Poopypants: "Look at moi TRD, look at moi plooooooooooise"
Is that pronounced "moy" or "mooah"?

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#71159 Aug 5, 2013
Voice of Peace wrote:
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""The joint air exercise "Juniper Stallion 13" has come to an end, and after two weeks of flying together the American planes are heading home.
This exercise is another chapter in the unprecedented security partnership between the United States and Israel. Bon voyage.""
http://www.israelemb.org/washington/NewsAndEv...
http://www.worldtribune.com/wp-content/upload...
I might get my Pulitzer after all..
Hey TRD, you said you know this shit.
The photos released show F-15 and 16 refueling at 30.000 ft and two aircraft at ground.
Those aircrafts have wrong "license plates". They are not USAF or IAF license plates.
Who the fckk in this hood uses JZ for nameplates..??
If the cops pull them off the road ... and they don't have a valid Tourist Visitor License, they'll get a fine and the planes will get towed to a very expensive yard by Tel Aviv .. until the owners show up with cash (no checks or Credit Cards accepted) and pay for all the generated expenses.
Can you call the Pentagon and find out what the fckk is going on..??
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All's I see are a remarkably young looking USAF Master Sargent (who looks quite capable of talking her way out of a parking ticket) and a KC-135 from Grand Forks, N.D. tanking a couple of F-16s from Cannon AFB in N.M. Don't see any F-15s or JZ designations unless I'm missing a picture.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#71160 Aug 5, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>Is that pronounced "moy" or "mooah"?
mwhaah?

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#71161 Aug 5, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
mwhaah?
Oh. I thought it was moy, as in: "Moy donkey is on birth control so we can get Australian any time we want".

My bad.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#71162 Aug 5, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>All's I see are a remarkably young looking USAF Master Sargent (who looks quite capable of talking her way out of a parking ticket) and a KC-135 from Grand Forks, N.D. tanking a couple of F-16s from Cannon AFB in N.M. Don't see any F-15s or JZ designations unless I'm missing a picture.
But if you do have a picture of F-15s with JZ on the tail, they're from the "Bayou Militia" out of Nawlins, LA.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#71163 Aug 5, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>But if you do have a picture of F-15s with JZ on the tail, they're from the "Bayou Militia" out of Nawlins, LA.
You certainly seem to know your aircraft and squadrons. How can anyone refute such "facts"? Did you zoom up the pics and use your secret Commander Program to identify what and where? How do I know you ain't full of zhit? You can BS VOP , but not me. It takes further confirmation before I an impressed more than I am. Wadda ya say, Big Fella? Have more proof with that pudding? Have you moy to offer?

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#71164 Aug 5, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
You certainly seem to know your aircraft and squadrons. How can anyone refute such "facts"? Did you zoom up the pics and use your secret Commander Program to identify what and where? How do I know you ain't full of zhit? You can BS VOP , but not me. It takes further confirmation before I an impressed more than I am. Wadda ya say, Big Fella? Have more proof with that pudding? Have you moy to offer?
At first I called my father-in-law, the Air Force jock. He was having sex and didn't want to be bothered so...

http://www.au.af.mil/au/awc/awcgate/af/tail_m...

They used to be the Coonass Militia but had to become PC twice.

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#71165 Aug 5, 2013
Wesley Poopypants wrote:
<quoted text>
Would you then promise not to drink before breakfast and get counseling? You owe it to Lauren, Boss
Wesley Poopypants???? ROFLMFAO

You never cease to amaze me! You should write a book. ;)

Since: Jun 10

Tel Aviv, Israel

#71166 Aug 5, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>All's I see are a remarkably young looking USAF Master Sargent (who looks quite capable of talking her way out of a parking ticket) and a KC-135 from Grand Forks, N.D. tanking a couple of F-16s from Cannon AFB in N.M. Don't see any F-15s or JZ designations unless I'm missing a picture.
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No, no, no... Je vous explique..

My friend from the Service days has a bike shop in Eilat.
He called me on the phone and ask me to send him urgent, a full trailer of Goldstar beer.

Normally when I gave an order ... I executed, without questions. But this time ...how should I put it ... this time I made una excepcion.

I asked him what does he want all that beer for..
He said the town is full of drunken USAF and IAF soldiers ... and he believes some asssshole has made again a mistake ...
..someone filled up that KC with beer..

This is no way to conduct un military excercise.
Those US forces that they sent from Lousiana and New Mexico .. daydonspeeckenglish, they speak something similar but it ain't it ....

Ohhh, and we are also going to need some alimony money.
A few girls in Eilat got pregnant..

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Since: Jun 10

Tel Aviv, Israel

#71167 Aug 5, 2013
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Those young guys, after they had a few beers ... they all start doing funny things.

http://blogs.cars.com/kickingtires/2013/03/oo...

Can we have it on a written and notarized document that from this day on, you'll only send civilized and educated military personnel from New England..??

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TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#71168 Aug 5, 2013
Voice of Peace wrote:
<quoted text>.
No, no, no... Je vous explique..
My friend from the Service days has a bike shop in Eilat.
He called me on the phone and ask me to send him urgent, a full trailer of Goldstar beer.
Normally when I gave an order ... I executed, without questions. But this time ...how should I put it ... this time I made una excepcion.
I asked him what does he want all that beer for..
He said the town is full of drunken USAF and IAF soldiers ... and he believes some asssshole has made again a mistake ...
..someone filled up that KC with beer..
This is no way to conduct un military excercise.
Those US forces that they sent from Lousiana and New Mexico .. daydonspeeckenglish, they speak something similar but it ain't it ....
Ohhh, and we are also going to need some alimony money.
A few girls in Eilat got pregnant..
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It's quite possible but not probable. Since beer is legal on both ends of that trip, it's unlikely they'd carry it around. I have it on high authority from a former crew chief of an older version of the KC-135 who told me he remembers me getting gas from him in '71 over VN. He also said that a large amount of Thai stick traveled back home in the external stores from SE Asia. The guys used to pack their luggage into those tanks under the wings and red-tag the plane so it went straight in the hanger after returning from deployment. Talk about Mister Popularity!

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#71169 Aug 5, 2013
Voice of Peace wrote:
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Those young guys, after they had a few beers ... they all start doing funny things.
http://blogs.cars.com/kickingtires/2013/03/oo...
Can we have it on a written and notarized document that from this day on, you'll only send civilized and educated military personnel from New England..??
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The ladies got a higher octane fill-up than the leader of the free world. You should consider it lucky to get such a generous addition to the gene pool and leave it at that.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#71170 Aug 5, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>At first I called my father-in-law, the Air Force jock. He was having sex and didn't want to be bothered so...
http://www.au.af.mil/au/awc/awcgate/af/tail_m...
They used to be the Coonass Militia but had to become PC twice.
I knew you had a secret weapon. I just knew it. Here's my latest weapon. I'm going to be popping Morning Doves that have found their way to my Black Oil Sunflower Seeds. They have a crop that stores seed like there's no tomorrow. Guess what? For the ones in my laser sight, there is no tomorrow. I used to kill Squirrels by the dozen and I solved that problem. Just when I thought I was out, THEY PULL ME BACK IN!!!!

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#71171 Aug 5, 2013
Cheftell wrote:
<quoted text>
Wesley Poopypants???? ROFLMFAO
You never cease to amaze me! You should write a book. ;)
My book would include you, my horny southern belle. There would be chapters about unconventional sex with explicit details in the margins that would invoke yellow highlighters. Hardly kindergarten material, but any grade above those will do. Can you bark like a dog? Arf Arf.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#71172 Aug 5, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
I knew you had a secret weapon. I just knew it. Here's my latest weapon. I'm going to be popping Morning Doves that have found their way to my Black Oil Sunflower Seeds. They have a crop that stores seed like there's no tomorrow. Guess what? For the ones in my laser sight, there is no tomorrow. I used to kill Squirrels by the dozen and I solved that problem. Just when I thought I was out, THEY PULL ME BACK IN!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =54acmNk-TQIXX
Ahhh...summertime. The back yard safari in hopes of bagging the elusive varmint cong. Whatever happened to the old pump up models? I used to be able to shoot halfway through the Miami phone book with one of those.

Since: Jun 10

Tel Aviv, Israel

#71173 Aug 5, 2013
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Y, I recommend the Kar98k-erry..

It can be used with doves and hawks too ...

In a 'momento' of weakness ... but knowing it might be a risky deal, we bought one.

It cost us a lot... we pay for it cash in instalments..

http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4045/4283653161...

""Rachel Weiss and her three small children were on their way to a family affair in Tiberias on October 30, 1988. As the bus the family was riding passed the northern outskirts of Jericho, it was ambushed and set ablaze with three Molotov cocktails. Rachel (26) and her three boys Netanel (3), Rephael (2) and Efraim (9 months) were killed in the attack, as was IDF soldier David Delarosa who attempted to rescue the family.

Jomaa Adam, the terrorist who perpetrated the attack, is reportedly among the 82 Palestinian prisoners jailed by Israel before the signing of 1993 Oslo Peace Accords who will be released if newly announced peace talks make headway.""

Extremadamente expensive..

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Since: Jun 10

Tel Aviv, Israel

#71174 Aug 5, 2013

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#71175 Aug 6, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>Fiberglass......nice, says a lot. If you weren't so contrary you might be eligible for marble.
I am eligible for marble, with gold trim. My concern was it would be too heavy for you to carry on your shoulders, given your age and all.

Calling all idiots, calling all idiots.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#71176 Aug 6, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>Ahhh...summertime. The back yard safari in hopes of bagging the elusive varmint cong. Whatever happened to the old pump up models? I used to be able to shoot halfway through the Miami phone book with one of those.
Been there. Done that. The varmints can hear you pumping up. In this case, it will take all day on mean Wednesday to formulate my strategy. Birds have very keen eyesight and any movement, however slight, is detectable. It will have to be like an IED attack. Patience.

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