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Wesley Roop

Australia

#71137 Aug 4, 2013
If I won the 20 Million dollars in the lottery on Saturday next weekend this is how I would spend it like a true boss!!!.

I would:

1) Buy a new house for myself and my misses to move into.

2) I would buy all my family and mates something they want (house, car, etc).

3) I would donate some of the money to the W.I.A ADF and English forces!.

4) I would buy myself and my Girl friend brand new Holden Commodores.

5) I would pay the whole cost for my sister's engagement party in October!(Like a BOSS/)

6) I would throw parties each weekend!!.

7) I would marry Lauren!!

8) I would more than likely still work at my day job and have no worries or stress!!!.

9) I would deposit $2 million in the bank, and hope for the best with the interest.

10) Never give up our morning jog on the beach!.

11) I would give my Mum, Dad and Lauren's parents $1 million each, for whatever they want.

12) I would try to do whatever I can to help England (England, Australia the greatest nations in the World!!)

13) I would buy a T-800 1:1 size scale from Sideshow collectables!!. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

14) I would buy a boat for fishing on weekends!!

15) I would just sit back, and love life, and worship my Girl friend, and love my future kid's more than my life.

Doesn't hurt to dream you know!!!.
Wes

Australia

#71138 Aug 4, 2013
Now for some of the best hits at the big day out a couple of years ago!!... HAHAHAHA!

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#71139 Aug 4, 2013
This is my entry for the Ed Norton Memorial "Worst Job Ever" Award.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/08/04/world/asia/...

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#71140 Aug 4, 2013
TRD wrote:
This is my entry for the Ed Norton Memorial "Worst Job Ever" Award.
Can't use the term six feet under -- because it's not that. Doubt anyone cares.

If I win the lottery, I'll have to establish FL residency - no state income tax. ;) Maybe I can rent a room in your castle?

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#71141 Aug 4, 2013
Cheftell wrote:
<quoted text>
Can't use the term six feet under -- because it's not that. Doubt anyone cares.
If I win the lottery, I'll have to establish FL residency - no state income tax. ;) Maybe I can rent a room in your castle?
After I win the lottery you can have the castle. Until then, the moat would be good for you.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#71142 Aug 4, 2013
Cheftell wrote:
<quoted text>
Can't use the term six feet under -- because it's not that. Doubt anyone cares.
If I win the lottery, I'll have to establish FL residency - no state income tax. ;) Maybe I can rent a room in your castle?
He already has a Concubine Princess. And, more important, you and the Princess have a lot in common. Ark Ark

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#71143 Aug 4, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
He already has a Concubine Princess. And, more important, you and the Princess have a lot in common. Ark Ark
It's the Paragon and she's not going to like the concubine reference. So you think Cheftell is pedestal-worthy? How about your worst job submission...go ahead and make Art Carney proud.

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#71144 Aug 4, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>So you think Cheftell is pedestal-worthy?
I like this one - except a LOT taller. Price should be no object - I'm worth it. ;)

http://www.hayneedle.com/product/venetofluted...

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#71145 Aug 4, 2013
Cheftell wrote:
<quoted text>
I like this one - except a LOT taller. Price should be no object - I'm worth it. ;)
http://www.hayneedle.com/product/venetofluted...
Fiberglass......nice, says a lot. If you weren't so contrary you might be eligible for marble.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#71146 Aug 4, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>It's the Paragon and she's not going to like the concubine reference. So you think Cheftell is pedestal-worthy? How about your worst job submission...go ahead and make Art Carney proud.
Hard to top burying homicide bombers, using ladles, soup spoons and paper towels which do not keep you from reeking of decomposing flesh and still feeling it's your duty because Islam dictates it. So call it the worst job submission to civilized people. After all, they find humor in every bombing.

I think the Paragon would understand my concubine humor more than you and find it erotic enough to give up a belly dance for her one and only. You, on the other hand, would jump a Cocker-Spaniel if it stood still long enough, hence my Cheftell joke. Ark Ark

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#71147 Aug 4, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
Hard to top burying homicide bombers, using ladles, soup spoons and paper towels which do not keep you from reeking of decomposing flesh and still feeling it's your duty because Islam dictates it. So call it the worst job submission to civilized people. After all, they find humor in every bombing.
I think the Paragon would understand my concubine humor more than you and find it erotic enough to give up a belly dance for her one and only. You, on the other hand, would jump a Cocker-Spaniel if it stood still long enough, hence my Cheftell joke. Ark Ark
Nuh-unh!

Not just any Spaniel will do...

I thought the most telling comment in the article was about the gloves laying around. He's so respectful of the dead yet he just drops the gloves on the ground after dropping the big pieces in the hole. That's some culture they have there

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#71148 Aug 4, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>Nuh-unh!
Not just any Spaniel will do...
I thought the most telling comment in the article was about the gloves laying around. He's so respectful of the dead yet he just drops the gloves on the ground after dropping the big pieces in the hole. That's some culture they have there
What happens to the gloves? Are there bio-degradable? Mike Rowe could never top this. Human and animal feces aside, he couldn't touch this. But, hey, how about we issue him a challenge for a new Discovery episode? Maybe we can get a piece of the action. Probably over the line because of the possible connection to human burial rituals. But this guy says nothing. No rites, no words. Just a clothespin on his nose before he goes home to his goat supper. I'll e-mail him. Ark Ark

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#71149 Aug 4, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>Fiberglass......nice, says a lot. If you weren't so contrary you might be eligible for marble.
My plans for that pedestal are all in the video attached. When completed, you insert the pedestal, level the ground about two feet over the top and then use a good shade grass seed for decoration. Set your GPS so you can find it and BINGO! You're there. Like it?

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#71150 Aug 4, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
My plans for that pedestal are all in the video attached. When completed, you insert the pedestal, level the ground about two feet over the top and then use a good shade grass seed for decoration. Set your GPS so you can find it and BINGO! You're there. Like it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =RAkTtta4AIAXX
You would have to pump that hole after the first bucket if it were located here. We've been getting so much rain that most boats can't fit under the bridges between the lakes anymore and there's standing water in the swales.

http://www.dep.state.fl.us/water/nonpoint/doc...

Mike Rowe would pass on our project because in Afghanistan, that's one of the cleaner jobs.
Wesley Poopypants

Naugatuck, CT

#71151 Aug 5, 2013
Wesley Roop wrote:
If I won the 20 Million dollars in the lottery on Saturday next weekend this is how I would spend it like a true boss!!!.
I would:
1) Buy a new house for myself and my misses to move into.
2) I would buy all my family and mates something they want (house, car, etc).
3) I would donate some of the money to the W.I.A ADF and English forces!.
4) I would buy myself and my Girl friend brand new Holden Commodores.
5) I would pay the whole cost for my sister's engagement party in October!(Like a BOSS/)
6) I would throw parties each weekend!!.
7) I would marry Lauren!!
8) I would more than likely still work at my day job and have no worries or stress!!!.
9) I would deposit $2 million in the bank, and hope for the best with the interest.
10) Never give up our morning jog on the beach!.
11) I would give my Mum, Dad and Lauren's parents $1 million each, for whatever they want.
12) I would try to do whatever I can to help England (England, Australia the greatest nations in the World!!)
13) I would buy a T-800 1:1 size scale from Sideshow collectables!!. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
14) I would buy a boat for fishing on weekends!!
15) I would just sit back, and love life, and worship my Girl friend, and love my future kid's more than my life.
Doesn't hurt to dream you know!!!.
Would you then promise not to drink before breakfast and get counseling? You owe it to Lauren, Boss

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#71152 Aug 5, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>You would have to pump that hole after the first bucket if it were located here. We've been getting so much rain that most boats can't fit under the bridges between the lakes anymore and there's standing water in the swales.
http://www.dep.state.fl.us/water/nonpoint/doc...
Mike Rowe would pass on our project because in Afghanistan, that's one of the cleaner jobs.
You are living on an Island made of Coral. No? So water is your friend. Suck it up, Popeye.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#71153 Aug 5, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
You are living on an Island made of Coral. No? So water is your friend. Suck it up, Popeye.
It's a peninsula made of limestone...close enough.

Speaking of sucking up, I thought you weren't going to encourage the Aussie. Got to hand it to them though, they get drunk enough to play pool games without the pool and yet they are still able to stand. Sometimes.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#71154 Aug 5, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>It's a peninsula made of limestone...close enough.
Speaking of sucking up, I thought you weren't going to encourage the Aussie. Got to hand it to them though, they get drunk enough to play pool games without the pool and yet they are still able to stand. Sometimes.
Moi? Poopypants is a clown looking for trouble.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#71155 Aug 5, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>It's a peninsula made of limestone...close enough.
Speaking of sucking up, I thought you weren't going to encourage the Aussie. Got to hand it to them though, they get drunk enough to play pool games without the pool and yet they are still able to stand. Sometimes.
But, speaking of uneducated Aussies, I stumbled across their use of my word "Moi" in the dictionary. Check it out:

Used extensively in the Australian television show "Kath and Kim." Essentially the word "me" pronounced as a slightly uneducated Australian would say it. The same idea can be applied to any word containing an e or i.
Poopypants: "Look at moi TRD, look at moi plooooooooooise"

Since: Jun 10

Tel Aviv, Israel

#71156 Aug 5, 2013
.

""The joint air exercise "Juniper Stallion 13" has come to an end, and after two weeks of flying together the American planes are heading home.

This exercise is another chapter in the unprecedented security partnership between the United States and Israel. Bon voyage.""

http://www.israelemb.org/washington/NewsAndEv...

http://www.worldtribune.com/wp-content/upload...

I might get my Pulitzer after all..

Hey TRD, you said you know this shit.
The photos released show F-15 and 16 refueling at 30.000 ft and two aircraft at ground.

Those aircrafts have wrong "license plates". They are not USAF or IAF license plates.

Who the fckk in this hood uses JZ for nameplates..??

If the cops pull them off the road ... and they don't have a valid Tourist Visitor License, they'll get a fine and the planes will get towed to a very expensive yard by Tel Aviv .. until the owners show up with cash (no checks or Credit Cards accepted) and pay for all the generated expenses.

Can you call the Pentagon and find out what the fckk is going on..??

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