Israeli troops begin Gaza pullout as Hamas declares cease-fire

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Israeli troops began withdrawing from the Gaza Strip on Sunday after Hamas declared a cease-fire, setting the stage for intensified international efforts to arrange a durable truce after a 22-day war against ...
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Uzi

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#70942
Jul 23, 2013
 
TRD wrote:
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It would absofcukinglutely be a mistake for us to be involved in Syria under ANY circumstances. Know who should straighten out this bag of snakes? The Arab fcuking League. I am so convinced that this is a clusterfcuk of elephantine proportions that I wouldn't even commit satellite assets for fear we would want to act on the intelligence we'd glean.
It's an Arab issue, they need to fix it.
Hey the man is 100% correct but watch out for the great fake one, he supports the muslim bros, his brothers.
Uzi

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Jul 23, 2013
 

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These are from a Muslim stand-up comic, Goffaq Yussef.
Maybe a sign of peace when we start hearing humor from a Palestinian perspective.

Good evening gentlemen, and get out ladies.

On my flight to New York, there must have been an Israeli in the bathroom the entire time. There was a sign on the door that said,
"Occupied."

What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes?
Nothing! You told her twice already!

How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb?
None!
They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!

Did you hear about the Broadway play,
"The Palestinians"?
It bombed!

What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia?
Lefty!

Did you hear about the Muslim strip club?
It features full facial nudity!

Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank ?
Because it's just a stone's throw from Israel !

Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys?
Because every Palestinian boy will get to join a rock group!

A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli police.
"Honest, I'm not a suicide bomber," he said. "I didn't say I wanted to blow myself up
so I could sleep with 72 virgins.
All I said was,'I'm dying to get laid!'"

What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward?
"Live ammunition."

Palestinian girl says to her mommy:
"After Abdul blows himself up,
can I have his room?"

TRD

“The Real Deal”

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Central Florida

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#70949
Jul 23, 2013
 
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
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Looks like I'm stuck with the gray man. The avatar censor must be ticked off. LOL
I'm waiting for the cable guy to fix my internet and my phone doesn't show avatars so you're off the hook.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

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#70951
Jul 23, 2013
 
TRD wrote:
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I'm waiting for the cable guy to fix my internet and my phone doesn't show avatars so you're off the hook.
Naw. It takes a day or two to change avatars. I'm trying to seduce the Chef with my versatility. She's a great great sucker for a new look.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

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#70952
Jul 23, 2013
 
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I'm waiting for the cable guy to fix my internet and my phone doesn't show avatars so you're off the hook.
Here's your cable, Guy. Make you homesick?

http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Roopie

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An ALPHA BOSS, you might have heard this term being used around, here or there. But the thing is,
all this talk about an ALPHA BOSS is actually just talk about 1 person. That person is me. I am ALPHA BOSS Mate!.
Roopie

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Jul 23, 2013
 

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Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
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I would never click on a link from a demented Aussie. So, keep sending and we keep ignoring.
Hey Grandpa, I just found you a new set of wheels for ya mate!.



http://versusthemachine.blogspot.com.au/2010/...

ROFL.

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#70955
Jul 23, 2013
 
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
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Naw. It takes a day or two to change avatars. I'm trying to seduce the Chef with my versatility. She's a great great sucker for a new look.
Ya did it! Looks sooooo much like you! ;) Who's doing all the judging these days???(Cool carrier landing, too.) You haven't changed, old man. Luv ya!
Roopie

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#70956
Jul 24, 2013
 
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Ya did it! Looks sooooo much like you! ;) Who's doing all the judging these days???(Cool carrier landing, too.) You haven't changed, old man. Luv ya!
Wanna hook up sometime sweetie?. I know I can do it better than old “Yee vizz”. Who wears a nappie and is suffers from impedance.

How was your day sugar hips?

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#70957
Jul 24, 2013
 
Roopie wrote:
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Wanna hook up sometime sweetie?. I know I can do it better than old “Yee vizz”. Who wears a nappie and is suffers from impedance.
How was your day sugar hips?
Sorry; nobody does it better than yee vizz. ;) How was my day? Don't know; it's just starting. You're in a different time zone, Aussie. LOL

“Yee vizz”

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Central Connecticut

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#70958
Jul 24, 2013
 
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Sorry; nobody does it better than yee vizz. ;) How was my day? Don't know; it's just starting. You're in a different time zone, Aussie. LOL
How's it going, Girl? The judgies is just somebody from down under playing with itself. I don't feed that Troll or click any links. It'll go away soon enough. Still working? It's Meanie Wednesday off 4 me. See ya.
Eichmann

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#70959
Jul 24, 2013
 
Roopie wrote:
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Wanna hook up sometime sweetie?. I know I can do it better than old “Yee vizz”. Who wears a nappie and is suffers from impedance.
How was your day sugar hips?
OMG. Smacked down. Better stay with soliciting boys, Dundee. LOL

TRD

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#70960
Jul 24, 2013
 
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
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How's it going, Girl? The judgies is just somebody from down under playing with itself. I don't feed that Troll or click any links. It'll go away soon enough. Still working? It's Meanie Wednesday off 4 me. See ya.
I'm baaaaaaaaaaack! And you look AWESOME!

Yeah, you're pretty mean...but I've seen meaner. You should check the links out, nobody doesn't like drunk Auzzies.

“Yee vizz”

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<quoted text>I'm baaaaaaaaaaack! And you look AWESOME!
Yeah, you're pretty mean...but I've seen meaner. You should check the links out, nobody doesn't like drunk Auzzies.
You have a couple of letters right. Drunk vs. dumb. Just another lonely Troll looking for attention. He/she got it. The Chef has repelled its attempted sexual advances so it's back to banging those road kill Roos. You are easily impressed.

TRD

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#70965
Jul 24, 2013
 
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
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You have a couple of letters right. Drunk vs. dumb. Just another lonely Troll looking for attention. He/she got it. The Chef has repelled its attempted sexual advances so it's back to banging those road kill Roos. You are easily impressed.
Their beers are huge. That makes their wimmin attractive.

TRD

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#70966
Jul 24, 2013
 
Not even the "A" models?

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/07/24/us-...

I'm gratified to see that we follow our own rules (sort of).

“Yee vizz”

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Jul 24, 2013
 
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Sorry; nobody does it better than yee vizz. ;) How was my day? Don't know; it's just starting. You're in a different time zone, Aussie. LOL
Great avatar. Makes me want to take an outdoor shower. Any soap recommendations? You have to know that the drunk Aussie is whacking that jalapeno like there's no tomorrow. Be kind.

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#70968
Jul 24, 2013
 
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>Their beers are huge. That makes their wimmin attractive.
Their bellys and egos are huge. Their dciks are tiny and barely make it up to the keyboard when they strut their stuff. Please don't encourage further posts from this dooshebag. Going the same way as CMT. Another lonely Troll that keeps on trolling until it gets play. You don't get it by now? Or, is it up to others to swat your flies?
Ahmad

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#70969
Jul 24, 2013
 
What's the best way to euthanize a cat? I drove over my cat's legs and the poor thing is suffering and there are no vets within a two hour radius.
Ahmad

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#70970
Jul 24, 2013
 
If I had a gun I would put a bullet between her eyes and end her misery, but thanks to Israel I have to resort to more primitive techniques. The problem is I'm note sure if I can kill her right away with one blow.

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