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“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#70934 Jul 23, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>Nice. NaNa would call that "Bootylicious".
Unfortunately, you have to put a lot of energy (or in this case, money) in before you can get any energy out.
Great asz and a beautiful face. What more can you ask for. Head? What do you think about the proposed plan of putting thousands of our troops on the ground to support the Syrian revolution? Air strikes. Rounding up those chemical weapons. Is it that old "fcuked if we do, fcuked if we don't"? They will just turn around and bite the hand that helps them. I wouldn't do it. Fcuk em. Let them kill each other by the score. Less to worry about in the future. Drones, drones, drones. Lots of them. No identifiers, just plenty of ordinance. You in?

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#70936 Jul 23, 2013
Bilbo Teabaggins wrote:
<quoted text>
Let go my sac,troll.
Your sacs are on your chest, Dilldo.
Eichmann

Naugatuck, CT

#70938 Jul 23, 2013
Bilbo Teabaggins wrote:
<quoted text>
Let go my sac,troll.
Girly man. LOL

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#70940 Jul 23, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
Great asz and a beautiful face. What more can you ask for. Head? What do you think about the proposed plan of putting thousands of our troops on the ground to support the Syrian revolution? Air strikes. Rounding up those chemical weapons. Is it that old "fcuked if we do, fcuked if we don't"? They will just turn around and bite the hand that helps them. I wouldn't do it. Fcuk em. Let them kill each other by the score. Less to worry about in the future. Drones, drones, drones. Lots of them. No identifiers, just plenty of ordinance. You in?
It would absofcukinglutely be a mistake for us to be involved in Syria under ANY circumstances. Know who should straighten out this bag of snakes? The Arab fcuking League. I am so convinced that this is a clusterfcuk of elephantine proportions that I wouldn't even commit satellite assets for fear we would want to act on the intelligence we'd glean.

It's an Arab issue, they need to fix it.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#70941 Jul 23, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>
It would absofcukinglutely be a mistake for us to be involved in Syria under ANY circumstances. Know who should straighten out this bag of snakes? The Arab fcuking League. I am so convinced that this is a clusterfcuk of elephantine proportions that I wouldn't even commit satellite assets for fear we would want to act on the intelligence we'd glean.
It's an Arab issue, they need to fix it.
Looks like I'm stuck with the gray man. The avatar censor must be ticked off. LOL
Uzi

Kfar Saba, Israel

#70942 Jul 23, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>
It would absofcukinglutely be a mistake for us to be involved in Syria under ANY circumstances. Know who should straighten out this bag of snakes? The Arab fcuking League. I am so convinced that this is a clusterfcuk of elephantine proportions that I wouldn't even commit satellite assets for fear we would want to act on the intelligence we'd glean.
It's an Arab issue, they need to fix it.
Hey the man is 100% correct but watch out for the great fake one, he supports the muslim bros, his brothers.
Uzi

Kfar Saba, Israel

#70943 Jul 23, 2013
These are from a Muslim stand-up comic, Goffaq Yussef.
Maybe a sign of peace when we start hearing humor from a Palestinian perspective.

Good evening gentlemen, and get out ladies.

On my flight to New York, there must have been an Israeli in the bathroom the entire time. There was a sign on the door that said,
"Occupied."

What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes?
Nothing! You told her twice already!

How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb?
None!
They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!

Did you hear about the Broadway play,
"The Palestinians"?
It bombed!

What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia?
Lefty!

Did you hear about the Muslim strip club?
It features full facial nudity!

Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank ?
Because it's just a stone's throw from Israel !

Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys?
Because every Palestinian boy will get to join a rock group!

A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli police.
"Honest, I'm not a suicide bomber," he said. "I didn't say I wanted to blow myself up
so I could sleep with 72 virgins.
All I said was,'I'm dying to get laid!'"

What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward?
"Live ammunition."

Palestinian girl says to her mommy:
"After Abdul blows himself up,
can I have his room?"

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#70949 Jul 23, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
Looks like I'm stuck with the gray man. The avatar censor must be ticked off. LOL
I'm waiting for the cable guy to fix my internet and my phone doesn't show avatars so you're off the hook.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#70951 Jul 23, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm waiting for the cable guy to fix my internet and my phone doesn't show avatars so you're off the hook.
Naw. It takes a day or two to change avatars. I'm trying to seduce the Chef with my versatility. She's a great great sucker for a new look.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#70952 Jul 23, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm waiting for the cable guy to fix my internet and my phone doesn't show avatars so you're off the hook.
Here's your cable, Guy. Make you homesick?

Roopie

Australia

#70953 Jul 23, 2013
An ALPHA BOSS, you might have heard this term being used around, here or there. But the thing is,
all this talk about an ALPHA BOSS is actually just talk about 1 person. That person is me. I am ALPHA BOSS Mate!.
Roopie

Australia

#70954 Jul 23, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
I would never click on a link from a demented Aussie. So, keep sending and we keep ignoring.
Hey Grandpa, I just found you a new set of wheels for ya mate!.



http://versusthemachine.blogspot.com.au/2010/...

ROFL.

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#70955 Jul 23, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
Naw. It takes a day or two to change avatars. I'm trying to seduce the Chef with my versatility. She's a great great sucker for a new look.
Ya did it! Looks sooooo much like you! ;) Who's doing all the judging these days???(Cool carrier landing, too.) You haven't changed, old man. Luv ya!
Roopie

Australia

#70956 Jul 24, 2013
Cheftell wrote:
<quoted text>
Ya did it! Looks sooooo much like you! ;) Who's doing all the judging these days???(Cool carrier landing, too.) You haven't changed, old man. Luv ya!
Wanna hook up sometime sweetie?. I know I can do it better than old “Yee vizz”. Who wears a nappie and is suffers from impedance.

How was your day sugar hips?

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#70957 Jul 24, 2013
Roopie wrote:
<quoted text>
Wanna hook up sometime sweetie?. I know I can do it better than old “Yee vizz”. Who wears a nappie and is suffers from impedance.
How was your day sugar hips?
Sorry; nobody does it better than yee vizz. ;) How was my day? Don't know; it's just starting. You're in a different time zone, Aussie. LOL

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#70958 Jul 24, 2013
Cheftell wrote:
<quoted text>
Sorry; nobody does it better than yee vizz. ;) How was my day? Don't know; it's just starting. You're in a different time zone, Aussie. LOL
How's it going, Girl? The judgies is just somebody from down under playing with itself. I don't feed that Troll or click any links. It'll go away soon enough. Still working? It's Meanie Wednesday off 4 me. See ya.
Eichmann

Naugatuck, CT

#70959 Jul 24, 2013
Roopie wrote:
<quoted text>
Wanna hook up sometime sweetie?. I know I can do it better than old “Yee vizz”. Who wears a nappie and is suffers from impedance.
How was your day sugar hips?
OMG. Smacked down. Better stay with soliciting boys, Dundee. LOL

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#70960 Jul 24, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
How's it going, Girl? The judgies is just somebody from down under playing with itself. I don't feed that Troll or click any links. It'll go away soon enough. Still working? It's Meanie Wednesday off 4 me. See ya.
I'm baaaaaaaaaaack! And you look AWESOME!

Yeah, you're pretty mean...but I've seen meaner. You should check the links out, nobody doesn't like drunk Auzzies.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#70964 Jul 24, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>I'm baaaaaaaaaaack! And you look AWESOME!
Yeah, you're pretty mean...but I've seen meaner. You should check the links out, nobody doesn't like drunk Auzzies.
You have a couple of letters right. Drunk vs. dumb. Just another lonely Troll looking for attention. He/she got it. The Chef has repelled its attempted sexual advances so it's back to banging those road kill Roos. You are easily impressed.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#70965 Jul 24, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
You have a couple of letters right. Drunk vs. dumb. Just another lonely Troll looking for attention. He/she got it. The Chef has repelled its attempted sexual advances so it's back to banging those road kill Roos. You are easily impressed.
Their beers are huge. That makes their wimmin attractive.

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