Your cojones will survive but will the fish make it?.
On my next vacations in the Turkish Riviera, fruits and vegetables only..
Do you think that fish is safe..?? I mean, I don't see how you can get a salmon in bed and sodomize it without risking getting scale stucked on your balls...
It cracked me up that they described the duck's injuries including mention of multiple surgeries and that he's resting comfortably. Yeah, you read it right...not just a duck-fcuker but a gay Turk duck-fcuker.