Israeli troops begin Gaza pullout as Hamas declares cease-fire

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Israeli troops began withdrawing from the Gaza Strip on Sunday after Hamas declared a cease-fire, setting the stage for intensified international efforts to arrange a durable truce after a 22-day war against ...

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I just saw this video of a Palestinian prisoner who converted to Judaism and became a religious scholar. Because of this change of religion, he was allowed to live in Israel, and might even be granted a citizenship.
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
I'm not really surprised. I mean, with that nose of his he probably came out of his mother's womb reciting verses from the Torah.
Uni-brow vs. nose. Who ya got? Hey, Veeky was here looking for you. He was seriously advocating that the Department of Homeland Security visit you. LOL LMFAO

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You're a PIG! Filthy, dirty old man! ;)
Show me that BIG smile, Flappy!

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Soy de Palestina wrote:
I just saw this video of a Palestinian prisoner who converted to Judaism and became a religious scholar. Because of this change of religion, he was allowed to live in Israel, and might even be granted a citizenship.
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
I'm not really surprised. I mean, with that nose of his he probably came out of his mother's womb reciting verses from the Torah.
One down, one point 6 billion to go.

You should do it...you'd look good in curls (you know you will).

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Uni-brow vs. nose. Who ya got? Hey, Veeky was here looking for you. He was seriously advocating that the Department of Homeland Security visit you. LOL LMFAO
Crap. I better hide my pressure cooker and delete my browsing history.

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<quoted text> Crap. I better hide my pressure cooker and delete my browsing history.
Keep the porn.

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Cheftell wrote:
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You're a PIG! Filthy, dirty old man! ;)
Hey, Flapjacks, sticks and stones. 8>)

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TRD wrote:
<quoted text>Keep the porn.
Dat boy ain't into porn. But, he's sho gettin westernized. I like it. I mean, with same sex marriages popping up all over the place, he has a chance for happiness. How can you be so cruel?

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Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>Dat boy ain't into porn. But, he's sho gettin westernized. I like it. I mean, with same sex marriages popping up all over the place, he has a chance for happiness. How can you be so cruel?
Ironical, i'n't?

The pressure cooker could get him in trouble with Homeland Security and the porn could get him out. In Syria they raised the bar with cannibal porn so a little normal spank-o-vision would up his standing in the community.

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<quoted text>Ironical, i'n't?
The pressure cooker could get him in trouble with Homeland Security and the porn could get him out. In Syria they raised the bar with cannibal porn so a little normal spank-o-vision would up his standing in the community.
Is this another Rachel?

>Some 30 Palestinians threw stones at Rachelís Tomb in Bethlehem and another 40 threw stones and Molotov Cocktails at the IDF in the village of El-Khader. In Hebron, by the policemenís checkpoint, some 30 Palestinians threw stones at the IDF.<

One would think they would have respect for that Palestinian sympathizer who decided to play dodge-ball with an Israeli Bulldozer. Shame on therm.

http://www.jpost.com/National-News/Clashes-in...

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Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
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Is this another Rachel?
>Some 30 Palestinians threw stones at Rachelís Tomb in Bethlehem and another 40 threw stones and Molotov Cocktails at the IDF in the village of El-Khader. In Hebron, by the policemenís checkpoint, some 30 Palestinians threw stones at the IDF.<
One would think they would have respect for that Palestinian sympathizer who decided to play dodge-ball with an Israeli Bulldozer. Shame on therm.
http://www.jpost.com/National-News/Clashes-in...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachel%27s_Tomb

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<quoted text>Keep the porn.
Just imagine the headlines. "Porn found on Jihadist's computer", and then they go on to list all my fetishes and how they relate to my Jihadist ideology. Terms such as "deep penetration", "facial explosions" and "double rear infiltration" will be used to describe new techniques mastered by Jihadists to terrorize the population.

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Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
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Is this another Rachel?
>Some 30 Palestinians threw stones at Rachelís Tomb in Bethlehem and another 40 threw stones and Molotov Cocktails at the IDF in the village of El-Khader. In Hebron, by the policemenís checkpoint, some 30 Palestinians threw stones at the IDF.<
One would think they would have respect for that Palestinian sympathizer who decided to play dodge-ball with an Israeli Bulldozer. Shame on therm.
http://www.jpost.com/National-News/Clashes-in...
This Rachel bit the big one 3500 years ago. Happy Nakba Day!

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Just imagine the headlines. "Porn found on Jihadist's computer", and then they go on to list all my fetishes and how they relate to my Jihadist ideology. Terms such as "deep penetration", "facial explosions" and "double rear infiltration" will be used to describe new techniques mastered by Jihadists to terrorize the population.
That would be a hoot, I wonder if you could explain it all away by "if you're going to all the trouble of a rear infiltration, you might as well double up and do it right". By this metric alone, half of Hollywood would end up in Gitmo.

While we're rewriting the Jihadist lexicon, what should we call it when an eye for an eye comes with a side of lung, liver or heart? Dhimmi's Grand Slam Breakfast?

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<quoted text>That would be a hoot, I wonder if you could explain it all away by "if you're going to all the trouble of a rear infiltration, you might as well double up and do it right". By this metric alone, half of Hollywood would end up in Gitmo.
While we're rewriting the Jihadist lexicon, what should we call it when an eye for an eye comes with a side of lung, liver or heart? Dhimmi's Grand Slam Breakfast?
You saw that video?
Personally I would take the liver and fry it with onions and olive oil, and then add some pepper and salt. Heart meat is very stringy. The brain would my second option.

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<quoted text> Who's this joker?
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Do you like my jokes?.

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Do you like my jokes?.
Good grief! Where can I vote "NO" ?

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Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
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Show me that BIG smile, Flappy!
I tried - but they wouldn't let me post it! LOL

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Hey, Flapjacks, sticks and stones. 8>)


Hmmm - never heard that one before. What's the ending? ;)

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Good grief! Where can I vote "NO" ?
I was been sarcastic towards Soy de Palestina with the joke thing, pretty bad stuff what Palestinians teach their children Cheftell.

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