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TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#69669 May 15, 2013
Soy de Palestina wrote:
<quoted text> Crap. I better hide my pressure cooker and delete my browsing history.
Keep the porn.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#69670 May 15, 2013
Cheftell wrote:
<quoted text>
You're a PIG! Filthy, dirty old man! ;)
Hey, Flapjacks, sticks and stones. 8>)

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#69671 May 15, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>Keep the porn.
Dat boy ain't into porn. But, he's sho gettin westernized. I like it. I mean, with same sex marriages popping up all over the place, he has a chance for happiness. How can you be so cruel?

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#69672 May 15, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>Dat boy ain't into porn. But, he's sho gettin westernized. I like it. I mean, with same sex marriages popping up all over the place, he has a chance for happiness. How can you be so cruel?
Ironical, i'n't?

The pressure cooker could get him in trouble with Homeland Security and the porn could get him out. In Syria they raised the bar with cannibal porn so a little normal spank-o-vision would up his standing in the community.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#69673 May 15, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>Ironical, i'n't?
The pressure cooker could get him in trouble with Homeland Security and the porn could get him out. In Syria they raised the bar with cannibal porn so a little normal spank-o-vision would up his standing in the community.
Is this another Rachel?

>Some 30 Palestinians threw stones at Rachelís Tomb in Bethlehem and another 40 threw stones and Molotov Cocktails at the IDF in the village of El-Khader. In Hebron, by the policemenís checkpoint, some 30 Palestinians threw stones at the IDF.<

One would think they would have respect for that Palestinian sympathizer who decided to play dodge-ball with an Israeli Bulldozer. Shame on therm.

http://www.jpost.com/National-News/Clashes-in...

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#69674 May 15, 2013
Therm this

Since: Nov 12

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#69675 May 15, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
Is this another Rachel?
>Some 30 Palestinians threw stones at Rachelís Tomb in Bethlehem and another 40 threw stones and Molotov Cocktails at the IDF in the village of El-Khader. In Hebron, by the policemenís checkpoint, some 30 Palestinians threw stones at the IDF.<
One would think they would have respect for that Palestinian sympathizer who decided to play dodge-ball with an Israeli Bulldozer. Shame on therm.
http://www.jpost.com/National-News/Clashes-in...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachel%27s_Tomb

Since: Nov 12

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#69676 May 15, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>Keep the porn.
Just imagine the headlines. "Porn found on Jihadist's computer", and then they go on to list all my fetishes and how they relate to my Jihadist ideology. Terms such as "deep penetration", "facial explosions" and "double rear infiltration" will be used to describe new techniques mastered by Jihadists to terrorize the population.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#69677 May 15, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
Is this another Rachel?
>Some 30 Palestinians threw stones at Rachelís Tomb in Bethlehem and another 40 threw stones and Molotov Cocktails at the IDF in the village of El-Khader. In Hebron, by the policemenís checkpoint, some 30 Palestinians threw stones at the IDF.<
One would think they would have respect for that Palestinian sympathizer who decided to play dodge-ball with an Israeli Bulldozer. Shame on therm.
http://www.jpost.com/National-News/Clashes-in...
This Rachel bit the big one 3500 years ago. Happy Nakba Day!

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#69678 May 15, 2013
Soy de Palestina wrote:
<quoted text>
Just imagine the headlines. "Porn found on Jihadist's computer", and then they go on to list all my fetishes and how they relate to my Jihadist ideology. Terms such as "deep penetration", "facial explosions" and "double rear infiltration" will be used to describe new techniques mastered by Jihadists to terrorize the population.
That would be a hoot, I wonder if you could explain it all away by "if you're going to all the trouble of a rear infiltration, you might as well double up and do it right". By this metric alone, half of Hollywood would end up in Gitmo.

While we're rewriting the Jihadist lexicon, what should we call it when an eye for an eye comes with a side of lung, liver or heart? Dhimmi's Grand Slam Breakfast?

Since: Nov 12

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#69679 May 15, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>That would be a hoot, I wonder if you could explain it all away by "if you're going to all the trouble of a rear infiltration, you might as well double up and do it right". By this metric alone, half of Hollywood would end up in Gitmo.
While we're rewriting the Jihadist lexicon, what should we call it when an eye for an eye comes with a side of lung, liver or heart? Dhimmi's Grand Slam Breakfast?
You saw that video?
Personally I would take the liver and fry it with onions and olive oil, and then add some pepper and salt. Heart meat is very stringy. The brain would my second option.

Since: Sep 12

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#69680 May 15, 2013
Soy de Palestina wrote:
<quoted text> Who's this joker?


Do you like my jokes?.

Since: Jan 13

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#69682 May 16, 2013
Republican Eagle wrote:
<quoted text>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =VWwCKvvodBAXX
Do you like my jokes?.
Good grief! Where can I vote "NO" ?

Since: Jan 13

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#69683 May 16, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
Show me that BIG smile, Flappy!
I tried - but they wouldn't let me post it! LOL

Since: Jan 13

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#69684 May 16, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey, Flapjacks, sticks and stones. 8>)


Hmmm - never heard that one before. What's the ending? ;)

Since: Sep 12

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#69685 May 16, 2013
Cheftell wrote:
<quoted text>
Good grief! Where can I vote "NO" ?
I was been sarcastic towards Soy de Palestina with the joke thing, pretty bad stuff what Palestinians teach their children Cheftell.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#69686 May 16, 2013
Soy de Palestina wrote:
<quoted text> You saw that video?
Personally I would take the liver and fry it with onions and olive oil, and then add some pepper and salt. Heart meat is very stringy. The brain would my second option.
Here's a good recipe.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#69687 May 16, 2013
Cheftell wrote:
<quoted text>
Hmmm - never heard that one before. What's the ending? ;)
Bet you haven't heard these quotes from two of my favorites, either. Enjoy.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#69688 May 16, 2013
Soy de Palestina wrote:
<quoted text> You saw that video?
Personally I would take the liver and fry it with onions and olive oil, and then add some pepper and salt. Heart meat is very stringy. The brain would my second option.
Bacon.

Lots and lots of bacon.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#69689 May 16, 2013
Are we that stupid to travel the same routes all the time? And, this white Toyota blew two heavily armored suburbans to pieces. Talk about incompetency.

>An Islamic militant group, Hizb-e-Islami, claimed responsibility for the early morning bombing, saying its new "martyrdom" unit stalked the convoy for weeks.<

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/05/16/at-le...

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