Israeli troops begin Gaza pullout as ...

Israeli troops begin Gaza pullout as Hamas declares cease-fire

There are 70149 comments on the Chicago Tribune story from Jan 18, 2009, titled Israeli troops begin Gaza pullout as Hamas declares cease-fire. In it, Chicago Tribune reports that:

Israeli troops began withdrawing from the Gaza Strip on Sunday after Hamas declared a cease-fire, setting the stage for intensified international efforts to arrange a durable truce after a 22-day war against ...

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“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#69659 May 15, 2013
Soy de Palestina wrote:
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I never really understood why unibrows are such a big deal in Western cultures. If anything, it only proves that Westerners are seriously insecure about their appearance. Also, a person's religion has no effect on their genetic makeup. You probably meant Middle Eastern women have unibrows, but that's because they don't wax it.
I can't believe I took the time to reply to this post. Oh well.
Because you love me. That's why. Catching up on your reading, I see. How's it be, Young Man?

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#69660 May 15, 2013
Soy de Palestina wrote:
I just saw this video of a Palestinian prisoner who converted to Judaism and became a religious scholar. Because of this change of religion, he was allowed to live in Israel, and might even be granted a citizenship.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =Eyb0K17kdQ8XX
I'm not really surprised. I mean, with that nose of his he probably came out of his mother's womb reciting verses from the Torah.
Uni-brow vs. nose. Who ya got? Hey, Veeky was here looking for you. He was seriously advocating that the Department of Homeland Security visit you. LOL LMFAO

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#69661 May 15, 2013
Cheftell wrote:
<quoted text>
You're a PIG! Filthy, dirty old man! ;)
Show me that BIG smile, Flappy!

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#69662 May 15, 2013
Soy de Palestina wrote:
I just saw this video of a Palestinian prisoner who converted to Judaism and became a religious scholar. Because of this change of religion, he was allowed to live in Israel, and might even be granted a citizenship.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =Eyb0K17kdQ8XX
I'm not really surprised. I mean, with that nose of his he probably came out of his mother's womb reciting verses from the Torah.
One down, one point 6 billion to go.

You should do it...you'd look good in curls (you know you will).

Since: Nov 12

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#69668 May 15, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
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Uni-brow vs. nose. Who ya got? Hey, Veeky was here looking for you. He was seriously advocating that the Department of Homeland Security visit you. LOL LMFAO
Crap. I better hide my pressure cooker and delete my browsing history.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#69669 May 15, 2013
Soy de Palestina wrote:
<quoted text> Crap. I better hide my pressure cooker and delete my browsing history.
Keep the porn.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#69670 May 15, 2013
Cheftell wrote:
<quoted text>
You're a PIG! Filthy, dirty old man! ;)
Hey, Flapjacks, sticks and stones. 8>)

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#69671 May 15, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>Keep the porn.
Dat boy ain't into porn. But, he's sho gettin westernized. I like it. I mean, with same sex marriages popping up all over the place, he has a chance for happiness. How can you be so cruel?

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#69672 May 15, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>Dat boy ain't into porn. But, he's sho gettin westernized. I like it. I mean, with same sex marriages popping up all over the place, he has a chance for happiness. How can you be so cruel?
Ironical, i'n't?

The pressure cooker could get him in trouble with Homeland Security and the porn could get him out. In Syria they raised the bar with cannibal porn so a little normal spank-o-vision would up his standing in the community.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#69673 May 15, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>Ironical, i'n't?
The pressure cooker could get him in trouble with Homeland Security and the porn could get him out. In Syria they raised the bar with cannibal porn so a little normal spank-o-vision would up his standing in the community.
Is this another Rachel?

>Some 30 Palestinians threw stones at Rachelís Tomb in Bethlehem and another 40 threw stones and Molotov Cocktails at the IDF in the village of El-Khader. In Hebron, by the policemenís checkpoint, some 30 Palestinians threw stones at the IDF.<

One would think they would have respect for that Palestinian sympathizer who decided to play dodge-ball with an Israeli Bulldozer. Shame on therm.

http://www.jpost.com/National-News/Clashes-in...

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#69674 May 15, 2013
Therm this

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#69675 May 15, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
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Is this another Rachel?
>Some 30 Palestinians threw stones at Rachelís Tomb in Bethlehem and another 40 threw stones and Molotov Cocktails at the IDF in the village of El-Khader. In Hebron, by the policemenís checkpoint, some 30 Palestinians threw stones at the IDF.<
One would think they would have respect for that Palestinian sympathizer who decided to play dodge-ball with an Israeli Bulldozer. Shame on therm.
http://www.jpost.com/National-News/Clashes-in...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachel%27s_Tomb

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#69676 May 15, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>Keep the porn.
Just imagine the headlines. "Porn found on Jihadist's computer", and then they go on to list all my fetishes and how they relate to my Jihadist ideology. Terms such as "deep penetration", "facial explosions" and "double rear infiltration" will be used to describe new techniques mastered by Jihadists to terrorize the population.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#69677 May 15, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
Is this another Rachel?
>Some 30 Palestinians threw stones at Rachelís Tomb in Bethlehem and another 40 threw stones and Molotov Cocktails at the IDF in the village of El-Khader. In Hebron, by the policemenís checkpoint, some 30 Palestinians threw stones at the IDF.<
One would think they would have respect for that Palestinian sympathizer who decided to play dodge-ball with an Israeli Bulldozer. Shame on therm.
http://www.jpost.com/National-News/Clashes-in...
This Rachel bit the big one 3500 years ago. Happy Nakba Day!

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#69678 May 15, 2013
Soy de Palestina wrote:
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Just imagine the headlines. "Porn found on Jihadist's computer", and then they go on to list all my fetishes and how they relate to my Jihadist ideology. Terms such as "deep penetration", "facial explosions" and "double rear infiltration" will be used to describe new techniques mastered by Jihadists to terrorize the population.
That would be a hoot, I wonder if you could explain it all away by "if you're going to all the trouble of a rear infiltration, you might as well double up and do it right". By this metric alone, half of Hollywood would end up in Gitmo.

While we're rewriting the Jihadist lexicon, what should we call it when an eye for an eye comes with a side of lung, liver or heart? Dhimmi's Grand Slam Breakfast?

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#69679 May 15, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>That would be a hoot, I wonder if you could explain it all away by "if you're going to all the trouble of a rear infiltration, you might as well double up and do it right". By this metric alone, half of Hollywood would end up in Gitmo.
While we're rewriting the Jihadist lexicon, what should we call it when an eye for an eye comes with a side of lung, liver or heart? Dhimmi's Grand Slam Breakfast?
You saw that video?
Personally I would take the liver and fry it with onions and olive oil, and then add some pepper and salt. Heart meat is very stringy. The brain would my second option.

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#69680 May 15, 2013
Soy de Palestina wrote:
<quoted text> Who's this joker?


Do you like my jokes?.

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#69682 May 16, 2013
Republican Eagle wrote:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =VWwCKvvodBAXX
Do you like my jokes?.
Good grief! Where can I vote "NO" ?

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#69683 May 16, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
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Show me that BIG smile, Flappy!
I tried - but they wouldn't let me post it! LOL

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#69684 May 16, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
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Hey, Flapjacks, sticks and stones. 8>)


Hmmm - never heard that one before. What's the ending? ;)

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