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#68826 Mar 27, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
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LOL. Chef will never experience the joy we guys get from our bodily functions.
Oh, but I do! Put that in your pipe and smoke it! I'm sure the Patent Office will reject the rest of your "invention"! Gross. Nice try.

Go stand and play your games while waiting for your flow! LOL

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#68827 Mar 27, 2013
Cheftell wrote:
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Oh, but I do! Put that in your pipe and smoke it! I'm sure the Patent Office will reject the rest of your "invention"! Gross. Nice try.
Go stand and play your games while waiting for your flow! LOL
Get to work. Shaping up to be a mean Wednesday.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#68829 Mar 27, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
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LOL. That split beaver tail Chef will never experience the joy we guys get from our bodily functions. Unless, some enterprising wimmin come up with a similar game that involves dragging that thing along the ground on a pin ball machine type grid with pelvic motorizing bumpers. Ya know, like labia electrodes with matching grid tracks with shifting side to side control features. Can you see the possibilities? Want in on the design concept? Act now and get in on the ground floor, so to speak.
I agree...women won't have any fun in the bathroom, they never go alone, they are too busy talking to focus on a game and the user interface would be more like dance-dance revolution than taking a leak. The money's in the men's room.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#68830 Mar 27, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
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Get to work. Shaping up to be a mean Wednesday.
Fcuk, fcukity fcuk fcuk fcuk.(I'm ready)

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#68831 Mar 27, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>I agree...women won't have any fun in the bathroom, they never go alone, they are too busy talking to focus on a game and the user interface would be more like dance-dance revolution than taking a leak. The money's in the men's room.
I watched a stream flik on Netflix called "Hick". A funny scene involved a girl standing by the road doing her thing standing up. Another girl sleeping under a bridge was awakened by the deluge that just missed her. When asked how she could do it standing up, the standee replied, "It's easy. Find a steep bank, get to the top of it and just let it go." I fell out the place. Ya see, it all depends on the angle. Kind of looks like your avatar "x".

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#68832 Mar 27, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
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I watched a stream flik on Netflix called "Hick". A funny scene involved a girl standing by the road doing her thing standing up. Another girl sleeping under a bridge was awakened by the deluge that just missed her. When asked how she could do it standing up, the standee replied, "It's easy. Find a steep bank, get to the top of it and just let it go." I fell out the place. Ya see, it all depends on the angle. Kind of looks like your avatar "x".
To the best of my knowledge, gravity still works. After that, it's all clean-up. Reminds me of the time I was leaving the head in Pensacola when a Marine flight officer candidate said..."in the Marines they teach us to wash our hands before leaving the head". I told him that in the Navy, they teach us not to piss on our hands.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#68833 Mar 27, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>To the best of my knowledge, gravity still works. After that, it's all clean-up. Reminds me of the time I was leaving the head in Pensacola when a Marine flight officer candidate said..."in the Marines they teach us to wash our hands before leaving the head". I told him that in the Navy, they teach us not to piss on our hands.
Especially if you're one to shake hands. What's a little skin among friends?

Hey, what's with N. Korea and their "posture" thing? What do you think? Is fat boy gonna fcuk up? I mean, how much trash talk is enough? Everybody is poo pooing this guy as bluffing. How stupid is he?

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#68835 Mar 27, 2013
lucky Larry Silverstein wrote:
To late, the World know what Israel are like.
Thank you Israel with all your help, no way I could have bombed the Twin towers without your help.
Trouble is all the World knows.
What the hell do we do.?
It's just a matter of time before Israel in FUCKED.
The world will rise against us and Kill us all.
Israel help kill Americans, Larry Silverstein bombed the world trade center.
Why is he still alive.?
Oh look. another Troll dropped in. Shows that the USA does not have the monopoly on brain dead individuals. The Aussies are running a close second. LMFAO

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#68836 Mar 27, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
Especially if you're one to shake hands. What's a little skin among friends?
Hey, what's with N. Korea and their "posture" thing? What do you think? Is fat boy gonna fcuk up? I mean, how much trash talk is enough? Everybody is poo pooing this guy as bluffing. How stupid is he?
It's not posturing...they really, really want us to give them a spanking so we can rebuild them afterward. I hope we have learned about that after Iraq and Afghanistan and step back rather than into the dog crap.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#68837 Mar 27, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
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Oh look. another Troll dropped in. Shows that the USA does not have the monopoly on brain dead individuals. The Aussies are running a close second. LMFAO
I'm pretty sure you just surreptitiously improved their lie. The Aussies aren't second at anything and the only thing they're first at is being Aussie.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#68838 Mar 27, 2013
So, if somebody flies a plane into my house it's my fault because I have homeowner's insurance?

Next!

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#68839 Mar 27, 2013
TRD wrote:
So, if somebody flies a plane into my house it's my fault because I have homeowner's insurance?
Next!
Uh, what? Is there a link or is this one of those cryptic things? I'll go out on a blown down tree limb here and assume your insurance is giving you big ones because it was an act of GGGGGOOOODDDDDDDDD? You cheap prik. Stop trying to milk the system. You give Jews a bad name. LO)L

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#68840 Mar 27, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
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Uh, what? Is there a link or is this one of those cryptic things? I'll go out on a blown down tree limb here and assume your insurance is giving you big ones because it was an act of GGGGGOOOODDDDDDDDD? You cheap prik. Stop trying to milk the system. You give Jews a bad name. LO)L
What? No! I'm just waiting for you to get off your dead azz and come fix my cupola. Nevermind, I'll DIY it.

That was for the dikhead who implied that 9/11 was an insurance scam.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#68841 Mar 27, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>What? No! I'm just waiting for you to get off your dead azz and come fix my cupola. Nevermind, I'll DIY it.
That was for the dikhead who implied that 9/11 was an insurance scam.
Recently? The Braindead Aussied? Are you posting to the right thread? How's about you link that post. I think I can still read. Otherwise, STFU!

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#68842 Mar 27, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
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Recently? The Braindead Aussied? Are you posting to the right thread? How's about you link that post. I think I can still read. Otherwise, STFU!
What a lovely day. You should grab the grandkids and go outside for a nice game of hide and go fcuk yourself.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#68843 Mar 27, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>What a lovely day. You should grab the grandkids and go outside for a nice game of hide and go fcuk yourself.
I guess no answer is equivalent to your attempted diversionary tactic. You don't have one, do you, Shortstain? My grand kids have no place in your piss poor response to a legitimate inquiry. You want to go there, Pedro? Take a step back.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#68844 Mar 27, 2013
Cheftell wrote:
<quoted text>
Oh, but I do! Put that in your pipe and smoke it! I'm sure the Patent Office will reject the rest of your "invention"! Gross. Nice try.
Go stand and play your games while waiting for your flow! LOL
You may have this guy's number. It takes an outsider to point out the Emperor's new clothes. When you get all those merit badges, you really start to feel that you're in charge. Stick around. It will get interesting. I, for one will push that button before I take sh!t from a pseudo omnipotent A-hole. Game on, my asz.
Uzi

Kfar Saba, Israel

#68845 Mar 27, 2013
The Pals are......accordig to arab officials

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

No shit!!

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#68848 Mar 27, 2013
Uzi wrote:
The Pals are......accordig to arab officials
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
No shit!!
Yo dude. Did you ever think you'd see the day that fudge packing would become the law of the land? The Supreme court is spending countless hours trying to decide if two butt fcukin dudes are entitled to benefits like normal people? Tell you what. I'm on that far turn and do not want to see that decision. Unfortunately, my health is good enough to see the outcome. We are heading for a sh!t slide with no return. I hate this current state of affairs.
Uzi

Kfar Saba, Israel

#68849 Mar 27, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
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Yo dude. Did you ever think you'd see the day that fudge packing would become the law of the land? The Supreme court is spending countless hours trying to decide if two butt fcukin dudes are entitled to benefits like normal people? Tell you what. I'm on that far turn and do not want to see that decision. Unfortunately, my health is good enough to see the outcome. We are heading for a sh!t slide with no return. I hate this current state of affairs.
We both can thank Nobama for lots of things.
How about this guy??

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