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TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#68606 Mar 14, 2013
Cheftell wrote:
<quoted text>
So now it's being said that the US killed Chavez! OK, right. LOL We "gave" him cancer and we poisoned him. Be still my heart.
It was me, I did it. I'm sorry, I won't do it again.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#68607 Mar 14, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
I read on the Blame Izzy thread that Chavez died from complications in a Cuban hospital due to a botched gender change. It's thought that the Great Hugo wanted to have that purported large roll of tar-paper like Screwy Stewy. But she had to become a man first. Don't have to worry about Ahmadinejad because her's was a success.
Cuban doctors are highly regarded, at leastas well respected as Cuban boxers and baseball players. I think Hugo was seeing the wrong one.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#68609 Mar 14, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>It was me, I did it. I'm sorry, I won't do it again.
You prik. I thought you were a pilot. Did you become an EMT with a private practice? Go, TRD. Maybe we can send a few more despots your way. What do you do with the extraneous organs? Feed them to the dogs? You be a bad boy. Oh, another cruise ship with over flowing toilets. Bringing your own kit bag? Francis 1 awaits you.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#68610 Mar 14, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
You prik. I thought you were a pilot. Did you become an EMT with a private practice? Go, TRD. Maybe we can send a few more despots your way. What do you do with the extraneous organs? Feed them to the dogs? You be a bad boy. Oh, another cruise ship with over flowing toilets. Bringing your own kit bag? Francis 1 awaits you.
Damn Cardinals! They couldn't wait until I got there? Funny thing, we were just looking at the website for a B&B at the Vatican. You wouldn't believe the deal I'd get if I just took Jesus as my savior.

In the Butterfly Effect sense, I did it. He caught my cancer.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#68612 Mar 15, 2013
A golden opportunity for Uzi.

>A committee consisting of representatives from the Ministries of Interior, Justice and Health says there are shortages in government swordsmen and argue that a change to execution by firing squad would not violate Islamic law, the Saudi daily newspaper al-Youm writes.<

http://world.time.com/2013/03/11/a-lack-of-sw...

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#68613 Mar 15, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
A golden opportunity for Uzi.
>A committee consisting of representatives from the Ministries of Interior, Justice and Health says there are shortages in government swordsmen and argue that a change to execution by firing squad would not violate Islamic law, the Saudi daily newspaper al-Youm writes.<
I need to get in some time on the firing range with my new gun. Where can I sign up?

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#68614 Mar 15, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
A golden opportunity for Uzi.
>A committee consisting of representatives from the Ministries of Interior, Justice and Health says there are shortages in government swordsmen and argue that a change to execution by firing squad would not violate Islamic law, the Saudi daily newspaper al-Youm writes.<
http://world.time.com/2013/03/11/a-lack-of-sw...
I don't understand.

Is it so difficult to learn that they can't train any more people to do this job? Is it so strenuous that the executioner himself is in danger? Is it so exhausting to swing the sword that they can't do it more than 5-6 times a month?

Aside from the content of the steel in the blade this was the most carbon-neutral method of execution there is. I wonder what the offset will be for a firing squad.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#68615 Mar 15, 2013
Sign up...speak up. Don't let this laundry-headed goat fcuker define our relationship with the Taliban.

http://wh.gov/AeVV

He slept with us all these years but now wants a divorce because we're leaving his lame ass. Screw him, he deserves the Taliban. When he opens his mouth and it costs US lives, he deserves to be Chavez'd.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#68616 Mar 15, 2013
TRD wrote:
Sign up...speak up. Don't let this laundry-headed goat fcuker define our relationship with the Taliban.
http://wh.gov/AeVV
He slept with us all these years but now wants a divorce because we're leaving his lame ass. Screw him, he deserves the Taliban. When he opens his mouth and it costs US lives, he deserves to be Chavez'd.
More of that walking softly and carrying that big stick?

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#68617 Mar 15, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
More of that walking softly and carrying that big stick?
All it takes is 99,994 more signatures to influence policy...then one BIG signature to make it the stick. Speak your mind where it counts.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#68618 Mar 15, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>All it takes is 99,994 more signatures to influence policy...then one BIG signature to make it the stick. Speak your mind where it counts.
I was referring to this administration that keeps their mouths shut while being threatened by these terrorist supporting countries. Now this. YOU made reference to the "walk softly and carry a big stick" when I b!tched about it before. Member? Huh?

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#68619 Mar 15, 2013
Breaker 19. Breaker 19. Radio check, over.

http://www.topix.com/forum/city/hartford-ct/T...

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#68620 Mar 15, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
I was referring to this administration that keeps their mouths shut while being threatened by these terrorist supporting countries. Now this. YOU made reference to the "walk softly and carry a big stick" when I b!tched about it before. Member? Huh?
You were serious about that? Oh.

All I'm sayin' is that withdrawing from a country you've been pounding on for the last decade is a real test of friendship. Karzai fails the test. I can't really blame him since our leaving will mean he'll die.

If you need it to go louder, the address I posted will let you start a petition for the nuclear bombing of anyone who threatens us. 150 signatures gives it public play on the White House website, after which you can probably call yourself a movement.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#68621 Mar 15, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>You were serious about that? Oh.
All I'm sayin' is that withdrawing from a country you've been pounding on for the last decade is a real test of friendship. Karzai fails the test. I can't really blame him since our leaving will mean he'll die.
If you need it to go louder, the address I posted will let you start a petition for the nuclear bombing of anyone who threatens us. 150 signatures gives it public play on the White House website, after which you can probably call yourself a movement.
LOL. I don't want to Nuke anybody. I want somebody to man up to threats. Not assume it's all bluster and brinkmanship. You know, like, "if you think that I'm wrong, then on my chest's where you belong." Or, "nothing between you and me but air,(Suck in) "now the air is gone, MOFO. Stuff like like. Instead, we get commentary from pundits about how it would be suicide for N. Korea and other know nothings. Their guess is as good as mine. Worthless. Start waving the big stick around.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#68622 Mar 15, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
LOL. I don't want to Nuke anybody. I want somebody to man up to threats. Not assume it's all bluster and brinkmanship. You know, like, "if you think that I'm wrong, then on my chest's where you belong." Or, "nothing between you and me but air,(Suck in) "now the air is gone, MOFO. Stuff like like. Instead, we get commentary from pundits about how it would be suicide for N. Korea and other know nothings. Their guess is as good as mine. Worthless. Start waving the big stick around.
It's possible the boy dictator had no choice about how far the threat went once spoken but I bet his intended audience was domestic. In other words, we got spammed on a diplomatic level.

I don't think this ones going to make the threshold for White House bandwidth. It hasn't done anything since I signed it and none of my pals are taking the hint.(puss) Time to just leave Afghanistan and let them slaughter themselves.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#68623 Mar 15, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>It's possible the boy dictator had no choice about how far the threat went once spoken but I bet his intended audience was domestic. In other words, we got spammed on a diplomatic level.
I don't think this ones going to make the threshold for White House bandwidth. It hasn't done anything since I signed it and none of my pals are taking the hint.(puss) Time to just leave Afghanistan and let them slaughter themselves.
See the boys in the air made an Iranian jet change its mind as it was attempting to confront a drone in International airspace. He apparently wasn't about to engage anything that could shoot back. That's what I'm talkin about, Willis.

>One pilot issued an oral warning, and the American jets then closed to within 2 miles of the Iranian jet, which flew away<

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013...

Since: Sep 09

Tel Aviv, Israel

#68624 Mar 15, 2013
A new government was born today in Israel, leaving me very optimistic. This is not the government prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu hoped for, he was forced to leave the Ultra-Orthodox parties out of his coalition and give in to the joint demands of the YeshAtid and BayitYehudi parties, leading to the creation of a center-right government of liberal economic agendas, dedicated to strengthening the middle class and changing the relationship between religion and state.

Yair Lapid, a rising star in Israeli politics whose party won 19 seats out of 120 in the Israeli Knesset, was appointed Minister of the treasury and will manage Israel's economy in the coming years after leading a successful campaign with the slogen "Where is our money?", a huge achivement for the former news anchor and talkshow host.

Hit it ladies!


Ev'ry night a star is
Right in sight a star is
Burning bright a star is born

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#68625 Mar 15, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
See the boys in the air made an Iranian jet change its mind as it was attempting to confront a drone in International airspace. He apparently wasn't about to engage anything that could shoot back. That's what I'm talkin about, Willis.
>One pilot issued an oral warning, and the American jets then closed to within 2 miles of the Iranian jet, which flew away<
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013...
I can't believe the Persians still fly the F-4. The Predator might have the advantage with Hellfire in a front aspect attack profile. Hell, with that old plane it might win a tail chase too. That would be poetic justice...a drone shooting down an Iranian plane.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#68626 Mar 15, 2013
Eran Levi - Israel wrote:
A new government was born today in Israel, leaving me very optimistic. This is not the government prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu hoped for, he was forced to leave the Ultra-Orthodox parties out of his coalition and give in to the joint demands of the YeshAtid and BayitYehudi parties, leading to the creation of a center-right government of liberal economic agendas, dedicated to strengthening the middle class and changing the relationship between religion and state.
Yair Lapid, a rising star in Israeli politics whose party won 19 seats out of 120 in the Israeli Knesset, was appointed Minister of the treasury and will manage Israel's economy in the coming years after leading a successful campaign with the slogen "Where is our money?", a huge achivement for the former news anchor and talkshow host.
Hit it ladies!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =jyhSc0LBEywXX
Ev'ry night a star is
Right in sight a star is
Burning bright a star is born
Good luck with it Eran. I hope you get a high-paying government job out of it ;-))

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#68627 Mar 15, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>I can't believe the Persians still fly the F-4. The Predator might have the advantage with Hellfire in a front aspect attack profile. Hell, with that old plane it might win a tail chase too. That would be poetic justice...a drone shooting down an Iranian plane.
The F-4 was the s!ts in my day. Then the Phantom. They never landed on my ships. We had boardwalk decks. LOL

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