Israeli troops begin Gaza pullout as Hamas declares cease-fire

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Israeli troops began withdrawing from the Gaza Strip on Sunday after Hamas declared a cease-fire, setting the stage for intensified international efforts to arrange a durable truce after a 22-day war against ...
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Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
No typo police please. It's early.
I'll let you go with a warning! Be good! ;)

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No, no, no. Robbers knew people walked into the market with $150 in cash so everybody stopped paying with cash, seriously. Everyone now swipes. It's the 21st century. We also have Blue Rhino here - but I get mine filled at the gas station's propane tank so I get to keep my shiny tank. Ark ark.
Robbers waiting outside our local Big Y? See, I told ya. We happen to have regular Police Patrols here and racial profiling. Ain't gonna a happen. 21st Century? Yes the only swipes are Baby Wipes. Every time you swipe, credit card companies win. You lose. While I learned the long method, you can always bring a calculator with you. It helps. That's "C-A-L-C-U-L-A-T-O-R ". Where my hug? Leg? Breast?
C y'all later.

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<quoted text>I understand, I really do. It's just that after four years, birthers were unable to prove their assertions and he was re-elected. With that in mind, it will take all of his second term in office to prove that you still can't prove anything wrong, after which he will be ex-president and you'll have wasted another four years wishing it went the other way.
If I were still in uniform, he'd be my commander in chief and you and I would have much stronger words.
We couldn't prove our assertions, but neither did he. He's got money backing up his socialist goal. Fifty years from now, there will be books written about this dark period and that man. I read all about the 1960-63 era; drugs and sex addicts lived in the "maison blanche" back then. Nobody commands me if I don't respect him. Tru dat.

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We couldn't prove our assertions, but neither did he. He's got money backing up his socialist goal. Fifty years from now, there will be books written about this dark period and that man. I read all about the 1960-63 era; drugs and sex addicts lived in the "maison blanche" back then. Nobody commands me if I don't respect him. Tru dat.
I knew Kennedy took prescription meds but you seem to be painting an acid tripping Marilyn Monroe into the picture. It doesn't matter, not if you remember what's important.

Short of nuclear war, there's nothing we can't undo.

BTW, I measure presidencies after they're done, it's one of the things that makes me accurate.
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TRD wrote:
<quoted text>I understand, I really do. It's just that after four years, birthers were unable to prove their assertions and he was re-elected. With that in mind, it will take all of his second term in office to prove that you still can't prove anything wrong, after which he will be ex-president and you'll have wasted another four years wishing it went the other way.
If I were still in uniform, he'd be my commander in chief and you and I would have much stronger words.
John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock
(MADE IN JAPAN )
for 6 am ..

While his coffeepot
(MADE IN CHINA )

was perking, he shaved with his

electric razor
(MADE IN HONG KONG )

He put on a
dress shirt
(MADE IN SRI LANKA),

designer jeans
(MADE IN SINGAPORE)

and
tennis shoes
(MADE IN KOREA)

After cooking his breakfast in his new
electric skillet
(MADE IN INDIA)

he sat down with his
calculator
(MADE IN MEXICO)

to see how much he could spend today. After setting his
watch
(MADE IN TAIWAN )

to the radio
(MADE IN INDIA )

he got in his car
(MADE IN GERMANY )

filled it with GAS
(from Saudi Arabia )

and continued his search
for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging
and fruitless day
checking his
Computer
( made in MALAYSIA ),

John decided to relax for a while.
He put on his sandals
(MADE IN BRAZIL ),

poured himself a glass of
wine
(MADE IN FRANCE )

and turned on his
TV
(MADE IN INDONESIA ),

and then wondered why he can't
find a good paying job

in AMERICA

AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT

MADE IN KENYA

You gotta keep this one circulating!

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TRD wrote:
<quoted text>I knew Kennedy took prescription meds but you seem to be painting an acid tripping Marilyn Monroe into the picture. It doesn't matter, not if you remember what's important.
Short of nuclear war, there's nothing we can't undo.
BTW, I measure presidencies after they're done, it's one of the things that makes me accurate.
Can we say your accuracies are only verified by what you read after the episodes? Not what you felt at the time? Oh, there in lays the rub. So we wait to see how we felt at that time to see if we were right. Kind of like looking in the rear view mirror, no? He has yet to prove convincingly that the birthers are wrong. Martin Luther King was a North Vietnam communist sympathizer and NOTHING in print will convince me otherwise. But, history has been written and it's now a National Holiday. So fcuken what.

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John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock
(MADE IN JAPAN )
for 6 am ..
While his coffeepot
(MADE IN CHINA )
was perking, he shaved with his
electric razor
(MADE IN HONG KONG )
He put on a
dress shirt
(MADE IN SRI LANKA),
designer jeans
(MADE IN SINGAPORE)
and
tennis shoes
(MADE IN KOREA)
After cooking his breakfast in his new
electric skillet
(MADE IN INDIA)
he sat down with his
calculator
(MADE IN MEXICO)
to see how much he could spend today. After setting his
watch
(MADE IN TAIWAN )
to the radio
(MADE IN INDIA )
he got in his car
(MADE IN GERMANY )
filled it with GAS
(from Saudi Arabia )
and continued his search
for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.
At the end of yet another discouraging
and fruitless day
checking his
Computer
( made in MALAYSIA ),
John decided to relax for a while.
He put on his sandals
(MADE IN BRAZIL ),
poured himself a glass of
wine
(MADE IN FRANCE )
and turned on his
TV
(MADE IN INDONESIA ),
and then wondered why he can't
find a good paying job
in AMERICA
AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT
MADE IN KENYA
You gotta keep this one circulating!
I gotta?

OK...I'll reply to it so it goes around again :-))

TRD

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Can we say your accuracies are only verified by what you read after the episodes? Not what you felt at the time? Oh, there in lays the rub. So we wait to see how we felt at that time to see if we were right. Kind of like looking in the rear view mirror, no? He has yet to prove convincingly that the birthers are wrong. Martin Luther King was a North Vietnam communist sympathizer and NOTHING in print will convince me otherwise. But, history has been written and it's now a National Holiday. So fcuken what.
I don't know why you expect me to defend my position, I'm doing it for y'all. If I had to judge his presidency right this moment I'd have to say he's exceeded my expectations. As it is, I'm waiting until it's over on the off chance he'll twist his pecker in a knot over the next four years at which point you get to tell me how lame he WAS.

This isn't Egypt...we don't protest our own choices, we make the best of them. Hindsight being 20/20, Nixon was my favorite president. If not for him I would have had a fourth deployment to the great southeast Asian vacation.
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youtube.com/watch?v=qrAlF07Dgy I ………about time
Thanks. Why did you wake up? Go back to sleep.

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Thanks. Why did you wake up? Go back to sleep.
That spammer visits us periodically, We ignore it.

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That spammer visits us periodically, We ignore it.
Oh. Ok.

Where my hug? Leg? Breast? <----- About that: pick ONE, will 'ya? I know which one I's pick! LOL ;)

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<quoted text>I don't know why you expect me to defend my position, I'm doing it for y'all. If I had to judge his presidency right this moment I'd have to say he's exceeded my expectations. As it is, I'm waiting until it's over on the off chance he'll twist his pecker in a knot over the next four years at which point you get to tell me how lame he WAS.
This isn't Egypt...we don't protest our own choices, we make the best of them. Hindsight being 20/20, Nixon was my favorite president. If not for him I would have had a fourth deployment to the great southeast Asian vacation.
"We don't protest our own choices"? Not my choice nor half the country's. The electoral college gave YOU this czar.

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Oh. Ok.
Where my hug? Leg? Breast? <----- About that: pick ONE, will 'ya? I know which one I's pick! LOL ;)
Always been a leg man.

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This made my day and I hope it can do the same for you.

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One world government = Rothschild monopoly = Communism.

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One world government = Rothschild monopoly = Communism.
Chavez is gone, Stewey. Hooray!!! Why aren't you in mourning? You know you had a thing for the guy. He made Hamlet stand at attention. Hey, there's always your other true love. Madman Ahmadinejad.

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"We don't protest our own choices"? Not my choice nor half the country's. The electoral college gave YOU this czar.
Quit whining. That's the way it works my friend, the f'n electoral college is to blame!

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Always been a leg man.
Except when you're staring at breasts.

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<quoted text>Quit whining. That's the way it works my friend, the f'n electoral college is to blame!
Did you get a free phone or something? ;>)

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