Israeli troops begin Gaza pullout as Hamas declares cease-fire

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Israeli troops began withdrawing from the Gaza Strip on Sunday after Hamas declared a cease-fire, setting the stage for intensified international efforts to arrange a durable truce after a 22-day war against ...
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Oh Uzi. Tell me about taking my meds, again and again. But, your e-mail spam is ignored by most and boring. Do you think we don't know it cannibalized e-mail? Copy and paste all you want. No effectiveness and the Newbee picked right up on it. Us? Well, we are used to it, absorb the embarrassment and know you can't see your own shadow. Fcuk off.
It's Wednesday again, isn't it?

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<quoted text>It's Wednesday again, isn't it?
Easy to tell, huh? He's a cranky old man; probably had to do chores. Ha!

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Easy to tell, huh? He's a cranky old man; probably had to do chores. Ha!
It's his day off, we're his only outlet today.

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<quoted text>It's his day off, we're his only outlet today.
No, actually I had to work because I took Monday off. However, I call it as I see any day of the week. Where you been, Mr. Up? Filling helium tanks along side of Dorner? Somebody had to keep the show on the road. Me and the Goose. So, bite me.

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Behind every cloud there is a silver lining.

>Egypt floods Gaza tunnels, cut Palestinian lifeline
Up to 200 smuggling tunnels shut since Egyptian<

"President Morsi took office; some 30% of all goods reach Gaza through tunnels."

http://www.jpost.com/MiddleEast/Article.aspx...

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No, actually I had to work because I took Monday off. However, I call it as I see any day of the week. Where you been, Mr. Up? Filling helium tanks along side of Dorner? Somebody had to keep the show on the road. Me and the Goose. So, bite me.
I thought that was last week, oh well. You know the oak won't pickle itself, right?

I think I'll hold off on breakfast. Experience shows that if I wait long enough you'll bite yourself, if not, you'll at least lick your own nutz.

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Israel can pull in to there grave site
It appears that you have escaped from an asylum.

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Israel can pull in to there grave site
"their" illiterate one

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<quoted text>I thought that was last week, oh well. You know the oak won't pickle itself, right?
I think I'll hold off on breakfast. Experience shows that if I wait long enough you'll bite yourself, if not, you'll at least lick your own nutz.
Some more cryptic expressions, Mr. Fredricksen? I took Monday off to avoid the panic and hysterical phone calls that follow the weather man telling people to get those roofs shoveled off due to added rain weight. Sheer madness. I spent 20 minutes on the phone listening to incoherent babbling, and said, "Make this my Wednesday" and out the door I went. Got it, Carl?

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Some more cryptic expressions, Mr. Fredricksen? I took Monday off to avoid the panic and hysterical phone calls that follow the weather man telling people to get those roofs shoveled off due to added rain weight. Sheer madness. I spent 20 minutes on the phone listening to incoherent babbling, and said, "Make this my Wednesday" and out the door I went. Got it, Carl?
Carl Fredricksen? Meanie. That sounds like YOU. Guess you can't handle phone calls very well. I'm going to call and ask how to shovel sunshine. Don't hang up!

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Carl Fredricksen? Meanie. That sounds like YOU. Guess you can't handle phone calls very well. I'm going to call and ask how to shovel sunshine. Don't hang up!
For starters, residential homes without flat roofs do not cave in. Old structures such as barns with rotted wood and large flat roofs have the potential to collapse due to excessive snow. Now, picture this. NOT ONE Colonial, Ranch, Cape style home ever made the news from caving in. Yet, these morons, because some ignorant weatherman who gets paid to scare said morons, tells them to get snow off. They do have to shovel schools and factories with flat roofs. And they get all worked up because we can't get there yesterday. You're absolutely right. I don't handle phone calls from idiots very well. So you shouldn't call me. LOL

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Some more cryptic expressions, Mr. Fredricksen? I took Monday off to avoid the panic and hysterical phone calls that follow the weather man telling people to get those roofs shoveled off due to added rain weight. Sheer madness. I spent 20 minutes on the phone listening to incoherent babbling, and said, "Make this my Wednesday" and out the door I went. Got it, Carl?
Sorry, I'll try to be less cryptic.
So, you think you can sneak an extra Mean Wednesday in by rearranging your schedule?
Nuh uh.
I'm on my phone so I can't tell.. are your meanies starting to pile up?

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So, you think you can sneak an extra Mean Wednesday in by rearranging your schedule?
Nuh uh.
I'm on my phone so I can't tell.. are your meanies starting to pile up?
He'll have to call his roofer. Meanies are that high! How do you put up with him? Happy V Day. ;)

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<quoted text>Sorry, I'll try to be less cryptic.
So, you think you can sneak an extra Mean Wednesday in by rearranging your schedule?
Nuh uh.
I'm on my phone so I can't tell.. are your meanies starting to pile up?
My last meanie was 6 hours ago. I know it's our resident Goose strokin her Judgie "button". My next Wednesday will be February 27th. I have a complimentary room at my favorite place Thursday night. It's been pretty quiet here without your cryptic replies, Karl. Hugs.

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He'll have to call his roofer. Meanies are that high! How do you put up with him? Happy V Day. ;)
Thank you, Happy V.D.! Lucky for him his roofer is in the next room.(seriously, he's like Yoda for roofs...respect his authoritah)

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My last meanie was 6 hours ago. I know it's our resident Goose strokin her Judgie "button". My next Wednesday will be February 27th. I have a complimentary room at my favorite place Thursday night. It's been pretty quiet here without your cryptic replies, Karl. Hugs.
Crazy busy lately and I was hoping to finish the furniture rehab for my Valentine. I'm lucky the day lasts until midnight.

Now, about 2/27, there's only one Mean Wednesday between now and then, right? I mean I wouldn't want you to blow your comp by showing up all tense and mean but we don't deserve the punishment :>))

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<quoted text>Thank you, Happy V.D.! Lucky for him his roofer is in the next room.(seriously, he's like Yoda for roofs...respect his authoritah)
Happy Venereal Disease? You guys exchanging V.D.'s? Now who's the meanie?

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<quoted text>Crazy busy lately and I was hoping to finish the furniture rehab for my Valentine. I'm lucky the day lasts until midnight.
Now, about 2/27, there's only one Mean Wednesday between now and then, right? I mean I wouldn't want you to blow your comp by showing up all tense and mean but we don't deserve the punishment :>))
Next Thursday means gotta take a Friday. Oh the pain of it all. Great stuff on Mossad over this Australian who "hung" himself two years ago. Now being blamed for killing that Iranian big shot in Syria. Been following? Dem some bad boys and girls. Yup. Go Mossad.

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Next Thursday means gotta take a Friday. Oh the pain of it all. Great stuff on Mossad over this Australian who "hung" himself two years ago. Now being blamed for killing that Iranian big shot in Syria. Been following? Dem some bad boys and girls. Yup. Go Mossad.
Wait, what? I thought those were two different things. I guess I'm not keeping up after all :>((
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