Israeli troops begin Gaza pullout as Hamas declares cease-fire

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Israeli troops began withdrawing from the Gaza Strip on Sunday after Hamas declared a cease-fire, setting the stage for intensified international efforts to arrange a durable truce after a 22-day war against ... Read more

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#67775 Feb 4, 2013
Soy de Palestina wrote:
<quoted text> What are you talking about? I always used that word quite a lot. It has more to do with me being Palestinian than "Americanized".
The Ahmad I remembered was consulting with his Sheik often and modeling himself after that wise Holy man. Hardly someone with a potty mouth. Just saying. I have an excuse. I was born here.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#67776 Feb 4, 2013
Cheftell wrote:
<quoted text>
The manatee was spot on. I wonder how much the crackpot bet? Maybe enough to cover his $200 loss from the one-armed bandit?
The old man has to move out of the nursing home now but a bet is a bet. Besides, it's not whether you win or lose...

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#67777 Feb 4, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
The Ahmad I remembered was consulting with his Sheik often and modeling himself after that wise Holy man. Hardly someone with a potty mouth. Just saying. I have an excuse. I was born here.
Was that the same Sheik Yerbouti that told him "Allahu fcuking akbar"?

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#67778 Feb 4, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>The old man has to move out of the nursing home now but a bet is a bet. Besides, it's not whether you win or lose...
That old man goes out every day and drives to get his papers and place a bet on the nags. Like clock work. Hey, he won $45 on the scratch-off tickets I BOUGHT Sunday. Prik can afford our meager wager.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#67779 Feb 4, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>Was that the same Sheik Yerbouti that told him "Allahu fcuking akbar"?
Remember him telling you he would ask his Sheik for verification of some trivial matter? I pictured him wearing diapers on his head to respectively approach the Holy wise man. Now, I picture him sporting a pair of nunchuks chanting "fcuk u man. Come and get some".

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#67780 Feb 4, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
That old man goes out every day and drives to get his papers and place a bet on the nags. Like clock work. Hey, he won $45 on the scratch-off tickets I BOUGHT Sunday. Prik can afford our meager wager.
Respect the old man, your time will come if and when you grow up. Powerball is up to $200 million, that's got to be worth a $2 quick pick.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#67781 Feb 4, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
Remember him telling you he would ask his Sheik for verification of some trivial matter? I pictured him wearing diapers on his head to respectively approach the Holy wise man. Now, I picture him sporting a pair of nunchuks chanting "fcuk u man. Come and get some".
I remember that time in band camp when I told him he needed a new Sheik because he was getting bad advice from the guy he was dealing with then...that didn't go too well.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#67782 Feb 4, 2013
What do you say Ahmad, ready to transfer?

http://www.aljazeera.com/news/americas/2013/0...

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#67783 Feb 4, 2013
TRD wrote:
What do you say Ahmad, ready to transfer?
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/americas/2013/0...
All I see is wimmins. They would tear him a new a-hoe. Maybe if he wore his old Hamas garb they'd perk up. Changing the subject. McCain getting flack for calling Iran's Armpitjamawad a monkey. I guess Amrpits wants to be the first Iranian into space and Sen. John said he was just there last week. Hot sh!t!

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#67784 Feb 4, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
All I see is wimmins. They would tear him a new a-hoe. Maybe if he wore his old Hamas garb they'd perk up. Changing the subject. McCain getting flack for calling Iran's Armpitjamawad a monkey. I guess Amrpits wants to be the first Iranian into space and Sen. John said he was just there last week. Hot sh!t!
Thumbs up to Mahmoud...Mission accomplished!

Since: Nov 12

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#67785 Feb 5, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>Well, if you need a distinction, I guess it'll do, but I don't see how this is a distinction to be encouraging. This will probably be contested pretty hotly by those fcuking Palestinian women and the fcuking children of Palestinians who caught one across the fcuking chops for using that kind of fcuking language.
VIVA FCUKING PALESTINA!
Women? sure. Children, not so much. Anyway, our women have class, they don't swear.

Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#67786 Feb 5, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
The Ahmad I remembered was consulting with his Sheik often and modeling himself after that wise Holy man. Hardly someone with a potty mouth. Just saying. I have an excuse. I was born here.
People f*ckin change, aight?

Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#67787 Feb 5, 2013
TRD wrote:
What do you say Ahmad, ready to transfer?
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/americas/2013/0...
Depends on how good their EE program is.
Uzi

Kfar Saba, Israel

#67788 Feb 5, 2013
Love Texas


THE OFFICIAL TEXAS SHERIFF EXAM


A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.

When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.

After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview.

The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might call, an "Attitude Suitability Test", that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."

Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot: six illegal aliens, six lawyers, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six Democrats, and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.

"You pass," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"

Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#67790 Feb 5, 2013
Uzi wrote:
Love Texas
THE OFFICIAL TEXAS SHERIFF EXAM
A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.
When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.
After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview.
The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might call, an "Attitude Suitability Test", that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."
Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot: six illegal aliens, six lawyers, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six Democrats, and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.
"You pass," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"
I think six Jews would on that list as well you dumb f*ck. Do you even read the shit you post before actually posting it?

Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#67791 Feb 5, 2013
Uzi wrote:
Love Texas
THE OFFICIAL TEXAS SHERIFF EXAM
A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.
When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.
After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview.
The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might call, an "Attitude Suitability Test", that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."
Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot: six illegal aliens, six lawyers, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six Democrats, and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.
"You pass," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"
Funny thing is, 5 out of the 6 lawyers, and 3 out of the 6 democrats would probably be Jews.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#67792 Feb 5, 2013
Soy de Palestina wrote:
<quoted text> People f*ckin change, aight?
"Aight": the number following seben in Ebonic mathematics

Example: Jefferson scored a fitty aight on his I.Q. test but thanks to affirmative action still got into Harvard.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php...

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#67793 Feb 5, 2013
Soy de Palestina wrote:
<quoted text> Women? sure. Children, not so much. Anyway, our women have class, they don't swear.
Then they must not be Palestinian, at least you didn't count them as such when you revealed that "Palestinians cuss gratuitously".

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#67794 Feb 5, 2013
Soy de Palestina wrote:
<quoted text> Depends on how good their EE program is.
It would make you the big fish in a small pond and land you in a m:f ratio that guarantees you'll meet the future Mrs. Ahmad. It would be as though your family arranged the marriage by just sending you to school.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#67795 Feb 5, 2013
Soy de Palestina wrote:
<quoted text> Funny thing is, 5 out of the 6 lawyers, and 3 out of the 6 democrats would probably be Jews.
I thought you were a numbers guy...thanks for the population boost. That raises the Jewish population to 22 million in the US alone.

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