Israeli troops begin Gaza pullout as Hamas declares cease-fire

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Israeli troops began withdrawing from the Gaza Strip on Sunday after Hamas declared a cease-fire, setting the stage for intensified international efforts to arrange a durable truce after a 22-day war against ...
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That's what I said. Check this out. Ever see a dog try to run on a linoleum floor?
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Two counties away (one county from Trayvon) and there are still internet cafes. You'd think Ocala was a third world country. Get some internet grampy, you won't have to associate with the rabble.

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<quoted text>Two counties away (one county from Trayvon) and there are still internet cafes. You'd think Ocala was a third world country. Get some internet grampy, you won't have to associate with the rabble.
Not this Grampy. At Foxwoods Casino you see these freeloaders everywhere plugged in at various locales in the concourses. One fat raggety I see is always in Paneras(we like our lunches there)with nothing but a glass of water and his laptop in front of him. Never saw him buy anything and he has his favorite seat which can barely hold the huge asz. Funny thing? He wears a Yamulke and a filthy sweater. Where's my lemon?

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Not this Grampy. At Foxwoods Casino you see these freeloaders everywhere plugged in at various locales in the concourses. One fat raggety I see is always in Paneras(we like our lunches there)with nothing but a glass of water and his laptop in front of him. Never saw him buy anything and he has his favorite seat which can barely hold the huge asz. Funny thing? He wears a Yamulke and a filthy sweater. Where's my lemon?
Shhhhhhh, not so loud...I'm letting the nasty wash over me.

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<quoted text>Shhhhhhh, not so loud...I'm letting the nasty wash over me.
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/hartford-ct/T...
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You want nasty? Click that link above. That's an angry man

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You want nasty? Click that link above. That's an angry man
I was inspired...thanx.

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<quoted text>I was inspired...thanx.
And you, yourself, are all inspiring. 8<(

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And you, yourself, are all inspiring.

I think not!

LOL

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And you, yourself, are all inspiring.
I think not!
LOL
Welcome aboard. Let me bring you up to speed.

What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?

The Italian - throws the cup and walks away in a fit of rage.

The Frenchman - takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.

The Turk - eats the fly and throws away the coffee.

The Greek - drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge.

The Israeli - sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Turk, buys himself a new cup of coffee and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.

The Palestinian - blames the Israeli for the fly falling in his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives And then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, The Turk, and the Greek are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of coffee to the Palestinian.

Let's get started.

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Would you like some coffee? Let's see what YOU do with it!

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Would you like some coffee? Let's see what YOU do with it!
I'll try.

What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?

The Mutt-drinks the coffee without incident as any civilized Infidel would

The Italian - throws the cup and walks away in a fit of rage.

The Frenchman - takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.

The Turk - eats the fly and throws away the coffee.

The Greek - drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge.

The Israeli - sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Turk, buys himself a new cup of coffee and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.

The Palestinian - blames the Israeli for the fly falling in his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives And then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, The Turk, and the Greek are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of coffee to the Palestinian.

The Mutt, stalking the criminal with the dubious Palestinian heritage, sees his carnage, wraps a clothesline around his scruffy neck and tows him behind his pick-up truck for 4 miles over railroad tracks to the nearest landfill.

How’d I do?

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How’d I do?
Infidel, mean mutt! Sad.

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<quoted text>Shhhhhhh, not so loud...I'm letting the nasty wash over me.
Pervert.

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Pervert.
Meanie.

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<quoted text>Meanie.
Finger Painter

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Infidel, mean mutt! Sad.
What's with the Russian Star, Bolshevik? Try the Taupe Star. Urban Dictionary is your key.

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<quoted text> Finger Painter
Snotsicle farmer.

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What's with the Russian Star, Bolshevik? Try the Taupe Star. Urban Dictionary is your key.
The Urban Dictionary site, which is known for its ability to record the coined words and phrases, defined the term “jood” as meaning “cool.”

http://english.alarabiya.net/articles/2013/01...

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The Urban Dictionary site, which is known for its ability to record the coined words and phrases, defined the term “jood” as meaning “cool.”
http://english.alarabiya.net/articles/2013/01...
The Urban Dictionary-jood:
Dutch word meaning jew. Usually people from Amsterdam.
"Zie je die kut joden daar?"
"Do you see those f****** jews over there?"
"Hij is een jood!"
"He is a jew!"

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The Urban Dictionary-jood:
Dutch word meaning jew. Usually people from Amsterdam.
I've been to Amsterdam. They do a lot of kinky things there.

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