Israeli troops begin Gaza pullout as ...

Israeli troops begin Gaza pullout as Hamas declares cease-fire

There are 70161 comments on the Chicago Tribune story from Jan 18, 2009, titled Israeli troops begin Gaza pullout as Hamas declares cease-fire. In it, Chicago Tribune reports that:

Israeli troops began withdrawing from the Gaza Strip on Sunday after Hamas declared a cease-fire, setting the stage for intensified international efforts to arrange a durable truce after a 22-day war against ...

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“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#67419 Jan 18, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>Two counties away (one county from Trayvon) and there are still internet cafes. You'd think Ocala was a third world country. Get some internet grampy, you won't have to associate with the rabble.
Not this Grampy. At Foxwoods Casino you see these freeloaders everywhere plugged in at various locales in the concourses. One fat raggety I see is always in Paneras(we like our lunches there)with nothing but a glass of water and his laptop in front of him. Never saw him buy anything and he has his favorite seat which can barely hold the huge asz. Funny thing? He wears a Yamulke and a filthy sweater. Where's my lemon?

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#67420 Jan 18, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
Not this Grampy. At Foxwoods Casino you see these freeloaders everywhere plugged in at various locales in the concourses. One fat raggety I see is always in Paneras(we like our lunches there)with nothing but a glass of water and his laptop in front of him. Never saw him buy anything and he has his favorite seat which can barely hold the huge asz. Funny thing? He wears a Yamulke and a filthy sweater. Where's my lemon?
Shhhhhhh, not so loud...I'm letting the nasty wash over me.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#67421 Jan 18, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>Shhhhhhh, not so loud...I'm letting the nasty wash over me.
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/hartford-ct/T...
Im Lawst

Wallingford, CT

#67422 Jan 18, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
You want nasty? Click that link above. That's an angry man

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#67423 Jan 18, 2013
Im Lawst wrote:
<quoted text>
You want nasty? Click that link above. That's an angry man
I was inspired...thanx.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#67424 Jan 18, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>I was inspired...thanx.
And you, yourself, are all inspiring. 8<(

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#67425 Jan 18, 2013
And you, yourself, are all inspiring.

I think not!

LOL

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#67426 Jan 18, 2013
Cheftell wrote:
And you, yourself, are all inspiring.
I think not!
LOL
Welcome aboard. Let me bring you up to speed.

What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?

The Italian - throws the cup and walks away in a fit of rage.

The Frenchman - takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.

The Turk - eats the fly and throws away the coffee.

The Greek - drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge.

The Israeli - sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Turk, buys himself a new cup of coffee and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.

The Palestinian - blames the Israeli for the fly falling in his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives And then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, The Turk, and the Greek are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of coffee to the Palestinian.

Let's get started.

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#67427 Jan 18, 2013
Would you like some coffee? Let's see what YOU do with it!

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#67428 Jan 18, 2013
Cheftell wrote:
Would you like some coffee? Let's see what YOU do with it!
I'll try.

What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?

The Mutt-drinks the coffee without incident as any civilized Infidel would

The Italian - throws the cup and walks away in a fit of rage.

The Frenchman - takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.

The Turk - eats the fly and throws away the coffee.

The Greek - drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge.

The Israeli - sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Turk, buys himself a new cup of coffee and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.

The Palestinian - blames the Israeli for the fly falling in his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives And then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, The Turk, and the Greek are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of coffee to the Palestinian.

The Mutt, stalking the criminal with the dubious Palestinian heritage, sees his carnage, wraps a clothesline around his scruffy neck and tows him behind his pick-up truck for 4 miles over railroad tracks to the nearest landfill.

How’d I do?

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#67429 Jan 18, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>

How’d I do?
Infidel, mean mutt! Sad.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#67430 Jan 18, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>Shhhhhhh, not so loud...I'm letting the nasty wash over me.
Pervert.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#67431 Jan 18, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
Pervert.
Meanie.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#67432 Jan 18, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>Meanie.
Finger Painter

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#67433 Jan 18, 2013
Cheftell wrote:
<quoted text>
Infidel, mean mutt! Sad.
What's with the Russian Star, Bolshevik? Try the Taupe Star. Urban Dictionary is your key.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#67434 Jan 18, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text> Finger Painter
Snotsicle farmer.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#67435 Jan 18, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
What's with the Russian Star, Bolshevik? Try the Taupe Star. Urban Dictionary is your key.
The Urban Dictionary site, which is known for its ability to record the coined words and phrases, defined the term “jood” as meaning “cool.”

http://english.alarabiya.net/articles/2013/01...

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#67436 Jan 19, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>
The Urban Dictionary site, which is known for its ability to record the coined words and phrases, defined the term “jood” as meaning “cool.”
http://english.alarabiya.net/articles/2013/01...
The Urban Dictionary-jood:
Dutch word meaning jew. Usually people from Amsterdam.
"Zie je die kut joden daar?"
"Do you see those f****** jews over there?"
"Hij is een jood!"
"He is a jew!"

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#67437 Jan 19, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
The Urban Dictionary-jood:
Dutch word meaning jew. Usually people from Amsterdam.
I've been to Amsterdam. They do a lot of kinky things there.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#67438 Jan 19, 2013
Cheftell wrote:
<quoted text>
I've been to Amsterdam. They do a lot of kinky things there.
That's all I needed to hear...I'm on my way.

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