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TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#67222 Jan 4, 2013
"Lieutenant Abdulmohsen Maiman, spokesman for the Grand Mosque police, told the paper that the 49-year-old Saudi national could be suffering from “mental disorder.” "

http://english.alarabiya.net/articles/2013/01...

Ya think?

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#67223 Jan 4, 2013
TRD wrote:
"Lieutenant Abdulmohsen Maiman, spokesman for the Grand Mosque police, told the paper that the 49-year-old Saudi national could be suffering from “mental disorder.” "
http://english.alarabiya.net/articles/2013/01...
Ya think?
Or he has a fixation for nice ta ta's.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#67224 Jan 4, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
Or he has a fixation for nice ta ta's.
He's been apprehended by the religious cops at one of the holiest sites...

He's nuckin futz.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#67225 Jan 4, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>He's been apprehended by the religious cops at one of the holiest sites...
He's nuckin futz.
Jewish ta ta is legendary. I once saw this blonde dancing on a cruise ship that blew me away. I could tell her husband was Jewish because of his slumped shoulders and huge nose.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#67226 Jan 4, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>Jewish ta ta is legendary. I once saw this blonde dancing on a cruise ship that blew me away. I could tell her husband was Jewish because of his slumped shoulders and huge nose.
There may have been some snorkeling involved. We have adapted to our environment.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#67228 Jan 4, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>There may have been some snorkeling involved. We have adapted to our environment.
I've tried snorkeling but the blanket always blocked the hose and my goggles always got fogged. So, what did Fatah mean when they said "we are close to victory? Do they have Soy's clairvoyance disease?

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#67229 Jan 4, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>I've tried snorkeling but the blanket always blocked the hose and my goggles always got fogged. So, what did Fatah mean when they said "we are close to victory? Do they have Soy's clairvoyance disease?
Call it wishful thinking. Does Hamas seem any closer to renouncing violence and recognizing Israel to you? Nah, me neither.

Did you spit in the mask?

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#67230 Jan 5, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>Call it wishful thinking. Does Hamas seem any closer to renouncing violence and recognizing Israel to you? Nah, me neither.
Did you spit in the mask?
I guess when you're surrounded by fawning subordinates, those "leaders" may envision their own greatness, much like Sadam. He didn't look so great in his last minutes. And, yes, I spit now and then, but don't waste it on my mask. Ever spit on your snorkel?

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#67232 Jan 5, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>He's been apprehended by the religious cops at one of the holiest sites...
He's nuckin futz.
Maybe I didn't say it right. Just because a man endeavors to find a Jewish wife, doesn't automatically label him nuckin futz. I don't care where he was. Religious cops pop you for kissing in daylight. They are not the barometer for what's normal behavior. Why, if I had it to do all over again, I might have even contemplated it, during Easter Mass. They are so nuckin hot. Okay, I opted for French, no Jewish women in the mix at the time, but the grass always looks.......

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#67233 Jan 5, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>I guess when you're surrounded by fawning subordinates, those "leaders" may envision their own greatness, much like Sadam. He didn't look so great in his last minutes. And, yes, I spit now and then, but don't waste it on my mask. Ever spit on your snorkel?
I never had a problem with my snorkel fogging up.

They may have had a successful sit-down but when it comes to actually unifying they'll be at odds. Hamas would have to join Fatah on the peaceful side of the table in order to unify without tainting the PA's position. As it stands, if they unify without renouncing violence they are back to 1977 without a paddle.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#67234 Jan 5, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
Maybe I didn't say it right. Just because a man endeavors to find a Jewish wife, doesn't automatically label him nuckin futz. I don't care where he was. Religious cops pop you for kissing in daylight. They are not the barometer for what's normal behavior. Why, if I had it to do all over again, I might have even contemplated it, during Easter Mass. They are so nuckin hot. Okay, I opted for French, no Jewish women in the mix at the time, but the grass always looks.......
I hear you and I'm not disagreeing, I loves me some Yiddishe Mama. On the other hand, we're not Arabs walking around in the cradle of Islam handing out flyers shopping for a Jewess.

Nothing says "Lock me up" quite like bringing a nice Jewish girl home to meet ummi and abbi when your home contains the holiest place in Islam.

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#67235 Jan 5, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>I hear you and I'm not disagreeing, I loves me some Yiddishe Mama. On the other hand, we're not Arabs walking around in the cradle of Islam handing out flyers shopping for a Jewess.
Nothing says "Lock me up" quite like bringing a nice Jewish girl home to meet ummi and abbi when your home contains the holiest place in Islam.
Islam doesn't forbid marrying a Jew. This man was obviously crazy, for reasons other than wanting to marry a Jew.
And no one really says ummi and abbi anymore.

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#67236 Jan 5, 2013
Soy de Palestina wrote:
<quoted text> Islam doesn't forbid marrying a Jew. This man was obviously crazy, for reasons other than wanting to marry a Jew.
And no one really says ummi and abbi anymore.
To be more accurate, Islam only allows Muslim men to marry Jewish women, and not vice versa.

TRD

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Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#67238 Jan 6, 2013
Soy de Palestina wrote:
<quoted text> Islam doesn't forbid marrying a Jew. This man was obviously crazy, for reasons other than wanting to marry a Jew.
And no one really says ummi and abbi anymore.
I didn't mean it was against the law, even though I'm pretty sure the sign at immigration says "no Jews allowed". I meant it was crazy for him to be seeking a Jewish bride in the one place on earth where there is absolutely no chance of finding one.

And since I just used the expression, clearly, only most people never use ummi and abbi anymore.
Faith

New Baltimore, MI

#67239 Jan 6, 2013
Soy de Palestina wrote:
<quoted text> Islam doesn't forbid marrying a Jew. This man was obviously crazy, for reasons other than wanting to marry a Jew.
And no one really says ummi and abbi anymore.
Really? So a muslim woman could marry a Jew? Or is it just that a muslim "man" can enslave a Jewish woman?
Faith

New Baltimore, MI

#67240 Jan 6, 2013
Soy de Palestina wrote:
<quoted text> To be more accurate, Islam only allows Muslim men to marry Jewish women, and not vice versa.
You are being awfully gratuitous with that term "men".
Faith

New Baltimore, MI

#67241 Jan 6, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>I've tried snorkeling but the blanket always blocked the hose and my goggles always got fogged. So, what did Fatah mean when they said "we are close to victory? Do they have Soy's clairvoyance disease?
I heard that if you rub a potato slice on the inside of your mask and then rinse it, it will not fog up. However, I don't know this from first hand experience. I have only heard tell.
Faith

New Baltimore, MI

#67242 Jan 6, 2013
I read an article that said the US surreptitiously distributed tainted ammunition among the muslims called "hot loads". The results are comical. Here is a gag reel of such an unfortunate and dim-witted "mujahid" falling prey to American pranksters.....

Faith

New Baltimore, MI

#67243 Jan 6, 2013
Why do they always have bags over their heads?

Since: Nov 12

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#67244 Jan 6, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>I didn't mean it was against the law, even though I'm pretty sure the sign at immigration says "no Jews allowed". I meant it was crazy for him to be seeking a Jewish bride in the one place on earth where there is absolutely no chance of finding one.
And since I just used the expression, clearly, only most people never use ummi and abbi anymore.
He's crazy. Thanks for stating the obvious.
Are you learning Arabic? Last time I heard the words ummi and abbi was in a cartoon about a Portuguese explorer. Even in standard Arabic parents are referred to as 'waledi and waledati' most of the time. Nowadays they're called mama and baba if you're from the city, or 'abooy and emmi' if you're a fallah.

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