Ahem...<quoted text>I'm trying to pin down exactly when I started to sound less American and more like a Jew. I guess in the Arab mind they're mutually exclusive. We need to work on that with him in the coming new year.
I'm having Chinese delivered...I'm that tired.
"You Ebbyl Juice, I big great Muslim; you gimme moneys and honeys, YOU HEAR???!!"
PS. As we tilt at windmills & imbibe finest Chop Suey, let's not forget to sing songs about 'The Little Desert-Miracle That Could ----> our favourite Glorious Zioneest Entitah.
I think it's special PRECISELY because it's:
-so dynamic if not contradictory
-no natural resources (until recently)
-Jews can never agree on anything ("2 Jews, 3 opinions")