Whoa, whoa, whoa...last time I checked, Beirut is on Earth.<quoted text>
Don't be silly, of course we can, dont you forgett it, this is the Land of Miracles and greatest falafel on earth. Not counting downtown Beirut. Anyway, see this.
Interesting survey in today papers in Israel for the American voters. Could not believe it but 85% Romney 15% for the asshole.
I wish the American Jews would vote the same.
Go Romney Go!!!!!!
Marilyn Chambers for VP in charge of the bedrooms.
C'mere...I'm going to let you in on a little secret. No, closer, we really have to keep this on the down-low. The election tomorrow? The one where we all go to the polls and cast our "one man, one vote"? It's immaterial. That's right, you heard me, it don't mean a thing. The popular vote has been overridden in the past and with a race like this, it will probably be close enough to happen again.
The Electoral College sucks. Write in Marilyn Chambers/Linda Lovelace tomorrow! It's the only way to make sure that the screwin' we're getting matches the screwin' we're givin'.