The dirty SOB has done it AGAIN! Two of our staff were at the 115 Bourbon Street club last night, and while they were partying, they swear they saw Mike Crenshaw, an Autism-infected POS that is supposed to be in QUARANTINE in our west suburb of Cicero. One of them even claims to have seen him dancing with a lady there in the damn saloon part! Our chief boss's favorite nightclub is now CONTAMINATED with AUTISM and now has to be WASHED, SCRUBBED, AND STERILIZED!!!

How DARE you, Michael Crenshaw, dirty POS!!! HOW DARE YOU CONTAMINATE OUR BOSS'S FAVORITE NIGHTCLUB WITH AUTISM!!!!!