I like your standard American English, you "slithy tove"<quoted text>
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
That aside, I thought that your question about my attendance was to settle your disbelief that my image was not beside the statue of Liberty. Now you know that I did not attend your universities and that explains the absence of my image, you SLITHY tove.