The Nightvale Sheriff's Secret Police reminds all citizens<quoted text>
On the other hand, I am TERRIFIED to take my dog out in public once her tags have expired.
- Dogs are not allowed in the Dog Park
- People are not allowed in the Dog Park
- It is possible that you will see hooded figures in the Dog Park
- Do not approach them, do not approach the Dog Park
- The fence surrounding the Dog Park is electrified and highly dangerous
- Try not to look at the Dog Park, and, especially, do not look for any period of time at the hooded figures.
- The Dog Park will not harm you.