If you're cruising around for a homosexual to fu-ck, contact Frijoles or Hugh - both are gay and experts in sucking and getting butt fu-ck-ed.
Frijoles is not intelligent but is more experienced than Hugh in these homosexual matters and lives with his boyfriend - his "wife".
So, go and post him a personal letter inviting him to your pad.
Psst, you won't have to spend much money on these homos, Frijoles and Hugh, as they're typical lower middle class guys with ordinary material tastes.
LOL. ROFL. LMAO.