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“Legumes of the World Unite ”

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Jul 11, 2013
 
JOEL wrote:
Sarah Palin is back with her trademark shenanigans. I remember seeing the widely circulated You Tube vid of the then Pakistgani Prez, Asif Ali Zardari ,being stunned by Sarah's looks and figure and this Pakistani prez with a roving eye, husband of the late Benazir Bhutto, asked Palin if he could hug her. Reports have it that Zardari gave a pronounced pelvic thrust when Palin left the room after the meeting. Mmmm
Looks and figure? I suppose she could be considered red meat if you are middle aged and washed up....

She is not back. She is talking about running for congress. The only problem(s) are that:
a) she is no longer a resident of Alaska (she lives in Phoenix)
b) No one in Alaska likes her anymore.

I am not surprised that you are turned on by the Pakistani President thrusting his hips....

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Jul 11, 2013
 
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Olav Castellino, was a great all-rounder in Cathedral School. He excelled at Math and just missed qualifying for the Indian Math team headed for the IMO. He was on the school athletics team. Olav was a great orator and had a terrific command over the English language. He gave IIT a miss though he could have easily qualified and instead studied Economics at the famed LSE, London. His brothers Herman andJose, too, were versatile but Olav was better. They are upper class Indian Christians coming from a highly educated and filthy rich family with the family home located in swanky Nepeansea Road near the elite all-girls school, Walsingham House.
This is important for us to know because....
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Jul 11, 2013
 
yehoshooah adam wrote:
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rabbee: why has it been changed, since the last time i read it?
...America was not founded by jews. The U.S. was not founded by jews either.
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Jul 11, 2013
 
(smiles)

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Jul 11, 2013
 
CTM wrote:
<quoted text>...America was not founded by jews. The U.S. was not founded by jews either.
Obviously you never watched Blazing Saddles.
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#55832
Jul 11, 2013
 
Pelvic thrusts ......

Hugh dear, where are you?

I'm getting desperate.

I promise not to hurt your butt, honey.

(smiles)
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#55833
Jul 11, 2013
 
Hugh dear,

What's an eigen value?

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#55834
Jul 11, 2013
 
Benazir Bhutto's father, Zulfiqar Ali Bhutto, the first ruler of independent Pakistan and the Qaid-e-Azam, founding father of Pakistan, Muhammad Ali Jinnah, studied at Mumbai's elite Cathedral School that's ranked number 1 in India. So, did Salman Rushdie. Proud.
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Jul 11, 2013
 
Muhammad Ali Jinnah, the founder of Pakistan and alum of Cathedral School, Mumbai, hailed from a prominent Aga Khani or Ismaili Khoja family and lived in a sprawling bungalow on Mumbai's uber-classy Malabar Hill. The residence still stands and is named Jinnah House. Muhammad Ali Jinnah was a brilliant lawyer and an atheist who in defiance of Islamic laws openly smoked, drank alcohol and ate the "forbidden" meat - pork. He would sit on stage smoking a cigar while his orthodox Muslim League colleagues offered the salat (Islamic prayers) during pre-partition days. The Jinnah's are related to the Zoroastrian Mumbai-based industrialist, Nusli Wadia. Nusli Wadia is married to Maureen. Ironically, during the reign of the Muslim zealot, Zia ul Haq, the prosperous and progressive Ismaili Khoja community in Pakistani was declared "kafir".
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#55836
Jul 11, 2013
 
Yawn. I'm going to the Souk in the Taj to meet friends and to chill. Bye, retards. LOL.
yehoshooah adam

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<quoted text>...America was not founded by jews. The U.S. was not founded by jews either.
rabbee: do you have, an attention deficit disorder? with your reply to my post, so totally disconnected off the topic. and you have no idea, there were some jews involved in the signing of the declaration of independence.

there were christian, jews, and deists, all involved in it. it's a moot point, as to which religious group was involved. thank G-D that muslims obviously, were about the only religious group not involved, in writing it or the constitution.
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Jul 11, 2013
 
Frijoles wrote:
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Obviously you never watched Blazing Saddles.
rabbee: or listened to the ballad of irving, by frank gallop.
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Jul 11, 2013
 
the ballad of irving
frank gallop

He was short and fat, and rode out of the West
With a Mogen David on his silver vest.
He was mean and nasty right clear through,
Which was kinda weird,'cause he was yellow too.

They called him Irving.
Big Irving.
Big, short Irving.
Big, short, fat Irving.
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.

He came from the old Bar Mitzvah spread,
With a 10-gallon yarmulke on his head.
He always followed his mother's wishes,
Even on the range he used two sets of dishes.

Irving.
Big, fat Irving.
Big sissy Irving.
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.

A hundred and forty-one could draw faster than he,
But Irving was looking for one forty-three.
Walked into Sol's Saloon like a man insane,
And ordered three fingers of two cents plain.

Irving.
Big, fat Irving.
Big sport Irving.
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.

One day Bad Max happened into town.
His aim was to shoot fat Irving down.
Bad Max said, "Draw, and draw right now!"
And Irving drew, drew a picture of a cow.

Irving.
Big, fat Irving.
Big gunfighter Irving.
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.

The James Boys was comin' on a train at first sun,
And the town said, "Irving, we need your gun."
When that train pulled in at the break of dawn,
Irving's gun was there, but Irving was gone.

Irving.
Big, fat Irving.
Big help, Irving.
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.

Well, finally Irving got three slugs in the belly.
It was right outside the Frontier Deli.
He was sittin' there twirlin' his gun around,
And butterfingers Irving gunned himself down!

Irving.
Big, fat Irving.
Big dum-dum Irving.
Big dum-dum dead Irving.
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.
Really.
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#55840
Jul 11, 2013
 
CTM wrote:
<quoted text>...America was not founded by jews. The U.S. was not founded by jews either.
Hey I was reading about your favorite piece of property!

On the corner of 33rd St. and
5th Ave.(the site later began
the site of the Empire State
Building) the original Waldorf-
Astoria Hotel was built by
William Waldorf, et. al. The
hotel opened in Mar. 1893. It
is described as ‘the ultimate in
snob appeal.’ Later two Astor
cousins built the Astoria
(another even taller elite Hotel)
in New York which opened in
1897. Of course, like many of
the other elite famIlies, the
Astors have theIr Maine
property to get away and relax.
In 1894, John Jacob wrote a
novel A Journey in Other
Worlds where he describes a
society which operates on the
idea of conserving energy.

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Jul 12, 2013
 
JOEL wrote:
Yawn. I'm going to the Souk in the Taj to meet friends and to chill. Bye, retards. LOL.
Do your friends fawn over you?

Do they think you are the best thing to happen there since sliced bread?

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Jul 12, 2013
 
CTM wrote:
<quoted text>...America was not founded by jews. The U.S. was not founded by jews either.
Thats Jews, not jews.

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Do your friends fawn over you?
Do they think you are the best thing to happen there since sliced bread?
As long as he's picking up the tab.

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As long as he's picking up the tab.
Works every time!

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Works every time!
Until the money runs out and his fair weather friends move on to greener pastures, leaving poor Joel with no one to gloat over with an air of superiority.
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Jul 12, 2013
 
Frijoles wrote:
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Do your friends fawn over you?

Do they think you are the best thing to happen there since sliced bread?
Unlike you, my friends are not religious fanatics, brainless fools, impoverished riff raff and miseducated jerks .

They laugh whenever they read your posts and call you Dr Dunce, Israel butt-licker, mumbo jumbo ritualist, lower middle class joker and biased rascal !

You have neither substance nor style which can be attributed to poor quality genes, inferior upbringing and substandard education.

Expected.

Anyway, take care.

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