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yehoshooah adam

Denver, CO

#55838 Jul 11, 2013
Frijoles wrote:
<quoted text>
Obviously you never watched Blazing Saddles.
rabbee: or listened to the ballad of irving, by frank gallop.
yehoshooah adam

Denver, CO

#55839 Jul 11, 2013
the ballad of irving
frank gallop

He was short and fat, and rode out of the West
With a Mogen David on his silver vest.
He was mean and nasty right clear through,
Which was kinda weird,'cause he was yellow too.

They called him Irving.
Big Irving.
Big, short Irving.
Big, short, fat Irving.
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.

He came from the old Bar Mitzvah spread,
With a 10-gallon yarmulke on his head.
He always followed his mother's wishes,
Even on the range he used two sets of dishes.

Irving.
Big, fat Irving.
Big sissy Irving.
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.

A hundred and forty-one could draw faster than he,
But Irving was looking for one forty-three.
Walked into Sol's Saloon like a man insane,
And ordered three fingers of two cents plain.

Irving.
Big, fat Irving.
Big sport Irving.
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.

One day Bad Max happened into town.
His aim was to shoot fat Irving down.
Bad Max said, "Draw, and draw right now!"
And Irving drew, drew a picture of a cow.

Irving.
Big, fat Irving.
Big gunfighter Irving.
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.

The James Boys was comin' on a train at first sun,
And the town said, "Irving, we need your gun."
When that train pulled in at the break of dawn,
Irving's gun was there, but Irving was gone.

Irving.
Big, fat Irving.
Big help, Irving.
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.

Well, finally Irving got three slugs in the belly.
It was right outside the Frontier Deli.
He was sittin' there twirlin' his gun around,
And butterfingers Irving gunned himself down!

Irving.
Big, fat Irving.
Big dum-dum Irving.
Big dum-dum dead Irving.
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.
Really.
Voluntarist

United States

#55840 Jul 11, 2013
CTM wrote:
<quoted text>...America was not founded by jews. The U.S. was not founded by jews either.
Hey I was reading about your favorite piece of property!

On the corner of 33rd St. and
5th Ave.(the site later began
the site of the Empire State
Building) the original Waldorf-
Astoria Hotel was built by
William Waldorf, et. al. The
hotel opened in Mar. 1893. It
is described as ‘the ultimate in
snob appeal.’ Later two Astor
cousins built the Astoria
(another even taller elite Hotel)
in New York which opened in
1897. Of course, like many of
the other elite famIlies, the
Astors have theIr Maine
property to get away and relax.
In 1894, John Jacob wrote a
novel A Journey in Other
Worlds where he describes a
society which operates on the
idea of conserving energy.

“Legumes of the World Unite ”

Since: Sep 11

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#55841 Jul 12, 2013
JOEL wrote:
Yawn. I'm going to the Souk in the Taj to meet friends and to chill. Bye, retards. LOL.
Do your friends fawn over you?

Do they think you are the best thing to happen there since sliced bread?

“Legumes of the World Unite ”

Since: Sep 11

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#55842 Jul 12, 2013
CTM wrote:
<quoted text>...America was not founded by jews. The U.S. was not founded by jews either.
Thats Jews, not jews.

Since: Aug 11

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#55843 Jul 12, 2013
Frijoles wrote:
<quoted text>
Do your friends fawn over you?
Do they think you are the best thing to happen there since sliced bread?
As long as he's picking up the tab.

“Legumes of the World Unite ”

Since: Sep 11

Location hidden

#55844 Jul 12, 2013
Cult of Reason wrote:
<quoted text>
As long as he's picking up the tab.
Works every time!

Since: Aug 11

Location hidden

#55845 Jul 12, 2013
Frijoles wrote:
<quoted text>
Works every time!
Until the money runs out and his fair weather friends move on to greener pastures, leaving poor Joel with no one to gloat over with an air of superiority.
JOEL

India

#55846 Jul 12, 2013
Frijoles wrote:
<quoted text>

Do your friends fawn over you?

Do they think you are the best thing to happen there since sliced bread?
Unlike you, my friends are not religious fanatics, brainless fools, impoverished riff raff and miseducated jerks .

They laugh whenever they read your posts and call you Dr Dunce, Israel butt-licker, mumbo jumbo ritualist, lower middle class joker and biased rascal !

You have neither substance nor style which can be attributed to poor quality genes, inferior upbringing and substandard education.

Expected.

Anyway, take care.
JOEL

India

#55847 Jul 12, 2013
At times when I see the vibrant households of a few of my friends, I feel very bad for myself. These friends live in huge houses with one set of grandparents, parents and siblings.The cooking is done by the grandmom and/or mom in a spirit of harmony. servants are not permitted to cook or touch the food. Grandad and dad look after the business and siblings are busy with studies. No one smokes, boozes or indulges in sexual promiscuity and a palpitant air of love, peace, harmony, prosperity and togetherness pervades the house. Aha bliss. My family life was hell given the bad habits picked up by my late dad and the constant fights taking place. Now, I am even lonlier after mom passed away and live alone in this huge apartment and have no good memories except those of pain, suffering, mind control and abuse. Mom and I were quite close. Tina, my sister, never looked back once she left India for higher studies in the US and her subsequent marriage to Aaron. Tina too is no more. I always counsel people about the imperative need to maintain domestic peace and to cultivate togetherness when I see a family being torn asunder due to pettiness, fights and bad lifestyle habits. Well.

“Legumes of the World Unite ”

Since: Sep 11

Location hidden

#55848 Jul 12, 2013
JOEL wrote:
<quoted text>
Unlike you, my friends are not religious fanatics, brainless fools, impoverished riff raff and miseducated jerks .
They laugh whenever they read your posts and call you Dr Dunce, Israel butt-licker, mumbo jumbo ritualist, lower middle class joker and biased rascal !
You have neither substance nor style which can be attributed to poor quality genes, inferior upbringing and substandard education.
Expected.
Anyway, take care.
Who spent the last few years chasing a new age cult?

“Legumes of the World Unite ”

Since: Sep 11

Location hidden

#55849 Jul 12, 2013
Cult of Reason wrote:
<quoted text>
Until the money runs out and his fair weather friends move on to greener pastures, leaving poor Joel with no one to gloat over with an air of superiority.
more like a whiff of inferiority...
JOEL

Mumbai, India

#55850 Jul 12, 2013
Frijoles wrote:
<quoted text>

Who spent the last few years chasing a new age cult?
I'm out of the new age cult but how come you're still deeply involved in your satanic ancestral cult whose perverse roots stretch back to babylonian times?

JOEL

Mumbai, India

#55851 Jul 12, 2013
Well, whatever, peace, love, progress and goodwill to all. Later.

“Legumes of the World Unite ”

Since: Sep 11

Location hidden

#55852 Jul 12, 2013
JOEL wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm out of the new age cult but how come you're still deeply involved in your satanic ancestral cult whose perverse roots stretch back to babylonian times?
Ummm.....perhaps maybe because it is not doomsday cult whose members think they have extra-special powers?

And by the way, just because you are out of the cult doesnt give you an excuse to be stupid or bigotted.

“Legumes of the World Unite ”

Since: Sep 11

Location hidden

#55853 Jul 12, 2013
JOEL wrote:
Well, whatever, peace, love, progress and goodwill to all. Later.
suck off

(smiles)
Eric

Downers Grove, IL

#55854 Jul 12, 2013
Frijoles wrote:
<quoted text>
suck off
(smiles)
Please be careful. In Hugh's absence he will probably take you up on that.
JOEL

India

#55855 Jul 12, 2013
MUSINGS:

1) Semitic cults that're based on the worship of one particular demigod chosen from among a variety of such supraphysical beings preach sectarianism, bigotry, dignorance, murder, incest, doomsday and the coming of some messiah after the decimation of non-believers.

2) The supramental yoga teaches the transformation of being and terrestrial matter.

3) This superior technology - the supramental yoga - is far above the crude, cruel, bigoted and limited teachings of cults and religions that seeks to harmonize and integrate the entire being and immortalize it, cause the emergence of the supramental principle in being and terrestrial matter and the bringing foth of the next species - the supramental being from the mental being (man) by an act of emergence of the supramental power in mind, vital and matter.
JOEL

Mumbai, India

#55856 Jul 12, 2013
WARNING TO BELIEVERS:

1) There's nothing like a creator god. There exists a variety of beings on the various planes of existence that're graded manifestations of the unified field of consciuousness-energy (absolute). Most religious people fail to understand the imperative need to cultivate respect for all cults, faiths, scriptures, prophets and gods.

2) Even if a particular path be anti-existence don't hate it and never revile its god, prophet and scripture simply because your own god, scripture and prophet (s) have asked you to kill, disrespect or abuse them or consider them (rival gods) inferior/vile.

3) Never fall into this diabolical sectarian trap laid out by your particular god, prophet(s) and scripture since it's a move aimed at total mind control of the followers and the complete capture of the terrestrial force fields by one particular being with grand megalomanical ambitions of wanting to be worshipped by all and of being the best by pushing into the background its competitors (rival beings).

4) Never, never, fall into this sectarian trap.

5) Sectarianism invites a backlash from the other beings who you revile or ignore and they then go about creating obstacles in your mind, vital, emotions, body and family life and in the process unbalance the entire planes and parts of being and after death they seize or cast an adverse influence on your disembodied consciousness and energy thereby creating great disturbances in these subtle individualized force fields leading to torment.

6) So, though you may stick to your own god, salute all other paths and pay the minimal respects to its rivals or at least refrain from following the diabolical example of the prophets who made it their exclusive business to abuse the rival deities and who persecuted and mass murdered the human followers of rival cuts/religions.

7) Peace to all. Salutations to all the gods, prophets and scriptures.
JOEL

Mumbai, India

#55857 Jul 12, 2013
Hugh honey,

I want a suck.

Where are you/

Wash your mouth before you proceed....

(smiles)

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