Ya, i know you're classy since you eat at KFC, Mcdonald, Shoney's and Starbucks - five star restaurants, right?
Kick out your current boyfriend from your plush house and i'll willingly take his place in your arms and bed and then you can go viral about how happily married you are and no one will even guess that your "wife" happens to be a boy.
You can also go around dropping hints that you're a parent - sometimes you can say you have a 8 year old boy, then after some months you can say you have a 6 year old daughter, then a year later you can say you have 2 year old boy - no one will even know that you're childless and they'll think how manly you are for having fathered so many kids.
now, c'mon tell me when you're gonna embrace me, kiss me, massage me, suck me and turn over for me?
yeah, i know you're classy, good looking, intelligent, wealthy and young.
This is why i am offering my fair and handsome body to you for man-boy sex, darlin'.
I'm so hot and longing for your clammy touch.
I always knew that frijoles was a homo!