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“Act Interdimensional ly”

Since: Jan 08

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#55159 Jun 18, 2013
Frijoles wrote:
<quoted text>
I would love to try to calculate the slope of that function, but I have to admit my substandard education never prepared me to use imaginary numbers into that type of mathematical problem.
Like many of nature's wonders -- perhaps it's better left unexamined. Simply be in awe of its enormity.
JOEL

Mumbai, India

#55160 Jun 18, 2013
(smiles smiles smiles).
JOEL

Mumbai, India

#55161 Jun 18, 2013
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, dunces. LOL. Back to study. Just for a short time.
badbob

Baxter, KY

#55162 Jun 18, 2013
if you search for god in your heart and mind. he will give you direction as to how to live your life.

“Legumes of the World Unite ”

Since: Sep 11

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#55163 Jun 18, 2013
JOEL wrote:
......Till then I am in preparation mode making my foundation in math and in the relevant scientific discipline even stronger knowing that only those with a superlative grasp of the basic scientific concepts and extremely strong math skills can truly be top-notch researchers.
More likely you will be shunned as the freakoid you are, but I admit, it is a better use of your time than your former career predicting doom and gloom in a religious cult.

“Legumes of the World Unite ”

Since: Sep 11

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#55164 Jun 18, 2013
badbob wrote:
if you search for god in your heart and mind. he will give you direction as to how to live your life.
Which is why we are glad that you rather than us live in Kentucky.

“Legumes of the World Unite ”

Since: Sep 11

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#55165 Jun 18, 2013
Yes, India, suppliers of innovation - on the leading edge of tech!

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http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Asia-South-Cen...

India to send world's last telegram. Stop.
Once a staple of authoritative communication across the Indian subcontinent, the telegram has lost too much ground to smartphones.
JOEL

Mumbai, India

#55167 Jun 18, 2013
Ya Ma.

(smiles)
JOEL

Mumbai, India

#55168 Jun 18, 2013
Hey Sister Hugh,

Where the fu-ck are you?

Strapping on your bra or preaching biblical shit about the exploits of your lord god of abraham to cruffs in Jam?

Cruff, you've failed to correctly answer a single elementary question posed to you.

(grins)

(smiles)
JOEL

Mumbai, India

#55169 Jun 18, 2013
Simpson's 1/3 rule:


Integral (b,a) ydx = h/3[(yo + yn)+ 4(y1 + y3 + y5 +........+yn-1)+ 2(y2 + y4 + y6+.........yn-2)]

LOL.
JOEL

Mumbai, India

#55170 Jun 18, 2013
NOTES ALONG THE WAY:

1) LIFE is a specific frequency of vibration of the consciousness-energy field acting in matter.

2) DEATH is a property of energy-matter that under normal circumstances arises due to wear and tear, decomposition and diseases. Relative immunity to these adverse conditions would depend on genetic capacity and lifestyle. The total breakdown of the body (death) results in organ failure and the subsequent escape of the embodied consciousness-energy content into the universal force fields. The moot question is this - like everything in nature, does the disembodied consciousness-energy get recycled? How logical is this question?
yehoshooah adam

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#55171 Jun 18, 2013
Frijoles wrote:
<quoted text>
I would love to try to calculate the slope of that function, but I have to admit my substandard education never prepared me to use imaginary numbers into that type of mathematical problem.
rabbee: just dial j, for the j-operators rotary club help.

“Legumes of the World Unite ”

Since: Sep 11

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#55172 Jun 18, 2013
Cult of Reason wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm starting to wonder if Joel is just a really bored call center employee with an overactive imagination.
Sometimes I wonder if he is a woman.

“Legumes of the World Unite ”

Since: Sep 11

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#55173 Jun 18, 2013
JOEL wrote:
Simpson's 1/3 rule:
Integral (b,a) ydx = h/3[(yo + yn)+ 4(y1 + y3 + y5 +........+yn-1)+ 2(y2 + y4 + y6+.........yn-2)]
LOL.
Yes, I can cut and paste from Wikipedia too!
yehoshooah adam

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#55174 Jun 18, 2013
badbob wrote:
if you search for god in your heart and mind. he will give you direction as to how to live your life.
rabbee: if you search for G-D, in your own heart. it's probably just, only you in there. searching for G-D with your heart, is another matter.
yehoshooah adam

Anonymous Proxy

#55175 Jun 18, 2013
JOEL wrote:
Frijoles has a doc in science? LOl. Dunce. He's a mathematically and scientifically challenged dunce! Shame. Even a high schooler from India would know more than this fool in math, physics and chem. LMAO.
rabbee: yeah, in another twenty to thirty years. you'll wonder why you studied all that crap, instead of just taking up kodachrome. like the constipated mathmatition, who learned how to figure it out with a pencil.
yehoshooah adam

Denver, CO

#55177 Jun 18, 2013
Frijoles wrote:
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Speaking of "proof", wasnt the world supposed to end by now?
rabbee: anything over 100 proof, is acceptable. with 200 proof, being the maximum proof.
yehoshooah adam

Anonymous Proxy

#55178 Jun 18, 2013
Rick Moss wrote:
<quoted text>
Imagine the singularity of insecurity that must exist to feel the need to constantly proclaim your wisdom to complete strangers.
It is an insecurity so massive that not even sanity can escape its gravity.
And, to stay consistent with current thinking, it must inversely proportionate to the mass of the genitalia.
rabbee: well yeah! singularities, really do suck. whether a vacuum or singularity, they still all suck.
yehoshooah adam

Anonymous Proxy

#55179 Jun 18, 2013
Rick Moss wrote:
<quoted text>
Like many of nature's wonders -- perhaps it's better left unexamined. Simply be in awe of its enormity.
rabbee: hang! on slopey - slopey hang on?
yehoshooah adam

Anonymous Proxy

#55180 Jun 18, 2013
Frijoles wrote:
<quoted text>Which is why we are glad that you rather than us live in Kentucky.
rabbee: shoun't that be prou-nownced kaain-tuckey? kind of hard to type, with a drawl.

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