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Ya obviously you need thicker glasses and your license suspended indefinately. I actually walk around with a satelite dish on my head and pc tiwer strapped to my back but nobody even notuce over here. I refuse to buy into this new smartphone technology like you refuse to admit you have the motor skills of an turtle.
We will make any special accommodations required by law to make you comfortable and productive.
I join in welcoming you to the forum.