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There were no talking animals in the BIBLE.
1 Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the Lord God had made. HE SAID to the woman,“Did God really say,‘You must not eat from any tree in the garden’?”
2 The woman said to the serpent,“We may eat fruit from the trees in the garden, 3 but God did say,‘You must not eat fruit from the tree that is in the middle of the garden, and you must not touch it, or you will die.’”
4 “You will not certainly die,” THE SERPENT SAID to the woman. 5 “For God knows that when you eat from it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil.”
THE DONKEY SAID to Balaam,“Am I not your own donkey, which you have always ridden, to this day? Have I been in the habit of doing this to you?”
The ice age didn't cover the earth completely in water. Your buybull clearly states that the highest mountains were covered in water.<quoted text>
Noah's flood is what scientists call the ice age.
Your bible NEVER ONCE condemns slavery. Not once. Jesus instructed several times the correct way to punish slaves. Your bible also never once states that human life is valuable. Nor does it ever once establish that human life is worthy of fairness. It does however state clearly that it is ok to punish people for things they have never done.<quoted text>
It does mention slavery but it isn't the way you have it in your mind.
Your buybull is vile.