There is no female 'half' of male or female.<quoted text>
1) I am not a blonde.
2) You say you are a hermaphrodite, so that means you are male and female...
3) Since you are both male and female, and are married to a woman, that means you are in a same sex marriage, even if you do have man parts. So, I guess your marriage is an oxymoron, because no matter who you married, female or male, you would be in a same sex relationship...
You may masquerade as a male, but you have told us all you are a hermaphrodite. Your female half is married to a woman, and that equals a same sex marriage. And don't say that only the male half of you is married to her, because you ARE BOTH.
I said I am a genetic chimera and a hermaphrodite. Learn what that means.
The slut lesbian is not on the marriage license. I cover her eye when I am with my wife because she tries to peek. She is content with the limits I require because otherwise she would have to settle for someone like Hillary or Janet.
This is why I am sure you are a blonde, even if you dye your hair.