There's no good news for you, and the bad news is that you are a moron.<quoted text>
So you know what the specific nomenclature of a guy marrying another guy is? See, that's not terminology I would personally be familiar with.
But again ... that's why I'm glad you're here - to enlighten us - on topics like this. I'm sure it's more accurate than what I saw on Will & Grace.
The good news is that now at least we know who's gonna be the wife during the ceremony!
Be sure to pucker up when he tells your husband: "You may kiss the bride".
You still don't get it dummy, when two men marry they are both husbands, there is no wife.