Way too wordy. Who'd bother to read that angry rant?<quoted text>
Well I obviously overestimated your literacy and underestimated your stupidity. See, I usually converse with educated liberals (in Frankie-speak, those would be people who don't require the use of pictures to communicate) and as such, this is normally not a problem for me. It's completely MY fault that I used so many "big words" there.
I'll try to dumb it down with simpler words and be less loquacious.
Wait ... I accidentally used another big word there didn't I?
I apologize ...
I'll just have to keep reminding myself who I'm posting to and be more concise.
OOPS! I just did it again!
OK, I apologize again ...
I'll try to used sentences with as few words as I can and remain monosyllabic whenever possible.
Dammit! See that? I just can't seem to stop using words that require the comprehension of someone well past your education level.
Oh well ...
Let me know if this helped at all. If it didn't ... you probably DO need those pictures I mentioned earlier and probably in your favorite color crayon too.
Oh ... and you might try re-reading this when mommy isn't distracting you with the spoon and those airplane noises to get you to eat your applesauce or when you're not trying to keep your bunny slippers from fighting. That might help too.
Chop about 95% of the useless angry words and condescending snark and try again. You are barely literate. This will be a good exercise for you, don't get mad. Say the same thing in one sentence. I'll grade it for you. Help you out.