Hey, it's true. They worship Der Sphincter. They have a Fundamentalist vision, a Fundamentalist purpose, and it's to worship anything surrounding the colon. It's kind of like "Rock Hudson" said earlier this morning, about how they pretty much know they're fugly losers, that they don't amount to squat, so they center their lives around it.<quoted text>
Understand that I'm paraphrasing here, but I remember Ann Coulter writing several years back that if someone were to invent a cult surrounding a pile of poo, the libtards would fall all over themselves to be the first to embrace it. I always remember that because it's what I'd thought too.
And look at them. It was 5 to 4, but Der Sphincter®©™ is THE official and sanctified Lowest Common Denomination, amen.