Go change the kitty litter or something.
The question, Muntmare, was this:
What federal benefits does my Illinois Civil Union provide?
Can you answer the question? Seriously!? Can you just answer the frikkin' question?
You seem to think that civil unions are then answer, but you fail to admit that there are NO FEDERAL BENEFITS provide by state recognized civil unions.
So, Muntmare, it is YOU who failed to answer the question, oh genetically defective, mutated troll.
Troll on, MUNT!
I smell fish.........