the larry meber political forum

the larry meber political forum

Posted in the Chicago Forum

First Prev
of 5
Next Last

“America.....”

Since: Jun 11

Needs Rush

#2 Jun 25, 2011
Larry Meber wrote:
All politics, all the time! 4000 character limit STRICTLY enforced!
Try for one word larry 4,000 is a stretch
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HHA
Disbeliever

Arlington Heights, IL

#4 Jun 28, 2011
angelique-0770 wrote:
There once was a man living a nice blue collar life. Nice wife, nice kid, nice home. He thought he had it all. But it was an illusion, his wife just up and left him, ran off with her boss.
She might as well cut his balls off and chucked them in a blender, cause she took everything good about him and burnt it to the ground. She left him less than a man, a ferrerman.
She took his capacity to love and trust a woman, left him a dead shell. He hid it well behind a sarcastic wit, he seemed fine, but wasn't.
He had to somehow get revenge, yes revenge would give this shell of a life value. He'd make the bitches pay, all of them.
Then he stumbled upon the perfect canvas for his dark work, internet forums. Here he could stalk from the shadows, lure unsuspecting females into his web of hate. Yes, here he would finally get his revenge and lose what was left of his soul.
Cool story, amirite?
Oh yeah- like *Lou* would show his face around here again!
Sam

United States

#13 Feb 26, 2012
Wow! This is...kinda...GAY! Par for the course, considering the "creator"...
Lord Fetch

United States

#15 May 25, 2012
Larry Meber wrote:
I'm tanned, rested and ready!
Larry!!! where've you been??

“An Apple a day”

Since: Jun 08

nil carborundum illegitemi

#18 Jun 1, 2016
The Crazy Chronicles - Mr. Whiny
"How sad that your buddy is STILL obsessively trolling me after so many years. Such is unrequited love,I guess," muttered Mr. Whiny. "Of course, that also means I'm still very popular." He looked around and grinned. Catching the eyes of Miss Rose and Mrs. Begel, he hastily looked away.

"Public restrooms are not the main issue. The real problems start when trannies start using the locker rooms. My wife and daughter don't want to share a locker room and an open showering area with some strange dude with his ck hanging out," stated Mr. McCreepy decisively.

"I thought you weren't married Mr. McCreepy," Mr. Heat asked. "You also said you have no children, were you lying?"

"I have the RIGHT to lie whenever I feel like it," answered Mr. McCreepy. "There's a very good reason they keep you out of the ladies room. They've probably read your stuff here," he continued, sneering at Miss Nancy.

"Is that your motto, chromedome?" asked Miss Nancy laughing.

"Hi Lou!" hollered Miss Rose for the fiftieth time. Apparently, she hoped someone would finally answer her.

"Thank you for bolstering my case!" answered Mr. Weasel to the room at large.

"BOOORRRIIINNNGGGG Dudette, get some new material, you have been saying this same thing for weeks. Smatta, your masters cant think of anything else for you to regurgitate?" laughed Mrs. Edna. "Laws need to be made for the idiots too stupid to use common sense, which is probably why you love being a liberal, you don't have to think at all, you let others do it for you."

"I am NOT a dudette," argued Mr. Whiny. "The rest is true, I love being a liberal because I don't know how to think and I know that's a good thing!

"Hi Lou," said Miss Rose apparently to Mr. Whiny.

"I do appreciate how you so quickly devolve into sounding exactly like Mr. Whiny despite your over-education. Instead of relying on your alleged school training, you prefer to do battle as a lesser educated troll such as Mr. Whiny or as a voice in someone's head like "Ohio Sam". It seems I bring out the actual best in you! I appreciate though, that you didn't invoke "Kardashians" (so far...) in a futile effort to make some sort of point." Mr. McCreepy smiled wisely and looked around to see if anyone realized how 'brilliant' his remarks were.

"Thanks for realizing that I'm over educated," smiled Mr. Heat happily.
Pete McEverqueer

Oviedo, FL

#19 Jun 2, 2016
All you ninnies are just jealous of my business acumen. Let me tell you, you learn a thing or two about global economics while running a small house painting business into the ground.

You all are intimidated by my political savvy.

I touch myself at night.

“An Apple a day”

Since: Jun 08

nil carborundum illegitemi

#20 Jun 2, 2016
Pete McEverqueer wrote:
All you ninnies are just jealous of my business acumen. Let me tell you, you learn a thing or two about global economics while running a small house painting business into the ground.

You all are intimidated by my political savvy.

I touch myself at night.
I knew it! Thanks for being so honest.

LOLOLOL!

“An Apple a day”

Since: Jun 08

nil carborundum illegitemi

#21 Jun 2, 2016
The Crazy Chronicles - Who is Larry Meber

"All you ninnies are just jealous of my business acumen. Let me tell you, you learn a thing or two about global economics while running a small house painting business into the ground. You all are intimidated by my political savvy. I touch myself at night," asserted a voice in the room.

"Who the heck just uttered that bit of drivel?" asked Mr. Prisoner looking around the room. "Must be a new dude, either that or Mr. Whiny-Ferret is on one of his many rants again. I thought he'd given up blathering on and on about his failed house painting business."

"Fat chance," laughed Miss Nancy. "The man LOVES blathering about ALL of his failed business ventures. The only thing at which he's been successful is window licking and we all know how much he likes to brag about that! It doesn't sound quite like Mr. Whiny-Ferret, it's not nearly as whiny." She looked around the room to find the source.

"My Whiny-Ferret can't help that he's had a lot of failure in his life," wailed Mrs. Begel. She was actually MRS. Whiny-Ferret but had preferred to keep her maiden name of Begel. As a sop to being married, she called herself MRS. Begel instead of Miss or Ms. Begel. Most folks thought she just didn't want to be called Mrs. Whiny-Ferret.

"Thanks for not telling everyone that 'sight-seeing' meant driving around in circles because I couldn't find the turn-off and "'taking you out to dinner' meant getting you a happy meal at McDonald's," complained the voice loudly.

Mrs. Eve spotted the speaker and dragged him out of the corner where he'd been hiding. "Who the heck are you?" she asked. "And why are you stealing Mr. Whiny-Ferret's lines?"

When the individual was dragged into the light, everyone could see he was a rather unprepossessing male. He had male pattern baldness which was highlighted by the dandruff flakes drifting from his head onto his shoulders like a small snowstorm. "The name is Larry Meber and I'm Mr. Whiny-Ferret's alter ego," he stated smugly. "I am NOT a failed stalker. Stalking is my game and Larry Meber is my name. I go by the name of Larry Meber so no-one will know I'm really Mr. Whiny-Ferret. It gives me plausible deniability."

“An Apple a day”

Since: Jun 08

nil carborundum illegitemi

#22 Jun 2, 2016
The Crazy Chronicles - Who is Larry Meber, Part Two

"WTF are you talking about?" asked Miss Sandy, giving Larry Meber/Mr. Whiny-Ferret a dirty look. Talk about comprehension problems.. You're acting like an idiot. Oh wait, you ARE an idiot if you think that you're fooling anyone. We can all recognize your ugly mug AND the drivel you spout Mr. Whiny-Ferret, whether you pretend to be Larry Meber or some other imbecile."

"Is he Lou?" asked Miss Rose plaintively.

"Ha! You're gonna spew sht and have no idea what you're talking about! Ha ha! You just made yourself look like a [email protected]!" said Mr. Heat laughing loudly.

"Aha, we've finally found something at which you excel Mr. Whiny-Ferret," said Mrs. Edna. "Taking drivel and looking like a dumb azz! "

"Thank you, thank you, thank you Mrs. Edna," Mr. Whiny-Ferret was almost crying with gratitude. "I knew there was something else at which I could excel. You've made me so proud." He wiped his nose on Mrs. Begel's blouse. "I'm amazing at window licking and now I'm also amazing at talking drivel and looking like a dumb azz."

"Good job," Mr. Whiny-Ferret/Larry Meber," said Mrs. Inehs. I'm sure Mrs. Begel will be very proud."

"Hi Lou!" yelled Miss Rose.

“An Apple a day”

Since: Jun 08

nil carborundum illegitemi

#23 Jun 3, 2016
I see two posts have been deleted.
Laughing

Findlay, OH

#24 Jun 3, 2016
_Annabella_ wrote:
I see two posts have been deleted.
There are a boatload of them missing since I was here 4 and a half years ago. Wonder if Ferret even has a profile now, besides "Crunchy Raptor"?

“An Apple a day”

Since: Jun 08

nil carborundum illegitemi

#25 Jun 3, 2016
Laughing wrote:
<quoted text>

There are a boatload of them missing since I was here 4 and a half years ago. Wonder if Ferret even has a profile now, besides "Crunchy Raptor"?
He's not Crunchy Raptor. I think he posts with lots of different names.
A Noted Observer

Portland, OR

#27 Jun 4, 2016
The Crazy Chronicles - Mellow Out, Part One

"You're all harshing my buzz man! Have a toke and mellow my friends. Your bickering is not going to effect global change, harsh I know, but true." lamented Mr. Lite.

"I know, it's tiring. I'll take that toke and raise you a beer!" answered Mr. Prisoner.

"Between this and arguing with Mrs Begel continuously, I'm just exhausted. It's Miller time. I'm spent. Fire it up buddy," agreed Mr. Whiny-Ferret. He was looking particularly depressed since his alter ego of Larry Meber had been outed.

"Third, you've proven time and time and time again that you don't know much, about much, you don't believe facts when presented to you from reliable sources. You believe what you want, no matter what anyone else says. No, it's not. Disprove it. I've seen the numbers," the grating, loud voice of Mr. McCreepy could be heard all over the room. He was once again lecturing Mrs. Edna. Lecturing anyone he could pin down was one of his many annoying hobbies.

"You're a complete and utter liar. I'M SHOCKED!. If any of this bothered or offended you, go die," responded Mrs. Edna. "Furthermore, I've discovered that like Mr. Whiny and Mr. Ferret, you and Mr. Weasel are the same person." She gave Mr. McCreepy a triumphant look.

"Aha!" exclaimed Mr. Heat. "That means we have to hyphenate Mr. McCreepy's name as well, doesn't it. I think McCreepy-Weasel has a nice ring to it."

"Too long," said Miss Nancy. "I think Mr. Creepy-Weasel has a much better ring to it."

Mr. McCreepy-Weasel looked pleased. "I think that's a wonderful idea Miss Nancy," he agreed. "Mr. Creepy-Weasel sounds like the name a leading man might have. Thank you! I think I'll have some new business cards printed up right away."
A Noted Observer

Portland, OR

#30 Jun 5, 2016
The Crazy Chronicles - Mellow Out, Part Four

"Did the aliens quit talking to you?" asked Miss Nancy, giving Mr. X-Lax a pitying look. "Are they telling you, you're a bad guy? You should probably take your meds, it will help."

Mr. X-Lax started crying. "I've been abandoned by the aliens," he sniffled.

"Okay, you have accomplished all of your missions. You have exposed yourself for being mean, spiteful, self serving, and a liar! Now what? Are you just going to hang around and badger us for the rest of your life? When are you going to decide to move on with your own life and quit worrying about whether or not we believe you?" asked Mr. Prisoner of Mr. Whiny-Ferret.

"No worries Mr. Whiny-Ferret, we all believe you when you say that you're mean, spiteful, self-serving and a liar. Do you feel better now?" Mr. Lite smiled at Mr. Whiny-Ferret.

"Wow, what a dick. You speak up and it's to be a jackass? You got a bit of a drug problem goin' to cope with the stress from your threesome endeavors,'cause you have gone from being a verbose, yet benign, windbag to just a plain ol' prick," laughed Mrs. Eve. "Not that there's anything wrong with that Mr. Creepy-Weasel."

"Thank you Mrs. Eve," said Mr. Creepy-Weasel, giving Mrs. Eve a grateful look.

"Man, this place was so nice with your absence. Thanks for stopping by to take a dump," complained Miss Nancy. "Not that we didn't miss your idiotic comments Mr. Whiny-Ferret."

"Hi Lou!" yelled Miss Rose again.
A Noted Observer

Portland, OR

#31 Jun 5, 2016
The Crazy Chronicles - Mellow Out, Part Two

"The person with no class, doesn't know they don't have class that's why they act that way," interjected Miss Rose to everyone's surprise. "Hi Lou!" she yelled.

"You are scum," said Mr. Prisoner who was high. No-one knew to whom he was talking.

"Hey now, cool it. I know perfectly good pond scum, the pond on the corner across the street from me, f'rinstance, that doesn't do any of the lame-azz things Mr. Whiny-Ferret does. We could call him dog poop, but at least the dog poop can serve a purpose," suggested Miss Sandy.

"I wasn't talking to or about Mr. Wihny-Ferret," answered Mr. Prisoner, "although I guess it could apply to him very nicely."

"Save your revisionist history for your lackeys!" screamed Mr. Whiny-Ferret upon hearing his name mentioned. "I never cared, nor knew, if you were or were not speaking to me or about me. My objection is that you mock and ridicule me behind my back."

"Huh," said Miss Sandy. "You know I've never mocked and ridiculed you behind your back. Why would I do that when I can insult, mock and ridicule you to your face."

'Oh," answered Mr. Whiny-Ferret, looking relieved. "I just wanted to be sure that I would hear everything you say about me so I could be hurt by whatever you might or might not say about me. That way I can pout and sulk and say nothing is my fault. I've accomplished that!"

'You crossed the line with that vulgar lie about my sending pictures to you, Mrs. Eve," interrupted Mr. Creepy-Weasel. "I NEVER got around to sending you links to my selfies. I planned on doing so today but I haven't done so yet!"

"Thank heavens for small favors," muttered Mrs. Eve. "I'll make a note not to click on any links you send me."
A Noted Observer

Portland, OR

#32 Jun 5, 2016
The Crazy Chronicles - Mellow Out, Part Three

"Yes, you *apologized* while also absolving yourself of any guilt and you *apologized* for multiple scenarios, none of which included YOU as the liar that you are," claimed Mrs. Begel loudly. "You love to demand apologies and freely point out how you apologize after you hurt someone 'cause that just makes it all better and that's just what you do... " she realized that Mr. Whiny-Ferret was not listening to her and quit talking while she looked around the room to find him.

"Mr. Whiny-Ferret was a 'fairer man'. Well, a failed 'fairer-man'," Mrs. Eve reminded Mrs. Begel. "That means he NEVER has to apologize or take responsibility for anything he says or does.

"That's right, I forgot for a moment," answered Mrs. Begel.

"If you want to pretend that this is all about me being 'hurt' by your inane comments, well, you have pretended that in the past and you will do so in the future. You are so far out of touch with reality. I do not think that you are, in fact, an alien of any sort. I do not know!" screamed Mr. X-Lax, foaming at the mouth.

"Are you talking to the aliens again?" asked Mr. Heat. He adjusted Mr. X-Lax's tin foil cap on his mostly bald head. "I think that will help with the voices."

'This is all lies! You can *be* anything and anyone you want to be and I WANT to be one of the aliens," said Mr. X-Lax, throwing his tin foil cap on the floor. "If you are an alien of any sort, I feel sorry for you. All you do is pay lip service to *helping* people. You only seem to care to manipulate people. Try it sometime on people who aren't so easily led. And now you want capitulation. That's just not going to happen. And then you will further illustrate me as *the bad guy*'cause- see! You tried... You're pathetic. I ain't the only one who sees that," He stopped talking and tapped his head, then tapped it harder.
A Noted Observer

Portland, OR

#33 Jun 5, 2016
The Crazy Chronicles - Apologies, Part One

"As I said earlier, if you want to pretend that this is all about me being 'hurt' by your inane comments, well, you have pretended that in the past and you will do so in the future. You are so far out of touch with reality, that, that, that um, well I'm speechless," said Mr. X-Lax forgetting what he was going to say. Unfortunately Mr. X-Lax often forgot what he had intended to say..

"Apparently you want some kind of apology, right Mr. X-Lax?" asked Mr. Heat.

"Yes! Nailed it!" yelled Mr. Whiny-Ferret. "I DO want an apology and I want it right now. Oh wait, you were talking to Mr. X-Lax. Never mind him, I'm more important." Mr. Whiny-Ferret puffed up and tried to look important. "I'm the one owed an apology. I'm the one who has been wronged and I DEMAND justice!"

"I think much of this stuff is petty, silly, and ridiculous," suggested Mrs. Edna. "I don't know what the point is. I neither know nor care to know all the details, but from what I do know you deserved being outed as Larry Meber, Mr. Whiny-Ferret. Of course, if you still want an apology okay. I apologize. Happy now?"

"I'll apologize too," agreed Miss Nancy. "I'm so sorry you're a failed stalker, a failed 'fairer-man' and I'm really sorry that your window licking venture seems to be failing as well."

"All that is below the belt!" agreed Mr. Creepy-Weasel. "The rest of these issues are just juvenile in my learned opinion. Really, who cares about all of your other failures. The window licking thing though, that's tough." He gave Mr. Whiny-Ferret a sympathetic look.
A Noted Observer

Portland, OR

#34 Jun 10, 2016
The Crazy Chronicles - Apologies, Part Two

"Yeah buddy, sorry the window licking thing seems to be going south for you," said Mr. Prisoner. "I'm sure you'll find some other career that suits you."

"Ditto." chimed in Mr. Lite. "Sorry buddy."

"Hyperbole is NOT your friend. The point of this is to apologize to me!" replied Mr. X-Lax.. "Don't like it? Don't visit. You're a turd. Plain and simple," he said to the room at large. "AND I still demand justice and an apology!"

'Yawn," replied Mrs. Eve. "You're always demanding apologies for some imagined slight. Tell it to the aliens, we're not interested."

"Wow, you really are a bitter, pathetic little wench, aren't you, Mrs. Eve," replied Mr. X-Lax indignantly. "If I am so ridiculously sad that my idea of fun is hanging around somewhere to be offended and to have nothing to add but petty, spiteful digs that do nothing but show how thoroughly miserable I am, why would you care?"

Mrs. Eve looked at Mr. X-Lax thoughtfully. "You're right Mr. X-Lax, I apologize. If you want to hang around and be offended, who am I to object. Go for it! You can be the equivalent of the grumpy old man who sits in his garage and yells at everyone to slow down. Hey! That could be Mr. Whiny-Ferret's new job."

"Yikes! Nailed it again!" exclaimed Mr. Whiny-Ferret. "I'm already a grumpy old guy, so sitting in a garage and yelling at everyone really appeals to me. Thanks Mrs. Eve. Guess you no longer have to apologize to me."

"But I WANT to apologize to you, Mr. Whiny-Ferret. I'm also really sorry that your window licking career doesn't seem to be working out. I AM glad that you've found new meaning in your life. Yelling at people, exactly your kind of career."

Mr. Whiny-Ferret preened. He loved being complimented. "Thank you everyone. I simply 'tell it like it is'. Exactly like the loud-mouthed drunk at the end of the bar. I always say what's on my mind. Duh. AND I just pay no mind to what I'm saying. I'm a sleazy, misogynist, liar and thief and I'm completely out for my own self-aggrandizement. Well said amirite?"

"Very well said Mr. Whiny-Ferret," agreed Mr. Heat. "I'm going to practice being just like you."

"My Whiny-Ferret always tells it like it is," said Mrs. Begel bursting with pride as she smiled at Mr. Whiny-Ferret.

"Well I'm also a public masturbator and people like you are lapping it up, right Miss Nancy?" asked Mr. Creepy-Weasel.

"I think you've mistaken me for Miss Rose," replied Miss Nancy. "That's HER thing, not mine."

"Hi Lou!" yelled Miss Rose.

"I apologize Miss Nancy," said Mr. Creepy-Weasel. "I DID mistake you for Miss Rose, but only for a second."

"Hi Lou!" exclaimed Miss Rose again.
CrunchyBacon

Oviedo, FL

#35 Jun 11, 2016
LOL @public masturbator, sounds like a bad pron flick - "Mr. Ferret's Angry Inch".
Angelique770

Portland, OR

#36 Jun 11, 2016
LOL

Of course, since we're the same person, I WOULD think that was funny. Mr. Whiny-Ferret, thick as two planks follows me everywhere. He lurks wherever he thinks I may or may NOT post. Sad and pathetic.

And his wife, Mrs. Begel aka Miss Rose is even worse.

Tell me when this thread is updated:

Subscribe Now Add to my Tracker
First Prev
of 5
Next Last

Add your comments below

Characters left: 4000

Please note by submitting this form you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Service and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator. Send us your feedback.

Chicago Discussions

Title Updated Last By Comments
News BARACK OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE: Suit contesting... (Jan '09) 13 min UIDIOTRACEMAKEWOR... 230,967
News Barack Obama, our next President (Nov '08) 37 min UIDIOTRACEMAKEWOR... 1,457,903
last post wins! (Dec '10) 3 hr They cannot kill ... 2,751
News Once slow-moving threat, global warming speeds ... (Dec '08) 5 hr Moans6157 62,300
Four letter word game (Dec '11) 5 hr honeymylove 2,273
{keep A word drop A word} (Oct '11) 6 hr Doug77 9,840
Topix Chitown Regulars (Aug '09) 7 hr Go Blue Forever 104,505

Chicago Jobs

More from around the web

Personal Finance

Chicago Mortgages