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#8787 Jan 21, 2011
_Elmer Fudd wrote:
This byatch is a walking ad for sterilization.
Start a pay pal account. I will contribute

“Really? Says Who?”

Since: Apr 10

Who Cares What You Think!

#8788 Jan 22, 2011
PEllen wrote:
<quoted text> Start a pay pal account. I will contribute
LOL!

“...,to wit”

Since: Jun 09

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#8789 Jan 25, 2011
Follow up from Chicago Tribune
Woman accused of cop assault with sex toy says she acted in self-defense
By Megan Craig TribLocal reporter Today at 1:56 p.m.


Carolee Bildsten, the woman accused of attacking a Gurnee police officer with a sex toy after running out on a bill at Joe's Crab Shack, stands in front of the restaurant recently.(Megan Craig, Tribune)

The woman accused of attacking a Gurnee police officer with a sex toy said she was acting in self-defense.

Carolee Bildsten, 57, was arrested in November after police said she raised a “clear, rigid feminine pleasure device” over her head and went at the officer.

“I got a little bit afraid,” she said during an interview Tuesday.“I got scared. And the only thing in my sock drawer besides my socks and my cash was a dildo.”

The officer was not injured, said Gurnee Police Cmdr. Jay Patrick.

And that’s because he wasn’t attacked, Bildsten contends.

Bildsten said she was lonely and hungry on Nov. 9, the day she went to Joe’s Crab Shack on Route 132. She ordered a glass of wine, and dinner. And then another glass of wine.

At the end of the meal, Bildsten said she reached into her pocket to grab her credit card – she’d walked to Joe’s and “wanted to travel light” without a purse – only to find it wasn’t there.

“I sheepishly told the bartender that I didn’t have any money with me but that I lived nearby, so I was going to run home and get money,” she said.

Bildsten went outside and waited for a taxi, but when the taxi didn’t show, she decided to walk, she said, despite having a broken foot at the time.

She got to about Great America, tripped over something, and fell down – which is where a police report indicated the officer involved in the incident found Bildsten lying in the grass.

“Partly, I was intoxicated, so that had something to do with it,” she said.“But I also had a broken foot, so I wasn’t walking real well.”

The officer told her to pay her Crab Shack bill or risk arrest, at which point he was “kind enough to take me home,” Bildsten said.

Once in the apartment on David Court, Bildsten went to her bedroom to get cash out of a sock drawer, she said.

“I’m counting my cash to make sure I take out enough, and the officer walks into my bedroom and startles me,” Bildsten said, adding that she had recently read an article about a Gurnee police officer who was convicted of sexual assault, which made her nervous.

“I don’t know, it was just this male police officer and me in the apartment, and he startled me,” she said.

Bildsten said she never attacked the officer with the sex toy. She just “instinctively raised it up in a defensive move.”

The officer walked over to her, grabbed her arm, and the toy fell to the ground. The officer then arrested Bildsten.

Bildsten said she intends to plead not guilty at a court hearing sheduled for Thursday at the Lake County courthouse in Waukegan.

“I did not assault him. I’m not guilty of that,” she said.“I simply was defending myself.”

Patrick said he couldn’t comment on the case, which is pending in court.

An avid golfer and fan of thoroughbred horseracing, Bildsten holds a degree from the University of Wisconsin. She spent much of her career as a dietician, then opened an ice cream shop near Lake Forest. She’s currently unemployed, and lives with her dog, a German shorthair pointer.

Bildsten is also an active member of Alcoholics Anonymous, she said.

“I’m working on improving my life to avoid any further police encounters,” she said.

Because she didn’t intend to dine-and-ditch at Joe’s Crab Shack, Bildsten said she sent a money order the next day to cover her bill. She said it was the first time she’d eaten at the restaurant in years, and a report that she had recently run out on a bill there was incorrect.

She called the whole incident humiliating.

“It made sense at the time....”

Since: May 09

Des Plaines, IL

#8790 Jan 25, 2011
not that i'm much of a journalist, but WTF does the paragraph on her hobbies & education jhave to do with anything...? as Mrs. B, my 6th grade teacher, used to say, did you ride the bus or bring your lunch?(She was short, even to us 6th graders, nad probably as round as she was tall... she retired at the end of that year...)

“What's the point?”

Since: Apr 08

Buffalo Grove, IL

#8791 Feb 25, 2011
What's the buzz?

“The two baby belly, please!”

Since: Sep 09

Evanston IL

#8792 May 4, 2011
OK, I have to brag about something and this is the only place I can do it!

My husband really perfers head to tail, so I've been trying lately to give him more of that. Sunday night must have been particularlly good for him in this regard because he told me that he almost blacked out.

I thanked him and was glad my hard work was appreciated, but really, it's not like I can tell my work friends about it. He said "well, of course not! Just tell your imaginary friends."

Since: Aug 08

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#8793 May 4, 2011
squishymama wrote:
OK, I have to brag about something and this is the only place I can do it!
My husband really perfers head to tail, so I've been trying lately to give him more of that. Sunday night must have been particularlly good for him in this regard because he told me that he almost blacked out.
I thanked him and was glad my hard work was appreciated, but really, it's not like I can tell my work friends about it. He said "well, of course not! Just tell your imaginary friends."
Are you sure it wasn't the dog leash around his neck that made him almost pass out? ;p

“The two baby belly, please!”

Since: Sep 09

Evanston IL

#8794 May 4, 2011
Sublime1 wrote:
<quoted text>
Are you sure it wasn't the dog leash around his neck that made him almost pass out? ;p
Nope, smartypants. It was all ME!

Since: Aug 08

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#8795 May 4, 2011
squishymama wrote:
<quoted text>
Nope, smartypants. It was all ME!
Well, good job (pun intended), then.
alicia banks

United States

#8796 May 7, 2011

“Really? Says Who?”

Since: Apr 10

Who Cares What You Think!

#8797 Jun 3, 2011
Guess this thread is done for. Good riddance.
PEllen

Chicago, IL

#8798 Sep 18, 2012
Kittens grow up to be Cats

Toj

“Where is Everyone?”

Since: Jul 12

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#8800 Jun 7, 2013
Hmmm, the link worked.

“...,to wit”

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#8801 Jun 7, 2013
meow

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#8802 Jun 7, 2013
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty

Since: Jan 13

I ain't Misbehavin'

#8803 Jan 3, 2016
Sublime1 wrote:
For her: Whereas, I kinda just grabbed the bull by the horns and took control of the situation, and just got down to business, it turns out both he and my wife are pretty shy (I know my wife is, but the way this guy talked, I would thought he would not have been).
So, they chatted, for about 1.5 hours before they got comfortable enough to do anything. He talked a lot about his wife, how they met, and this and that. In fact, I was on my way back and they had not even started.
It turns out, he was kinda rough with her during the petting phase and she did not like that. During the act, she also had to tell him there is a difference between hard and rough (she likes it hard during the act, but not rough) Then the dude had absolutely no stamina. He wanted to go right away and my wife takes some time to get going. He ended up losing his hardon like 15 minutes into the act, and couldn't get it up, lol.
So, I come home and they are still in the bedroom and I figure, well, I'll let them finish up. My wife hears me come home and comes up to the guest bedroom and tells me what is going on and that he doesn't work. She is begging me to come down and finish her off. As we are chatting he comes out fully dressed and apologizes. Says, it is basically a lost cause, and leaves in shame, lol.
So, my wife and I take a shower together, and right after banging his chick, I now have to take care of my girl, which I did (it was about 12:30 in the morning). We did it again at 5:00 AM too. So, I ended up having to do both our jobs on the ladies.
We chatted with them the next night. Turns out, his chick got mad that they took so long and thought they were having sex the whole time, which they weren't. He got in big trouble, actually. They said they are not sure if they are gonna do it again. He felt bad too because did kinda strike out in terms of performance, but I'm sure he tried his best. He said, he just wasn't experienced enough to know what to do with my girl. I think he felt pretty bad, which I can totally understand.
However, they said they wanted to chat again and we chatted with them last night. They want to see us again. She is not sure if he is going to be able to hook up with chicks again, but he likes her to hook up with guys. So, she said she wants to hook up with me again.:)
Anyway, my wife said, I'm free to hook up with any chicks that I want (including this chick again) so long as she approves and they are not all skanky (which I don't like anyway) but seeing as how her first experience was sorta bad, she's not sure if she wants to do it with another guy. She said, after being with this guy, she so appreciates my skills in the sack. She said she wants to think about it for awhile and is coming around a little bit more to the idea. She was kinda disappointed with the guy and the whole drama, thing tho. I cheered her up and made arrangements for us to go to Jamaica (excuse me while I light my spliff, spliff, oh lord I need to take a lift...(bob marley) next month for a week, just her and I.
So, right now we are just sorta taking it slow and seeing what happens. She may change her mind, she may not. I have a license to ill, tho.
Nothing has changed between us and our feelings have not changed. It was very non-emotional for me, and for her. As I told my wife before we did this, I've spanked it to countless of porn stars and I've never felt emotionally attached to any of them. It really wasn't all that different IMO. It is just sex.
"So, I come home and they are still in the bedroom and I figure, well, I'll let them finish up. My wife hears me come home and comes up to the guest bedroom and tells me what is going on and that he doesn't work. She is begging me to come down and finish her off. As we are chatting he comes out fully dressed and apologizes. Says, it is basically a lost cause, and leaves in shame, lol."

Where were your children during these shenanigans?

Since: Jan 13

I ain't Misbehavin'

#8804 Jan 3, 2016
PEllen wrote:
<quoted text> Start a pay pal account. I will contribute
What a bunch of bull shlt.
Crunchy Bacon

Woodridge, IL

#8806 Jan 3, 2016
Sublime1 wrote:
Don't wish to revisit the great gay debate round II (or is it III, going back to the gay roommate thread). For the record, my position is that if you are bi, you are still gay, even if you are bi and into girls. If you "engage in homosexual acts", yes, you are by definition a homosexual, even if you also engage in "heterosexual acts" and could be said to also be heterosexual, or bi.
Think of it this way, if I engage in football acts, i.e. by playing football, I am said to be a "football player". The fact that I may also engage in "baseball acts", i.e. by playing baseball, and am therefore a baseball player, does not negate or somehow destroy the fact that I am a football player.
Hmmmm, last week, well, we had a great time with them on Saturday. Didn't do anything tho. On Monday, after work, and after the kids went to bed, we did swap. I drove to their place, he drove to our place. How'd it go? It went very well for me and her, but not so well for my girl and him.
For me: I showed up, it was kinda late, so, she said how do you wanna do this. I said, well, we can take off our clothes. Boom, about 5 minutes after I walk in the door, we are petting each other. About 5 minutes after we start, I have her legs up on my shoulders and I'm just going to town on her. She rode topside too.
Now, before anything went down, he told me she was always very quiet during the act and I'd probably not be able to tell if and when she "went". Let me tell you I had her moaning like you would not believe (when I got back and told my wife, she is the one who was like wait a second didn't he say she was quiet, lol). I thought she was gonna wake her kids up. She went two or three times over like 20 minutes (which is cool for me, cause my wife is usually one and done) and when she had enough, she asked if I was ready to go. I was on top at the time, I grabbed her ass with both hands and went maybe like 30 seconds after she asked (it is sorta like flicking a switch for me, I can go anywhere from say like 1 minute into sex or for hours sometimes; just sorta depends on what the chick wants).
I asked her how it was, and she had a big smile on her face and said it was awesome and she gave me a big kiss (we kissed while in the act too). We kissed a little more and I was on my way. The whole dealio took maybe 40-45 minutes. I thought that was kinda quick because my girl is like the energizer bunny and likes marathons, but she said that her and her guy usually only have sex for 20 minutes.
Freaky!

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