“Really? Says Who?”

Since: Apr 10

Who Cares What You Think!

#8761 Oct 14, 2010
Heather wrote:
<quoted text>And a decent tip as well. Offering to "fook" us just doesn't get it!
Nice, now Fairyman is a transgender as well.
Heather

Addison, IL

#8762 Oct 14, 2010
Sublime1 wrote:
<quoted text>
That is some nice revisionist history you have goin' on Heather, cause I distinctly remember you saying you wanted the tip immediately followed by the shaft.
Thanks for being brief.

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#8763 Oct 14, 2010
Heather wrote:
<quoted text>Thanks for being brief.
F U Heather. That was an aberration. I usually last 10 times longer and sometimes for as long as five minutes.

“Really? Says Who?”

Since: Apr 10

Who Cares What You Think!

#8764 Oct 14, 2010
Sublime1 wrote:
<quoted text>
F U Heather. That was an aberration. I usually last 10 times longer and sometimes for as long as five minutes.
Why R U talking to Fairyman that way Sub? I thought you and he had a bromance?

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#8765 Oct 14, 2010
_Elmer Fudd wrote:
<quoted text>
Why R U talking to Fairyman that way Sub? I thought you and he had a bromance?
Chyeah, right.

I know he likes to be treated like a b1tch, and I'm just feelin' nice today for some reason.

“Waiting for something good!”

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#8766 Oct 16, 2010
Sublime1 wrote:
<quoted text>
F U Heather. That was an aberration. I usually last 10 times longer and sometimes for as long as five minutes.
Heheheheh.
It's too late.'Heather' has put 'it' in print....
<snicker>

“Merry Holidays!”

Since: Mar 08

Location hidden

#8767 Nov 8, 2010
It's been a while since anyone's been in here. Came across this. I thought it was funny and so true. Ladies?

Since: Jun 09

Madison, WI

#8768 Nov 8, 2010
Terri at home wrote:
It's been a while since anyone's been in here. Came across this. I thought it was funny and so true. Ladies?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =udvo7rYs6AIXX
A video link posted in the Kittens thread? I don't think so. At least not at work.

“...,to wit”

Since: Jun 09

Location hidden

#8769 Nov 8, 2010
Like I said to th cat, as long as you brought it up...

The Groupon Guide to: Naming Your Pets
The surest way to establish an emotional bond with an animal and rapidly domesticate it is to change its name. However, one must be tactful, because many animals consider themselves nobility and were perhaps surgeons, Parliament members in their forest kingdoms, Egyptian royalty, and/or Golden-Age baseball greats in their former lives. Use this handy Groupon Guide to select a name that will ensure love and loyalty from your new pet:

•Dogs: Appropriate names include Dutch, Scooter, and Nickelodeon's Are You Afraid of the Bark?
•Cats: Appropriate names include Yawny, Get Off of That, and Free to Good Home.
•Half-Dog Half-Cat Hybrids: Appropriate names include Howie and Why-ie.
•Male Mallard Duck Wearing Tiny Deerstalker Cap and Monocle: The most appropriate name is Professor Cornelius Whippersnout the III, but the only appropriate means of addressing him is "M'lord."
•Human Beings: Baby humans do not need to be named in infancy, because they are typically assigned a name on their first day of school, based on expected level of popularity.

“...,to wit”

Since: Jun 09

Location hidden

#8770 Nov 8, 2010
Terri at home wrote:
It's been a while since anyone's been in here. Came across this. I thought it was funny and so true. Ladies?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =udvo7rYs6AIXX
I can't even make it 24 hours . These days everyone will assume its bedbugs

“The two baby belly, please!”

Since: Sep 09

Evanston IL

#8773 Dec 20, 2010
Saturday night, after running around with the kids all day, they fell asleep early. So I tried to engage my husband in some hanky panky, only to discover he was out of condoms. Yes, I know, there are other ways, but believe it or not, he seems to prefer it. He was so fanantical about using them before we were married that it's just sorta how he rolls!

So we got some at Target yesterday and he kept making comments about how I better be ready for tonight, yada yada. And again, miracle of miracles the kids feel asleep early, so we were in luck. Took a quick shower, put on some dress up clothes and he was right, I needed to be ready.

I'm not real good at writing about the sexy stuff, but let's just say that after twice last night and once this morning, mama's walking on wibbly legs. I can't believe how much they hurt! But it's not like I can walk around all day whining about my legs to my coworkers.
"What happened, squishy?"
"Oh, I f*cked my husband so good last night I can't walk right."
"Oh, that's nice..." <walks straight to HR>

Yeah, not happening. So I'm telling my imaginary friends who *like* to hear about this stuff.
:D

“...,to wit”

Since: Jun 09

Location hidden

#8774 Dec 20, 2010
Somehow I don't think of Target or Walmart when I think of condoms, but I suppose...

“The two baby belly, please!”

Since: Sep 09

Evanston IL

#8775 Dec 21, 2010
PEllen wrote:
Somehow I don't think of Target or Walmart when I think of condoms, but I suppose...
Well, we just happned to be there, and one thing lead to another...

Since: Jun 09

Location hidden

#8776 Dec 21, 2010
PEllen wrote:
Somehow I don't think of Target or Walmart when I think of condoms, but I suppose...
Wal-Mart carries the large size. I'm just saying.
Crunchy Bacon

North Chicago, IL

#8778 Dec 30, 2010
PEllen wrote:
<quoted text>
Here is a follow up article.
http://triblocal.com/gurnee/2010/12/29/update...
Take a look at the lawyers name. I couldn't make this stuff up.
As I think about it, this is Crunchy Bacon's neighborhood. I wonder what the rest of the , um, ladies on the cul de sac look like
Hey now, I don't live any where near Gurnee.

I do make it to Great America a few times a year though.

“...,to wit”

Since: Jun 09

Location hidden

#8779 Jan 4, 2011
This just off the presses:
Bloomington IL employer forbids men's underwear

http://chicagobreakingbusiness.com/2011/01/st...

This could lead to the rise , so to speak, of the sans-culottes.

“Joy is the shadow cast by pain”

Since: Dec 08

Twin Cities, MN

#8780 Jan 13, 2011
Wait, they're not forbidding underwear, they're forbidding shorts. Pants with the legs cut off.

“...,to wit”

Since: Jun 09

Location hidden

#8781 Jan 13, 2011
AngelaMN wrote:
Wait, they're not forbidding underwear, they're forbidding shorts. Pants with the legs cut off.
It took you a month to figure that out?

“...,to wit”

Since: Jun 09

Location hidden

#8782 Jan 21, 2011
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/201...

This is a video from CNN with excerpts from TMZ about Octomom Nadya Suleiman showing part of a fetish video she made. She is in a leather bustier with a whip and she is?playing? with a grown man in a bonnet and diaper.

There are no body parts shown but I would wait for break time if you open it at work.

The CNN reporter is focusing on how desperate she is.

I am curious to hear Moon's take on the video stuff.

Sad. Just sad.

“I Am Mine”

Since: Dec 08

Location hidden

#8783 Jan 21, 2011
PEllen wrote:
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/vid eo/bestoftv/2011/01/20/exp.sbt .octomom.fetish.photos.hln?hpt =C2
This is a video from CNN with excerpts from TMZ about Octomom Nadya Suleiman showing part of a fetish video she made. She is in a leather bustier with a whip and she is?playing? with a grown man in a bonnet and diaper.
There are no body parts shown but I would wait for break time if you open it at work.
The CNN reporter is focusing on how desperate she is.
I am curious to hear Moon's take on the video stuff.
Sad. Just sad.
Sad? She's got, what, 14 kids with no daddy? She needs some cash flow. I'm happy she's found a way to bring home the bacon without dipping into my pocket for it. She's not doing porn(ie: no sex) and she's providing for her and her kids. I say thumbs up.

Tell me when this thread is updated:

Subscribe Now Add to my Tracker

Add your comments below

Characters left: 4000

Please note by submitting this form you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Service and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator. Send us your feedback.

Chicago Discussions

Title Updated Last By Comments
Once slow-moving threat, global warming speeds ... (Dec '08) 8 min grave digger 47,501
Ill. House Approves Legalizing Same-Sex Civil U... (Dec '10) 17 min KiMare 50,639
Barack Obama, our next President (Nov '08) 21 min woodtick57 1,126,990
BARACK OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE: Suit contesting... (Jan '09) 26 min jacques Ottawa 179,418
Abby 10-23-14 2 hr pde 10
Israeli troops begin Gaza pullout as Hamas decl... (Jan '09) 3 hr Yumpin Yimminy 68,664
Amy 10-24 3 hr edogxxx 11
Abby 10-24 4 hr edogxxx 23
Chicago Dating
Find my Match

Chicago Jobs

Chicago People Search

Addresses and phone numbers for FREE

Chicago News, Events & Info

Click for news, events and info in Chicago

Personal Finance

Mortgages [ See current mortgage rates ]