Can I Marry My German Shepard?

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Humboldt, TN

#1 Mar 9, 2013
Since we now live in an "anything goes" society, why not?

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#3 Mar 13, 2013
Haha, good luck with that.

“...,to wit”

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#4 Mar 13, 2013
question wrote:
Since we now live in an "anything goes" society, why not?
Only if she is not already married to the son of another lady dog ( the moderator did not like my pun-- s*o*b)
The Incredibile Flounder

Orange City, FL

#5 Mar 14, 2013
She's a real dog

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#6 Mar 14, 2013
question wrote:
Since we now live in an "anything goes" society, why not?
Is your German shepherd an adult with the legal ability to make contractual agreements?

Didn't think so.

Your stupidity, it burns!!!

El stupido!

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#7 Mar 14, 2013
Oh, by the way, it's "shepherd" not "shepard."

AGain, that stupidity thing I mentioned....

“reign in blood”

Since: May 09

Wilmington, IL

#8 Mar 14, 2013
RedheadwGlasses wrote:
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Is your German shepherd an adult with the legal ability to make contractual agreements?
All we need to do is pass a law that allows dogs to enter into a legal contract. Problem solved.
Deputy Dog

Orange City, FL

#9 Mar 14, 2013
Woof!

“reign in blood”

Since: May 09

Wilmington, IL

#10 Mar 14, 2013
Deputy Dog wrote:
Woof!
Hey, could two dogs marry each other!? Whadda you say, Deputy? We ain't getting any younger!

“...,to wit”

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#11 Mar 14, 2013
Deputy Dog wrote:
Woof!
OMG
I can hardly belive it
(What was #3?)

“The two baby belly, please!”

Since: Sep 09

Evanston IL

#12 Mar 14, 2013
PEllen wrote:
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OMG
I can hardly belive it
(What was #3?)
What is the world coming to?
Deputy Dog

Orange City, FL

#13 Mar 15, 2013
edogxxx wrote:
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Hey, could two dogs marry each other!? Whadda you say, Deputy? We ain't getting any younger!
LW1: Holy Old Yeller!

LW2: OMG - It's not just your God, it's everyone's God.

LW3: What is this kennel coming too?

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