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“...,to wit”

Since: Jun 09

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#99866 Aug 15, 2014
RACE wrote:
Do you guys get the commercials on the side bars for offbeat?
If you do, click the one for how to open a beer with a banana, it's amazing. If you dont, here's the link.
http://offbeat.topix.com/story/13589
Waste of a good banana, ya think?

Toj

“Where is Everyone?”

Since: Jul 12

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#99867 Aug 15, 2014
PEllen wrote:
<quoted text>
Waste of a good banana, ya think?
You could probably open your wine bottles the same way, I would think.

“reign in blood”

Since: May 09

Braidwood, IL

#99868 Aug 15, 2014
PEllen wrote:
<quoted text>
Waste of a good banana, ya think?
Banana hell, waste of a good beer!
Chithead

Dallas, TX

#99869 Aug 15, 2014
I love a Chitown Irregular to clog a public toilet up.

“reign in blood”

Since: May 09

Braidwood, IL

#99870 Aug 16, 2014

“...,to wit”

Since: Jun 09

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#99871 Aug 16, 2014
edogxxx wrote:
I double posted the columns. Use Edogs links.

(You were up early for a Saturday, Dog. I didn't look far enough down the list)

“reign in blood”

Since: May 09

Braidwood, IL

#99872 Aug 16, 2014
crap crap CRAP!!
Accidentally had sex with the 19 yr old (we were both drunk)
Now it's gonna be harder to throw her out
What do I do??
Zap Brannigan

United States

#99873 Aug 16, 2014
1. Be thankful she's 19 and not 17. You are sure aren't you?

2. Since you were both drunk and probably didn't use a condom, pray she doesn't get pregnant. Just think how tough it will be to toss her out if you are her baby daddy.

3. Hope Chelly doesn't see your post. She may feel the need to fly up there and give you the crotch punch of all crotch punches.

4. Lastly, come up with a better explanation. So you tripped when you were drunk and your pecker "accidently" slipped into her? Yeah.
edogxxx wrote:
crap crap CRAP!!
Accidentally had sex with the 19 yr old (we were both drunk)
Now it's gonna be harder to throw her out
What do I do??

Since: Feb 08

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#99874 Aug 16, 2014
Hahaahahahahahahahahahhahahhah ahahahhhahahahahahahahahaha__( deep breath)
aahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah ahaaaahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Accidentally had sex??
Still laughing...

“reign in blood”

Since: May 09

Braidwood, IL

#99875 Aug 17, 2014

“...,to wit”

Since: Jun 09

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#99876 Aug 17, 2014
NWmoon wrote:
Hahaahahahahahahahahahhahahhah ahahahhhahahahahahahahahaha__( deep breath)
aahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah ahaaaahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Accidentally had sex??
Still laughing...
Sometimes its really hard to tell

“reign in blood”

Since: May 09

Braidwood, IL

#99877 Aug 18, 2014

“Where is Tonka?”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#99878 Aug 18, 2014
One protester, Keshonda James, 35, was driving away from police when a canister of tear gas shattered her windshield.

Do people even bother to think before they say this stuff?

“...,to wit”

Since: Jun 09

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#99879 Aug 18, 2014
RACE wrote:
One protester, Keshonda James, 35, was driving away from police when a canister of tear gas shattered her windshield.
Do people even bother to think before they say this stuff?
Are you referring to the reporter who said her windshield was broken as she was driving away or Keisha James?

Toj

“Where is Everyone?”

Since: Jul 12

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#99880 Aug 18, 2014
Race -- something you might want (seriously).

http://www.amazon.com/Pack-Beer-Chiller-witho...
Zap Brannigan

United States

#99881 Aug 18, 2014
So Edog, any consequences from your "accident" yet?

“Where is Tonka?”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#99882 Aug 18, 2014
I was unaware the reporter "said" anything.
PEllen wrote:
<quoted text>
Are you referring to the reporter who said her windshield was broken as she was driving away or Keisha James?

“Where is Tonka?”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#99883 Aug 18, 2014
Looks nice, but I am guessing that each stick will only chill one beer, so if you have a 6pack of warm beers, you are still drinking 4 of them warm. And chill if freezer 4hrs before using? seems like a long time. But nice idea. My daughter gave me a beer mug with the double walls that has liquid inside. Freeze the whole cup.(she also gave me a homer simpson beer mug)
Toj wrote:
Race -- something you might want (seriously).
http://www.amazon.com/Pack-Beer-Chiller-witho...

“Where is Tonka?”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#99884 Aug 18, 2014
OIC what you meant. This is what happens when you take a quote out of context.
PEllen wrote:
<quoted text>
Are you referring to the reporter who said her windshield was broken as she was driving away or Keisha James?

“reign in blood”

Since: May 09

Garden City, MI

#99885 Aug 18, 2014
Zap Brannigan wrote:
So Edog, any consequences from your "accident" yet?
Nah, we're acting like it never happened, seems to be working. At least now it seems to have cleared up any sexual tension between us

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