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John Lofton

Budapest, Hungary

#99826 Aug 8, 2014
RACE wrote:
Ice cubes in your wine reduces your hangover. I do it with the cheap everyday wine that I don't bother to decant.
Sadly, that explains a lot. Why not Two Buck Chuck Slurpees?

“Where is Tonka?”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#99827 Aug 8, 2014
1 I dont like mad dog 20/20
2 Slurpee ice headache's

Now go look in the mirror to learn the definition of "Sad"

cheers!
John Lofton wrote:
<quoted text>Sadly, that explains a lot. Why not Two Buck Chuck Slurpees?

Since: Aug 08

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#99828 Aug 8, 2014
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says,“I did some schoolwork.” The robot slaps the son. The son says,“Okay, okay. I was at a friend’s house watching movies.” The father asks, What movie did you watch?” The son says,“Toy Story.” The robot slaps the son, again. The son says, okay, okay, we were watching porn.” The father says,“What? At your age I didn’t even know what porn was.” The robot slaps the father. The mother starts laughing and says,“Well, he certainly is your son.” The robot slap the mother.

“reign in blood”

Since: May 09

Braidwood, IL

#99829 Aug 8, 2014
Stina2 wrote:
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Thank you!!!!
I didn't get a notification on facebook, did you unfriend me again?

“reign in blood”

Since: May 09

Braidwood, IL

#99830 Aug 8, 2014
Sublime1 wrote:
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says,“I did some schoolwork.” The robot slaps the son. The son says,“Okay, okay. I was at a friend’s house watching movies.” The father asks, What movie did you watch?” The son says,“Toy Story.” The robot slaps the son, again. The son says, okay, okay, we were watching porn.” The father says,“What? At your age I didn’t even know what porn was.” The robot slaps the father. The mother starts laughing and says,“Well, he certainly is your son.” The robot slap the mother.
Not bad

Since: Mar 09

West Palm Beach, FL

#99831 Aug 8, 2014
RACE wrote:
Ice cubes in your wine reduces your hangover. I do it with the cheap everyday wine that I don't bother to decant.
Or you can leave the wine untainted and just drink water with it.
:)

“...,to wit”

Since: Jun 09

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#99832 Aug 9, 2014

“I Am Mine”

Since: Dec 08

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#99833 Aug 9, 2014
j_m_w wrote:
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Or you can leave the wine untainted and just drink water with it.
:)
Heh, heh. She said taint.

“Where is Tonka?”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#99834 Aug 9, 2014
What Tonka said, and I cant keep track of that many glasses.
j_m_w wrote:
<quoted text>
Or you can leave the wine untainted and just drink water with it.
:)
Windy

Czech Republic

#99835 Aug 11, 2014
Where is everyone?

“reign in blood”

Since: May 09

Braidwood, IL

#99836 Aug 11, 2014

Toj

“Where is Everyone?”

Since: Jul 12

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#99837 Aug 11, 2014
RACE wrote:
What Tonka said, and I cant keep track of that many glasses.
<quoted text>
I would think later in the night it would increase your chances of picking up a glass (seeing double/blurred).:D

Since: Jun 09

Saint Petersburg, FL

#99838 Aug 11, 2014
edogxxx wrote:
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I didn't get a notification on facebook, did you unfriend me again?
I didn't! I promise!

“Where is Tonka?”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#99839 Aug 11, 2014
Yeah, but if I keep picking up the water one, I will drink myself sober.
Toj wrote:
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I would think later in the night it would increase your chances of picking up a glass (seeing double/blurred).:D

Toj

“Where is Everyone?”

Since: Jul 12

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#99840 Aug 11, 2014
RACE wrote:
Yeah, but if I keep picking up the water one, I will drink myself sober.
<quoted text>
Well, we can't have that!

“reign in blood”

Since: May 09

Braidwood, IL

#99841 Aug 12, 2014

Toj

“Where is Everyone?”

Since: Jul 12

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#99842 Aug 12, 2014
Thanks edog for posting. It is extremely sad that Robin Williams has died. I believe his bipolar got him. So sad.

I hope this can bring mental illness out of the dark ages and into treating it as the disease it is. More funding and information from patients without character being marred is needed.

“I Am Mine”

Since: Dec 08

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#99843 Aug 12, 2014
Toj wrote:
Thanks edog for posting. It is extremely sad that Robin Williams has died. I believe his bipolar got him. So sad.
I hope this can bring mental illness out of the dark ages and into treating it as the disease it is. More funding and information from patients without character being marred is needed.
Just wondering how many considered him a great comedian. As an actor, I enjoyed a number of his movies, but never understood what people saw in him as a comedian. I never thought he was very funny.

Toj

“Where is Everyone?”

Since: Jul 12

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#99844 Aug 12, 2014
Mister Tonka wrote:
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Just wondering how many considered him a great comedian. As an actor, I enjoyed a number of his movies, but never understood what people saw in him as a comedian. I never thought he was very funny.
I think he was hilarious.

“reign in blood”

Since: May 09

Detroit, MI

#99845 Aug 12, 2014
Toj wrote:
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I think he was hilarious.
Agreed

And yeah, with all his fame and fortune, and he still succumbed to depression, showes how powerful that disease can be

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