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“I looked, and behold,”

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#97673 Apr 10, 2014
j_m_w wrote:
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Instructional sex videos exist? Must. Not. Google.
Yeah, they do. My gosh, maybe 10 years ago, we ordered something one time from an adult place on the web ... and got a free dvd. The free DVD was called something like "sex for beginners." We never watched it and it got misplaced.

Then, a few years later, we were moving and some friends of mine where helping my wife (I had already relocated and started my job) with the moving company. As the dresser was removed from our bedroom, there it was, on the floor, behind the dresser, for EVERYONE TO SEE.

Yup, it's true ... the lamest adult video ever and my friends saw it.

My wife told me and we laughed our butts off ... we still do. They probably thought we were complete idiots and had to watch a video to figure out how to have sex.

“reign in blood”

Since: May 09

Braidwood, IL

#97674 Apr 10, 2014
Toj wrote:
Steve Colbert will be taking Letterman's place once he retires. I would not have thought of him -- but I think he's a good choice.
Are you kidding? He's not even funny. And he's gonna have to tone down his liberal rhetoric because the audience will be much bigger than those who tune in to "Colbert Report."

I predict he'll fall flat on his face

“reign in blood”

Since: May 09

Braidwood, IL

#97675 Apr 10, 2014
j_m_w wrote:
Instructional sex videos exist? Must. Not. Google.
They have for a long time, didn't you ever take sex-ed?
Ultimate Warrior

United States

#97676 Apr 10, 2014
edogxxx wrote:
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What does a man's position on traditional marriage have to do with the enjoyability of his chicken?
Same old dumb little doggy. Can't answer a simple direct question.

“reign in blood”

Since: May 09

Braidwood, IL

#97677 Apr 10, 2014
Well, not that they SHOW you those videos in sex-ed. Check out the self-help section next time you're in the local bookstore. You might be surprised

“reign in blood”

Since: May 09

Braidwood, IL

#97678 Apr 10, 2014
j_m_w wrote:
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That reminds me of my friend's Facebook post last night.
"Guy serving me at Chik Fil A was gay. Such good chicken."
My friend who posted this is gay, LOVES Chik Fil A, and has supported them through the drama.
And kudos to your friend. If more gay people behaved THIS way, instead of boycotting, filing law-suits, and DEMAND they get their way, AND quit comparing their plight to blacks, and stopped with their hatred and name-calling, more people might be more sympathetic to them

“reign in blood”

Since: May 09

Braidwood, IL

#97680 Apr 10, 2014
Ultimate Warrior wrote:
Same old dumb little doggy. Can't answer a simple direct question.
Neither can you, apparently.

Oh, and that WAS my answer, genius

(ah, dammit, I broke my own rule and talked to it. Now it's gonna wanna keep responding and trying to insult me)

“reign in blood”

Since: May 09

Braidwood, IL

#97681 Apr 10, 2014
Maybe I'm giving the troll too much credit, I need to remind myself they're not very bright

Here's the meaning behind my response: you probably find it completely acceptable to boycott someone who doesn't share your beliefs,(i.e. Chick fil a in this case) but then you're gonna question me on MY boycott of someone who has a stance that opposes mine (King).

Hypocrite much?
Ultimate Warrior

United States

#97682 Apr 10, 2014
edogxxx wrote:
Maybe I'm giving the troll too much credit, I need to remind myself they're not very bright
Here's the meaning behind my response: you probably find it completely acceptable to boycott someone who doesn't share your beliefs,(i.e. Chick fil a in this case) but then you're gonna question me on MY boycott of someone who has a stance that opposes mine (King).
Hypocrite much?
That was a very nice job of completely fabricating the position of someone you don't know so you can respond to a question with an accusation.

I would not boycott someone for simply having a different belief system than I unless it involved some evil intent. I would boycott someone who is overtly racist. Or who is proven to be a pedophile. Things like that. I would not boycott someone simply because they disagreed with me on gun control or abortion or which god to worship or whether or not global warming is real. Their positions on those issues are not overtly evil or mean-spirited. I am going to guess that many people you currently favor have opinions that differ from yours. You just don't know it.

What would you do with a gun rights advocate who believed in global warming?

“reign in blood”

Since: May 09

Braidwood, IL

#97683 Apr 10, 2014
Ultimate Warrior wrote:
That was a very nice job of completely fabricating the position of someone you don't know so you can respond to a question with an accusation.
Thanks!
Ultimate Warrior wrote:
I would not boycott someone for simply having a different belief system than I unless it involved some evil intent. I would boycott someone who is overtly racist. Or who is proven to be a pedophile. Things like that. I would not boycott someone simply because they disagreed with me on gun control or abortion or which god to worship or whether or not global warming is real. Their positions on those issues are not overtly evil or mean-spirited.
But would you boycott chick fil a? You didn't even go there. I would boycott a restaurant who had a cook as a convicted murderer (a discussion we actually had) regardless of how good their pork-fritters were
Ultimate Warrior wrote:
I am going to guess that many people you currently favor have opinions that differ from yours. You just don't know it.
Don't presume to know what I do or do not know. I have a few liberal friends. I am friends with them because we enjoy each other's company, regardless of where we stand on social issues. I have a gay niece who is getting gay-married this year. She is still my niece and I still love her, even though I oppose re-writing the definition of marriage. I do not support politicians who do not agree with my political views. Republican senator Mark Kirk is the first to pop into mind
Ultimate Warrior wrote:
What would you do with a gun rights advocate who believed in global warming?
Many liberals believe in gun rights, anymore I don't think it's about their personal beliefs, they just realize it's a fight they cannot win. If it's a friend of mine, I really don't care what they believe in as long as we get along. If it's a politician I'm voting for, there are other issues that concern me than just those two, I'd have to look at those before making a decision.

“Your life is what you make it.”

Since: Aug 13

Location hidden

#97684 Apr 10, 2014
RACE wrote:
Not to overstate the obvious, but the climate has been changing for millennia. I believe it's changed in the past, and I believe it will change in the future. I just dont believe man is creating that change. Sure we are helping it, but so is every other living thing on the planet. I also believe that someday the sun will supernova and fry this planet like a bug under a magnifying glass. I am not going to worry about either one of these things, since we as a race are powerless to prevent either one from happening.
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Interesting view. Makes sense. I tend to agree to a point. I believe we are changing the planet to a degree, however not as much as some would have you believe. Of course then again, I'm pretty sure me and a couple of friends of mine from high school, may be somewhat responsible for a small hole in the ozone, from all the Aqua Net hair spray, back in the late 80's....

“I Am Mine”

Since: Dec 08

Location hidden

#97687 Apr 10, 2014
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/what-level-g...

300 questions to see how much of a geek you are.

This is who I ranked as...

http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/2014-04/tmp/...

“I looked, and behold,”

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#97688 Apr 10, 2014
Mister Tonka wrote:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesom er/what-level-geek-are-you

300 questions to see how much of a geek you are.

This is who I ranked as...

http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/2014-04/tmp/...
It didn't tell me who I ranked as. It showed a picture of the Big Bang theory peeps. I got 37 out of 300 and it said:

"You’ve definitely got some nerdy tendencies, but you’re not really a *true* geek quite yet. Aspire to geekiness, and a geek you shall become."

That's funny cause I have said the same thing about myself. I'm not a total nerd, but I have some nerd tendencies. I can speak geek.

One of the questions should have asked if you post online, followed up by have you posted online over 25,000 comments.

“I Am Mine”

Since: Dec 08

Location hidden

#97689 Apr 10, 2014
Sublime1 wrote:
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It didn't tell me who I ranked as. It showed a picture of the Big Bang theory peeps. I got 37 out of 300 and it said:
"You’ve definitely got some nerdy tendencies, but you’re not really a *true* geek quite yet. Aspire to geekiness, and a geek you shall become."
That's funny cause I have said the same thing about myself. I'm not a total nerd, but I have some nerd tendencies. I can speak geek.
One of the questions should have asked if you post online, followed up by have you posted online over 25,000 comments.
That link was on a former co-worker's facebook. He got 189 out of 300. I got 15. For most of the list I was like WTF is this jibba jabba?!?

Some of the crap I got should no even count. I own and old Atari, original Nintendo. Woo hoo. Me and half the kids that grew up in that era.

Seen all the Star Wars movie. Same thing.

“reign in blood”

Since: May 09

Braidwood, IL

#97690 Apr 11, 2014

“What's it to ya?”

Since: Mar 09

Location hidden

#97691 Apr 11, 2014
edogxxx wrote:
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Thanks!
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But would you boycott chick fil a? You didn't even go there. I would boycott a restaurant who had a cook as a convicted murderer (a discussion we actually had) regardless of how good their pork-fritters were
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Don't presume to know what I do or do not know. I have a few liberal friends. I am friends with them because we enjoy each other's company, regardless of where we stand on social issues. I have a gay niece who is getting gay-married this year. She is still my niece and I still love her, even though I oppose re-writing the definition of marriage. I do not support politicians who do not agree with my political views. Republican senator Mark Kirk is the first to pop into mind
<quoted text>
Many liberals believe in gun rights, anymore I don't think it's about their personal beliefs, they just realize it's a fight they cannot win. If it's a friend of mine, I really don't care what they believe in as long as we get along. If it's a politician I'm voting for, there are other issues that concern me than just those two, I'd have to look at those before making a decision.
Whoa whoa whoa... This is a well stated, articulate, non-nut job response. Who are you and what did you do with Edog?

“Checks and Balances”

Since: Apr 13

Location hidden

#97692 Apr 11, 2014
Mister Tonka wrote:
<quoted text>That link was on a former co-worker's facebook. He got 189 out of 300. I got 15. For most of the list I was like WTF is this jibba jabba?!?

Some of the crap I got should no even count. I own and old Atari, original Nintendo. Woo hoo. Me and half the kids that grew up in that era.

Seen all the Star Wars movie. Same thing.
I got 30. I tend to surround myself with geeks, while not actually being one myself. I recognized everything they were asking about.

Don't know why I am surprised that you only got 15.

“I looked, and behold,”

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#97694 Apr 11, 2014
Mister Tonka wrote:
<quoted text> That link was on a former co-worker's facebook. He got 189 out of 300. I got 15. For most of the list I was like WTF is this jibba jabba?!?
Some of the crap I got should no even count. I own and old Atari, original Nintendo. Woo hoo. Me and half the kids that grew up in that era.
Seen all the Star Wars movie. Same thing.
Yes, I got points for the old gaming systems too. Almost all my points were computer or technology related. I still know dos. Have done emulation. Have changed hardware on computers. I don't program, but I know my stuff on the hardware side. I've overclocked both a CPU and GPU. 90% of my points, I racked up at the end.

“...,to wit”

Since: Jun 09

Location hidden

#97695 Apr 11, 2014
edogxxx wrote:
Well, not that they SHOW you those videos in sex-ed. Check out the self-help section next time you're in the local bookstore. You might be surprised
You would think this group never heard of ( or saw or owned ) Joy of Sex ( quaint these days- it was published in the 70's, pre-AIDS) or browsed that aisle at Borders when they were open or Barnes and Noble

Since: Mar 09

Hollywood, FL

#97696 Apr 11, 2014
Mister Tonka wrote:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesom er/what-level-geek-are-you
300 questions to see how much of a geek you are.
This is who I ranked as...
http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/2014-04/tmp/...
I got 8.

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