They had a signed trumpet from Herb Alpert on Pawn Stars not too long ago, if I remember correctly.<quoted text>
And play Herb Alpert on the... phonograph, like this?
(The album came out in 1965, so we Boomers have been there, done that, but anyway...)
Whipped cream never looked so good.
Okay, how about cheese, then. Everyone likes cheese!:p<quoted text>
FWIW, a woman I worked with tried this to greet her guy for Valentines Day in roughly 1982( was that the year of Miracle on Ice? About that time). Body temperature melts whipped cream so it doesn't stay on. DeeDee said she had to time it closely, soak in a cold bath to get her skin temp down and it was more fun in thought than execution. She also , um, embellished with chocolate shavings and a couple maraschino cherries.
But thanks for the thought
He might not be prince charming, P, but it could be worse. Instead of quietly listening to music, he could be the type of old man who follows around men nearly half his age on internet chat sites that have repeatedly tried to ban him. They call that livin' the retirement dream.