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Since: Aug 08

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#95207 Jan 7, 2014
Go Blue Forever wrote:
<quoted text> Beg your pardon?.....I was speaking of a senior on a fixed income....
You do know that old folks existed before tvs, right? I think we have much bigger fish to fry, as a society, than worrying about whether folks (old or not) can or cannot afford a $30 converter to watch a luxury, such as tv.

“Fort Kickass”

Since: Sep 09

Bloomington, IL

#95208 Jan 7, 2014
Sublime1 wrote:
<quoted text>You do know that old folks existed before tvs, right? I think we have much bigger fish to fry, as a society, than worrying about whether folks (old or not) can or cannot afford a $30 converter to watch a luxury, such as tv.
Yes. Like whether or not they can figure out how to use Netflix.

Since: Aug 08

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#95209 Jan 7, 2014
Matilda77 wrote:
<quoted text>
Yes. Like whether or not they can figure out how to use Netflix.
ROFLMAO

Since: Jan 10

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#95210 Jan 7, 2014
Nice avatar. Your wife is so pretty. And it seems that you two are as hot for each other today as you were six months into dating.
cheluzal

Plant City, FL

#95211 Jan 7, 2014
RACE wrote:
I have no cable or dish. Just an HD antenna, picks up about 20 stations and maybe 8 are in English. Get the major networks just fine, but no cable channels (of course). Dont miss it at all. When the Giants were not shown locally, I went to a bar down the road and watched them.
<quoted text>
That's what my dad did.
We never had cable growing up; parents, nor I have it still....

Some of my students actually think you MUST pay cable to get TV! Sad...

Since: Jan 10

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#95212 Jan 7, 2014
cheluzal wrote:
<quoted text>
That's what my dad did.
We never had cable growing up; parents, nor I have it still....
Some of my students actually think you MUST pay cable to get TV! Sad...
I have to pay for cable just to get reception of the major networks. Pisses me off. Converter box and rabbit ears (nice new ones) did not work,

Since: Aug 08

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#95213 Jan 7, 2014
RedheadwGlasses wrote:
Nice avatar. Your wife is so pretty. And it seems that you two are as hot for each other today as you were six months into dating.
Heh thanks. Yep, alls good.

“...,to wit”

Since: Jun 09

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#95214 Jan 7, 2014
Mister Tonka wrote:
<quoted text>tv in all 3 bedrooms and in living room
55
46
32
25
55" in the bedroom? OM f'ng G !

Double entendre aside, that is way too much light for one person to watch and the other try to sleep.

Since: Oct 12

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#95215 Jan 7, 2014
RedheadwGlasses wrote:
<quoted text>
I have to pay for cable just to get reception of the major networks. Pisses me off. Converter box and rabbit ears (nice new ones) did not work,
We keep considering downsizing outta big house into a townhouse or condo....they usually have basic cable, included in the maintainance fees......I'd be satisfied with just that and a HDTV.....

“I Am Mine”

Since: Dec 08

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#95216 Jan 7, 2014
PEllen wrote:
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55" in the bedroom? OM f'ng G !
Double entendre aside, that is way too much light for one person to watch and the other try to sleep.
the 55 is the living room. 46 is bedroom. My inlaws have a 60 in the bedroom.
And who said anything about one watching and one sleeping?

“I Am Mine”

Since: Dec 08

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#95217 Jan 7, 2014
Go Blue Forever wrote:
<quoted text> We keep considering downsizing outta big house into a townhouse or condo....they usually have basic cable, included in the maintainance fees......I'd be satisfied with just that and a HDTV.....
i haven't had pay channels since the end of The Sopranos
Charge Nurse

Medinah, IL

#95218 Jan 7, 2014
RedheadwGlasses wrote:
Nice avatar. Your wife is so pretty. And it seems that you two are as hot for each other today as you were six months into dating.
Who are you talking to and what meds have they got you on?????

Since: Jan 10

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#95219 Jan 7, 2014
Entertain me, folks.

“...,to wit”

Since: Jun 09

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#95220 Jan 7, 2014
RedheadwGlasses wrote:
Entertain me, folks.
Okay. You asked for this. Yell Uncle if it gets to be too much for you.

“...,to wit”

Since: Jun 09

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#95221 Jan 7, 2014
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst

How does Moses make tea? He brews it

They told me I had Type C blood but it was really Type O

If you get a bladder infection, urine trouble

“...,to wit”

Since: Jun 09

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#95222 Jan 7, 2014
The Energizer Bunny was arrested. he was charged with a battery

When chemists die, they barium

Math puns are the first sine of madness ( you could count on me for that one)

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes

Some guy told me a mineral joke today. It was kind of salty but I held my laughter asbestos I could.

Jack Benny was feeling depressed. Rochester said, You got your violin, no reason to fret

“...,to wit”

Since: Jun 09

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#95223 Jan 7, 2014
Enough with the vag' jokes. Period

I was going to try a gay joke, butt f'ck it

An infertile couple is inconceivable

I went to the kitchen to get some water. My husband came in and started hitting the pipe. He said he thought I wanted tap water.

Did you hear about the nymphomaniacal princess in the Magic Kingdom? Violators would be toad.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh

Want more?

“It made sense at the time....”

Since: May 09

Des Plaines, IL

#95224 Jan 7, 2014
I got nothing... i've been blog-hopping for a cuople of hours, and even that is getting old...

i do have a question for you, ange...(i posted this as a comment on yuor CB page earlier, too.) do you & your crew favor sweet treats or savory treats? I'm in a baking mood of late, and would love to send you something...

“...,to wit”

Since: Jun 09

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#95225 Jan 7, 2014
I'm doing a theatrical performance on puns, but really it's just a play on words

Crustaceans are doomed to burn in hell forever, as a result of being shellfish all their lives. Maybe I should clam up after that one?

Two peanuts are walking down a sidewalk. One was assaulted.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef

Gave away my batteries to the homeless shelter...
...free of charge of course

Two fish are in a tank. One looks at the other and says "How do we drive this thing?"

Two birds are on a perch. One says "do you smell fish?"

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug.
What do you call a man without a spade on his head? Douglas

What do you call a 12-step program for compulsive talkers?
Onanon Anon

“It made sense at the time....”

Since: May 09

Des Plaines, IL

#95226 Jan 7, 2014
PE, you're on a roll!

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