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“A Programmer is not in IT!”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#91932 Sep 28, 2013
And take your rubber home with you.
Mister Tonka wrote:
<quoted text> Oh, I'd hit that. Just gotta make sure you go to her place and give her a fake name.

Since: Oct 12

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#91933 Sep 28, 2013
PEllen wrote:
After the second date?? And she did not just go to one of those websites where you grouch about your ex, she went to his boss!!
She refers to hm as her ex. After 2 dates?
This one is destined for a life of celibacy. No doubt about it.
She is abut as datable as Monica Lewinsky.
Has she justified her conduct?
She seem's a bit delusional, after only two dates, but there is likely a little more, we may not know....as big an adventure that dating might seem, i am awful glad i am all married and settled....She is kinda hot looking, tho....lol...
A noted observer

Palatine, IL

#91934 Sep 28, 2013
RACE wrote:
And take your rubber home with you.
<quoted text>
That is the creepiest thing I've ever read here.

Since: Aug 08

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#91935 Sep 28, 2013
A noted observer wrote:
<quoted text>That is the creepiest thing I've ever read here.
You wanna see creepy. You should read your blog sometime. LMFAO

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Since: Jun 09

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#91936 Sep 28, 2013
A noted observer wrote:
<quoted text>That is the creepiest thing I've ever read here.
Alternately, make sure you flush it afterwards.

That better for ya?

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Since: Jun 09

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#91937 Sep 28, 2013
I'll get the girls.

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#91938 Sep 28, 2013
http://www.topix.com/forum/chicago/TUF0SEFSRC...

Abby.

(Amy is slow in posting)

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#91939 Sep 28, 2013

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#91940 Sep 28, 2013
Very, very wonky.
A noted observer

Palatine, IL

#91941 Sep 28, 2013
PEllen wrote:
<quoted text>
Alternately, make sure you flush it afterwards.
That better for ya?
That makes more sense!

Imagine transporting it home? Getting pulled over by a cop. Would it be in dude's pocket? How would one explain THAT? Or a car wreck?

Yikes.

“A Programmer is not in IT!”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#91942 Sep 28, 2013
Yeah, not something you will ever have to worry about, I'm sure.
A noted observer wrote:
<quoted text>That is the creepiest thing I've ever read here.

“I Am Mine”

Since: Dec 08

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#91943 Sep 28, 2013
PEllen wrote:
<quoted text>
Alternately, make sure you flush it afterwards.
That better for ya?
I've always understood that flushing it can cause plumbing problems

Since: Oct 12

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#91944 Sep 28, 2013
I'd stay bareback...if for nothing more, than to save the environment.....

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Since: Jun 09

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#91945 Sep 28, 2013
Go Blue Forever wrote:
I'd stay bareback...if for nothing more, than to save the environment.....
Oh great. the American equivalent of "lie back and think of England"?

What does your wife have to say about it? Have you asked her?

“I Am Mine”

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#91946 Sep 28, 2013

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#91947 Sep 28, 2013
Mister Tonka wrote:
http://truththeory.com/2013/09 /26/stunning-comparing-u-s-wor ld-covers-for-time-magazine/
That is truly sad. Talk about dumbing down stuff.

Are you following the new Al Jazeera America news website?

Since: Oct 12

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#91948 Sep 29, 2013
PEllen wrote:
<quoted text>Oh great. the American equivalent of "lie back and think of England"?
What does your wife have to say about it? Have you asked her?
Why of course....she stands behind my every post....lol....

“Not a real reg”

Since: Jan 13

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#91949 Sep 29, 2013

“Not a real reg”

Since: Jan 13

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#91950 Sep 29, 2013
Just I'd throw this in as a little bonus.:/ I know for a fact that musicians don't make much money but this is over the top.

DEAR MISS MANNERS: I thought I had seen everything, but recently we received a wedding invitation via Facebook.

If that was not bad enough, it turns out that the wedding couple, both musicians, decided to have the ceremony in the context of a concert performance by them. The invitation indicated that because they have decided to rent a concert hall, in lieu of buying a gift, we would be required to buy a ticket to help defray the costs of the performance.

Again, because of financial restrictions, we were instructed that we could order food and beverages off a menu at our own expense, but cupcakes would be provided for dessert.

Last week we received yet another online notification indicating if we could not attend, we may choose to donate at various levels toward the couple’s honeymoon. Depending on what amount we gave, the gift giver would be given a variety of different “thank you” responses from the couple.

I realize that times are changing, but we were flabbergasted by an invitation like this. While I don’t expect people to go into great debt to throw an extravagant wedding reception, it also doesn’t feel appropriate for guests to foot the bill.

We paid for our own simple but elegant wedding and reception, and kept it within a budget we could afford. I should add the couple are middle-age, so I would think they would know better. Any thoughts on this?

GENTLE READER: Who are these musicians? Franz Liszt and Nellie Melba?

Even then, the price would be rather steep. Especially as you are expected to bring your own Peach Melba.

Because of the deft touch about different levels of thanks, Miss Manners will do this couple the courtesy of assuming that they meant it all as a joke. However, she feels obliged to warn them not to hope to make a living as comedians.

“Not a real reg”

Since: Jan 13

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#91951 Sep 29, 2013
PEllen wrote:
Very, very wonky.
wonky is right. Mimi posting today's Abby with date 9/23?, Red and Matilda AWOL. We need a revival meeting.

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