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#91224
Sep 12, 2013
 
I'm bored. ENTERTAIN ME.

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Sep 12, 2013
 

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RedheadwGlasses wrote:
I'm bored. ENTERTAIN ME.
Say something liberal and then mix in immigrants. That'll get the ball rolling!

:D

Do you know the percentage of caucasian welfare recipients to black recipients?

How much more do men, on the average, make then women?

Is the bible real or is it the cookbook for FSM?

Give me a few minutes. I'll come up with more controversial stuff.

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Sep 12, 2013
 

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RedheadwGlasses wrote:
I'm bored. ENTERTAIN ME.
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator

Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A: You can't tuna fish.

Q: What do you call a fat psychic?
A: A four chin teller.

;-)

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#91227
Sep 12, 2013
 
Toj wrote:
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Say something liberal and then mix in immigrants. That'll get the ball rolling!
:D
Do you know the percentage of caucasian welfare recipients to black recipients?
How much more do men, on the average, make then women?
Is the bible real or is it the cookbook for FSM?
Give me a few minutes. I'll come up with more controversial stuff.
Nice. I just posted really stupid jokes ;-)

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Sep 12, 2013
 

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-CatCiao- wrote:
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Nice. I just posted really stupid jokes ;-)
I thought you were disguising yourself as PEllen. ;)

I also thought it might be entertaining to watch edog's head explode again while Mimi stomps all over it.

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#91229
Sep 12, 2013
 
-CatCiao- wrote:
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Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta.
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator
Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A: You can't tuna fish.
Q: What do you call a fat psychic?
A: A four chin teller.
;-)
OH man, you are a horrible person! ;) PE loves puns. She should appreciate your jokes.:)

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Neda, stay with me!

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#91230
Sep 12, 2013
 
Weekend Plans?
Yup, taking tomorrow off in honor of my birthday and throwing myself a party on Sat!
Friends of mine down the canal is letting me have the party at their house, since they have a pool. Have 16lbs of prime rib to smoke. Whoot!

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#91231
Sep 12, 2013
 
RACE wrote:
Weekend Plans?
Yup, taking tomorrow off in honor of my birthday and throwing myself a party on Sat!
Friends of mine down the canal is letting me have the party at their house, since they have a pool. Have 16lbs of prime rib to smoke. Whoot!
Nice! Happy B-Day.

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#91232
Sep 12, 2013
 
RACE wrote:
Weekend Plans?
Yup, taking tomorrow off in honor of my birthday and throwing myself a party on Sat!
Friends of mine down the canal is letting me have the party at their house, since they have a pool. Have 16lbs of prime rib to smoke. Whoot!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I hope you have fun!!!!

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#91233
Sep 12, 2013
 
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Zoo...

Here's something. I'm sure we discussed this after it happened, but I side with the zoo.

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#91234
Sep 12, 2013
 
Happy birthday!

Weekend plans: Not much. Trying to get Nick to agree to hang out with a couple of other couples this weekend, he jsut wants to stay home. It's getting old.

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Sep 12, 2013
 
Matilda77 wrote:
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com /news/local/Zoo-Officials-Maul ing-of-Pa-Boy-is-Moms-Fault-22 3381591.html
Here's something. I'm sure we discussed this after it happened, but I side with the zoo.
I saw that this morning and posted not nice things about the mom who is suing.

Toj

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#91236
Sep 12, 2013
 
Matilda77 wrote:
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com /news/local/Zoo-Officials-Maul ing-of-Pa-Boy-is-Moms-Fault-22 3381591.html
Here's something. I'm sure we discussed this after it happened, but I side with the zoo.
Totally the mother's fault. I feel bad for her b/c that's a very high price to pay for stupidity. Then again, she was stupid with her child's life so that's what you get.

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#91237
Sep 12, 2013
 
Weekend plans:

Have to dye my hair, maybe shampoo the carpets if it doesn't rain (yeah, right). We were in Orlando last weekend, so NOTHING got done. Oh, and I need to make a beauty parlor appointment for black dog (pictured to the left). She's due for one last shave before the weather (sort of) cools off).

Oh, and I have 3 discs of Dexter to watch!

Toj

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#91239
Sep 12, 2013
 
Stina2 wrote:
Weekend plans:
Have to dye my hair, maybe shampoo the carpets if it doesn't rain (yeah, right). We were in Orlando last weekend, so NOTHING got done. Oh, and I need to make a beauty parlor appointment for black dog (pictured to the left). She's due for one last shave before the weather (sort of) cools off).
Oh, and I have 3 discs of Dexter to watch!
Stina, sorry -- but I cannot be the only person that, at first, was thinking you were planning on matching the "carpet" to the hair.:D

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RedheadwGlasses wrote:
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OH man, you are a horrible person! ;) PE loves puns. She should appreciate your jokes.:)
Hey, I was just trying to be entertaining! LOL. I didn't realize PE loved puns, but I'm glad to know they will make her smile. C'mon, you had to at least like the tuna one ;)

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#91241
Sep 12, 2013
 
Toj wrote:
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Stina, sorry -- but I cannot be the only person that, at first, was thinking you were planning on matching the "carpet" to the hair.:D
LOL - such a dirty mind!:D

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Sep 12, 2013
 
-CatCiao- wrote:
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Hey, I was just trying to be entertaining! LOL. I didn't realize PE loved puns, but I'm glad to know they will make her smile. C'mon, you had to at least like the tuna one ;)
Pelly's the Princess of Puns!!!

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RACE wrote:
Weekend Plans?
Yup, taking tomorrow off in honor of my birthday and throwing myself a party on Sat!
Friends of mine down the canal is letting me have the party at their house, since they have a pool. Have 16lbs of prime rib to smoke. Whoot!
Have a wonderful birthday, RACE!

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Sep 12, 2013
 
Toj wrote:
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I thought you were disguising yourself as PEllen. ;)
I also thought it might be entertaining to watch edog's head explode again while Mimi stomps all over it.
PEllen might take offense to that ;-)

I'll have to send her the link to the site I got stole those from.

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