“...,to wit”

Since: Jun 09

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#91269 Sep 12, 2013
-CatCiao- wrote:
<quoted text>
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta.
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator
Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A: You can't tuna fish.
Q: What do you call a fat psychic?
A: A four chin teller.
;-)
Thanks for covering today Cat

“...,to wit”

Since: Jun 09

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#91270 Sep 12, 2013
Stina2 wrote:
<quoted text>
Pelly's the Princess of Puns!!!
Finally! You figured it out!

“...,to wit”

Since: Jun 09

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#91271 Sep 12, 2013
RACE wrote:
Thanks for the Bday wishes, and Mimi, I will save you some of my meat!(Yeah, I went there!)
Aww Race, they were just ribbing you.

“...,to wit”

Since: Jun 09

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#91272 Sep 12, 2013
Mister Tonka wrote:
I think, but I am not sure, that you can't slander or defame a dead person.

“...,to wit”

Since: Jun 09

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#91273 Sep 12, 2013
Went to see Book of Mormon this evening. It is in Chicago until the beginning of October and I very much recommend it. There are some discount coupons available on line and I learned that if you show up at 5 and put you name in , they have a lottery that allows you to buy orchestra seats (first fees rows, main floor) for $25.

It is written by the guys from South Park and is hilarious with very good music.

“reign in blood”

Since: May 09

Wilmington, IL

#91274 Sep 13, 2013

“reign in blood”

Since: May 09

Wilmington, IL

#91275 Sep 13, 2013

Since: Jan 10

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#91276 Sep 13, 2013
PEllen wrote:
Went to see Book of Mormon this evening. It is in Chicago until the beginning of October and I very much recommend it. There are some discount coupons available on line and I learned that if you show up at 5 and put you name in , they have a lottery that allows you to buy orchestra seats (first fees rows, main floor) for $25.
It is written by the guys from South Park and is hilarious with very good music.
They gave a great interview on Sound Opinion some months ago. Very serious conversation.

THey also treated religion very respectfully in an episode I saw recently (I don't know how old it was) and had a Catholic priest being the voice of reason for the town. That surprised me.

Since: Jan 10

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#91277 Sep 13, 2013
HAPPY FRIDAY!!!

Since: Mar 09

West Palm Beach, FL

#91278 Sep 13, 2013
RedheadwGlasses wrote:
HAPPY FRIDAY!!!
The 13th!
:)

“Fort Kickass”

Since: Sep 09

Bloomington, IL

#91279 Sep 13, 2013
Mister Tonka wrote:
Dayum.

“Fort Kickass”

Since: Sep 09

Bloomington, IL

#91280 Sep 13, 2013
Ugh. Saw a freshly-hit kitten on the road this morning. Kind of regret not stopping, but it was busy. Can't stop thinking about it.

Toj

“Where is Everyone?”

Since: Jul 12

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#91281 Sep 13, 2013
Mister Tonka wrote:
Love it.

Toj

“Where is Everyone?”

Since: Jul 12

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#91282 Sep 13, 2013
j_m_w wrote:
<quoted text>
The 13th!
:)
Lucky day! Something great is going to happen.

Toj

“Where is Everyone?”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#91283 Sep 13, 2013
PEllen wrote:
<quoted text>
I think, but I am not sure, that you can't slander or defame a dead person.
That's a shame. Some dead people need slandering and defaming.

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#91284 Sep 13, 2013
You can slander/defame a dead person, but it can be prosecuted and you can be sued by the estate for it.

“reign in blood”

Since: May 09

Chicago, IL

#91285 Sep 13, 2013
Matilda77 wrote:
Ugh. Saw a freshly-hit kitten on the road this morning. Kind of regret not stopping, but it was busy. Can't stop thinking about it.
What could you have done anyway?

Since: Jun 09

Saint Petersburg, FL

#91286 Sep 13, 2013
edogxxx wrote:
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What could you have done anyway?
LUNCH! j/k

“The two baby belly, please!”

Since: Sep 09

Evanston IL

#91287 Sep 13, 2013
So Dickie tells me that we're supposed to wear certain colors for this traditional Laotian wedding we're going to in a few weeks. Purple, burgundy or gold.

Luckily I have a burgundy dress, so I'm covered but my kids are not. I spent some time looking for a wedding-appropriate dress in one of these colors and it is HARD. A lot of dressy dresses make the girls look like they belong in a satiny bordello. Or they're beautiful but cost way too much for me to be spending on a dress for one wedding.

I think I found it (same dress comes in gold and eggplant) but now I have to get their approval. I know they're going to want the ones that belong in a bordello, however. Not looking forward to that battle...

Since: Jun 09

Saint Petersburg, FL

#91288 Sep 13, 2013
squishymama wrote:
So Dickie tells me that we're supposed to wear certain colors for this traditional Laotian wedding we're going to in a few weeks. Purple, burgundy or gold.
Luckily I have a burgundy dress, so I'm covered but my kids are not. I spent some time looking for a wedding-appropriate dress in one of these colors and it is HARD. A lot of dressy dresses make the girls look like they belong in a satiny bordello. Or they're beautiful but cost way too much for me to be spending on a dress for one wedding.
I think I found it (same dress comes in gold and eggplant) but now I have to get their approval. I know they're going to want the ones that belong in a bordello, however. Not looking forward to that battle...
You can also probably look an e-bay for girls' christmas dresses and find something nice/cheap in burgundy.

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