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“I Am Mine”

Since: Dec 08

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#90843 Sep 5, 2013


Lady replaces traditional “Here Comes the Bride” wedding march with herself singing Buck Cherry's “Crazy Bitch” as she dances down the aisle.

Some lyrics for those that don't know it:

Break me down, you got a lovely face
We're going to your place, and now you got to freak me out
Scream so loud, getting fluckin' laid
You want me to stay but I got to make my way

Hey! You're a crazy betch
But you fluck so good I'm on top of it
When I dream I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey! You're a crazy betch
But you fluck so good I'm on top of it
When I dream I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

“reign in blood”

Since: May 09

Wilmington, IL

#90844 Sep 5, 2013
cheluzal wrote:
Sorry dude, but I blame you.
Put on your big boy panties and stop allowing them to use you as an emotional tampon.
You always say the sweetest things!

“reign in blood”

Since: May 09

Wilmington, IL

#90845 Sep 5, 2013
cheluzal wrote:
I can't even kiss him (he does have the stinky breath issue). Should I mention it?
No.
cheluzal wrote:
I wonder if that weren't a barrier, would the sparks appear...?
No.

“...,to wit”

Since: Jun 09

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#90846 Sep 5, 2013
http://www.livememe.com/s8m8mwx

Look what I found! A meme made specially for the Reg's thread

“...,to wit”

Since: Jun 09

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#90847 Sep 5, 2013
edogxxx wrote:
<quoted text>
Now I really DON'T want to see it!
<quoted text>
Now I really, REALLY don't want to see it!
Okay, okay.... but if I buy tickets would you go to an operetta ?(snort)

“...,to wit”

Since: Jun 09

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#90848 Sep 5, 2013
Edog, this is special for you

http://i.imgur.com/R81uoA6.jpg

“Fort Kickass”

Since: Sep 09

Bloomington, IL

#90849 Sep 5, 2013
Mister Tonka wrote:
<quoted text>But it does not increase so much that a multiple pregnancy is a higher probability than a single. The probability for a single is still higher. Still the better bet if you want in on that action.

If you take gamble, any gamble in life, where your desired outcome is a low probability( playing lotto, spinning the roulette wheel), you have little to complain about. But trying to have a child? The more likely outcome is one. They are not out of line for not being happy with the less likely outcome of two. They WOULD be out of line if they let this initial unhappiness alter how they parent.
Ok, but how long are they allowed to piss and moan about it? I feel like if they're still all surly about it in the 3rd trimester, they probably ARE going to let it affect how they parent.
cheluzal

Plant City, FL

#90850 Sep 5, 2013
So I told him.
He took it very well and it going to troubleshoot it. Not going to dentist, I found out.
He realizes how freaking awesome I am and wants to do anything to get that spark. We're taking a week+ pause so I can not think about it and focus on my dissertation I've neglected.

I just don't want to be with him our of guilt over how much he likes me. He was trying so hard to convince me. It's hard finding a match but that spark is crucial.

“I Am Mine”

Since: Dec 08

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#90851 Sep 5, 2013
video that will have cunzel standing on her chair screaming "YES! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN BOUT!"

http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-57600359-...

“reign in blood”

Since: May 09

Wilmington, IL

#90852 Sep 6, 2013

“reign in blood”

Since: May 09

Wilmington, IL

#90853 Sep 6, 2013
cheluzal wrote:
So I told him.
Way to listen!

So he has halitosis, colitis, and doesn't go to the dentist. You WANT there to be sparks??

“reign in blood”

Since: May 09

Wilmington, IL

#90854 Sep 6, 2013
PEllen wrote:
Edog, this is special for you
http://i.imgur.com/R81uoA6.jpg
That's funny. I'm gonna have to use that on someone.

Since: Oct 12

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#90855 Sep 6, 2013
dahgts wrote:
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But I really, really REALLY 'want' to see it.
We loved, Midnight In Paris...another Woody Allen movie with Owen Wilson....also, he did one about Rome, with Alec Baldwin and Roberto Benigni......I hate, that because of their years, him and Clint Eastwood are approaching their ends.....so talented....

Since: Jan 10

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#90856 Sep 6, 2013
The newest Woody Allen movie is getting great buzz, especially among my movie-loving podcast guys. They said Cate Blanchett and Andrew Dice Clay were amazing.

Since: Jan 10

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#90857 Sep 6, 2013
Happy Friday! Tonight is date night. Friend at work gave me a spare key to his car, told me there's a little sumpin sumpin for me in there for me.(He brought me a gift of smokey treats! how cool is that?)

Tomorrow morning, I'll get groceries on my way home from Nick's -- he's going to the cabin until Sunday night with the kids -- and I"ll have the weekend to do whatever I want!(cleaning, mostly -- the place has become a real dump in the last two weeks)

“A Programmer is not in IT!”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me!

#90858 Sep 6, 2013
This is one of the grossest visuals I have ever read. Like something out of Heavy Metal or Fritz the Cat.
cheluzal wrote:
<quoted text>
Put on your big boy panties and stop allowing them to use you as an emotional tampon.

“A Programmer is not in IT!”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me!

#90859 Sep 6, 2013
If the guy is not making the cheese in your taco melt, its time to move along.
cheluzal wrote:
Okay, guys...I'm about to call this guy and let him know there is no spark.
I mean, 2 months and nothing...it should happen in 2 months, eh?
I can't even kiss him (he does have the stinky breath issue). Should I mention it? I wonder if that weren't a barrier, would the sparks appear...?

Since: Jan 10

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#90860 Sep 6, 2013
RACE wrote:
If the guy is not making the cheese in your taco melt, its time to move along.
<quoted text>
Grunny! Gross and funny!

“The two baby belly, please!”

Since: Sep 09

Evanston IL

#90861 Sep 6, 2013
RACE wrote:
This is one of the grossest visuals I have ever read. Like something out of Heavy Metal or Fritz the Cat.
<quoted text>
I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess she will not understand these references.

Since: Oct 12

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#90862 Sep 6, 2013
I remember Fritz the Cat....Kitty Porn...lol...

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