“...,to wit”

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#88035 Jul 9, 2013
Thanks , Dog

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#88036 Jul 9, 2013
Oh my freaking god:

SAND SPRINGS, Okla. A Tulsa man remained jailed Monday on a peeping Tom complaint after authorities discovered him inside a septic tank beneath a women's bathroom at a Sand Springs water park.

Kenneth Enslow, 52, was arrested Sunday after a woman called police. She had taken her 7-year-old daughter to the bathroom and noticed a man looking up at her from inside the toilet, Tulsa County Sheriff's Maj. Shannon Clark said.

"He went in there, climbed down in the septic and was looking up at the people utilizing that facility," Clark said.

Enslow, who was covered in human waste, was helped from the septic tank by members of the Keystone Fire Department, who sprayed him off with a fire hose and then transported to a hospital for evaluation, according to a sheriff's report.

Court and jail records do not indicate if Enslow has an attorney.

Enslow told police that a woman hit him in the head with a tire iron and dumped him in the toilet, according to the report.

But Clark said: "There were no injuries consistent with that."

Enslow remained jailed on a felony warrant from Okmulgee County related to a 1998 embezzlement case, court records show.

A formal arraignment in the peeping Tom case is scheduled for July 15.

“A Programmer is not in IT!”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#88037 Jul 9, 2013
Now why didn't I think of that?
RedheadwGlasses wrote:
Oh my freaking god:
SAND SPRINGS, Okla. A Tulsa man remained jailed Monday on a peeping Tom complaint after authorities discovered him inside a septic tank beneath a women's bathroom at a Sand Springs water park.
Kenneth Enslow, 52, was arrested Sunday after a woman called police. She had taken her 7-year-old daughter to the bathroom and noticed a man looking up at her from inside the toilet, Tulsa County Sheriff's Maj. Shannon Clark said.
"He went in there, climbed down in the septic and was looking up at the people utilizing that facility," Clark said.
Enslow, who was covered in human waste, was helped from the septic tank by members of the Keystone Fire Department, who sprayed him off with a fire hose and then transported to a hospital for evaluation, according to a sheriff's report.
Court and jail records do not indicate if Enslow has an attorney.
Enslow told police that a woman hit him in the head with a tire iron and dumped him in the toilet, according to the report.
But Clark said: "There were no injuries consistent with that."
Enslow remained jailed on a felony warrant from Okmulgee County related to a 1998 embezzlement case, court records show.
A formal arraignment in the peeping Tom case is scheduled for July 15.

“A Programmer is not in IT!”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#88038 Jul 9, 2013
Anybody else watching the IIS spacewalk? Pretty cool

http://www.ustream.tv/nasahdtv

“...,to wit”

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#88039 Jul 9, 2013
RACE wrote:
Now why didn't I think of that?
<quoted text>
Perhaps because you think with your brain rather than.... nope, I can't imagine what body part you think with to climb into a septic tank for random crotch shots.

And may I say, YUK!!

“It made sense at the time....”

Since: May 09

Schaumburg, IL

#88040 Jul 9, 2013
my mind boggles at the though of the physics involved in eitehr mode of entry...

“It made sense at the time....”

Since: May 09

Schaumburg, IL

#88041 Jul 9, 2013
so, as of yesterday, it's been one year since my SIL sat on my couch crying, ranting and raving about what to do and where she was going to sleep because she got locked out of her apartment by her (now) soon (we hope) to be exhusband. what a year it's been... she's gotten cleaner, gottne on her feet, into counseling, into her own place, gotten a much better job, and into school.

i don't think she could have imagined all this a year ago.

now to get the girls to have a wee bit of insight and compassion for her... the younger one comes home from a 2 week trip abroad and lights into SIL about "did you use while i was gone" and the older one piles it on. but they're not open to the possibility of listening or trying to undestand...

“The two baby belly, please!”

Since: Sep 09

Evanston IL

#88042 Jul 9, 2013
RedheadwGlasses wrote:
Oh my freaking god:
SAND SPRINGS, Okla. A Tulsa man remained jailed Monday on a peeping Tom complaint after authorities discovered him inside a septic tank beneath a women's bathroom at a Sand Springs water park.
Kenneth Enslow, 52, was arrested Sunday after a woman called police. She had taken her 7-year-old daughter to the bathroom and noticed a man looking up at her from inside the toilet, Tulsa County Sheriff's Maj. Shannon Clark said.
"He went in there, climbed down in the septic and was looking up at the people utilizing that facility," Clark said.
Enslow, who was covered in human waste, was helped from the septic tank by members of the Keystone Fire Department, who sprayed him off with a fire hose and then transported to a hospital for evaluation, according to a sheriff's report.
Court and jail records do not indicate if Enslow has an attorney.
Enslow told police that a woman hit him in the head with a tire iron and dumped him in the toilet, according to the report.
But Clark said: "There were no injuries consistent with that."
Enslow remained jailed on a felony warrant from Okmulgee County related to a 1998 embezzlement case, court records show.
A formal arraignment in the peeping Tom case is scheduled for July 15.
My 7 y.o. would never want to go to the bathroom again, heck,*I* might never want to go to the bathroom again if I saw a face looking up at me.

“I Am Mine”

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#88043 Jul 9, 2013
RACE wrote:
Now why didn't I think of that?
<quoted text>
have some more beer snd give it time

“A Programmer is not in IT!”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#88044 Jul 9, 2013
Tell them if they cant offer encouragement or compassion then to hold their tongue until they walk a mile in her shoes.
Aisle Sitter wrote:
i don't think she could have imagined all this a year ago.
now to get the girls to have a wee bit of insight and compassion for her... the younger one comes home from a 2 week trip abroad and lights into SIL about "did you use while i was gone" and the older one piles it on. but they're not open to the possibility of listening or trying to undestand...

“A Programmer is not in IT!”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#88045 Jul 9, 2013
I'm a professional, I pass out before I do stupid. It's a safety mechanism.
Mister Tonka wrote:
<quoted text>have some more beer snd give it time

“It made sense at the time....”

Since: May 09

Schaumburg, IL

#88046 Jul 9, 2013
RACE wrote:
Tell them if they cant offer encouragement or compassion then to hold their tongue until they walk a mile in her shoes.
<quoted text>
sad thing is, i don't htink that will work either... they had a session with SILs counselor, and what the counselor said didn't make a damn bit of difference. they're still in their own little worlds. so, SIL is stuck with the only reasonable option of leaving when they put too much pressure on her, which pisses off the girls and makes them even more suspicious. <Sigh>

I'm about to sit them down one at a time and try to play the Auntie card and go over some of the "there but for the grace of god go i" stuff, but hubby says they're just not open to hearing any of that, let alone listening...

“It made sense at the time....”

Since: May 09

Schaumburg, IL

#88047 Jul 9, 2013
RACE wrote:
Tell them if they cant offer encouragement or compassion then to hold their tongue until they walk a mile in her shoes.
<quoted text>
i think that part of the problem goes way back... not that the girls were spoiled, but SIL did an awful lot for the family given the limited means, and an awful lot for almost everyone else and not for herself. so now that SIL has had a crisis and needs to take care of herself first and foremost, i think teh girls kinda can't handle taht... <shrug> tired of it and for SIL getting beat (figuratively) up on by everyone else...

“...,to wit”

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#88048 Jul 9, 2013
RACE wrote:
I'm a professional, I pass out before I do stupid. It's a safety mechanism.
<quoted text>
Ever pass out in the john?

A hard drinking buddy of mine has told me that has happened to him.

That is a possible explanation for the mechanics of how he got in there.

Still, YUKK!!

“...,to wit”

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#88049 Jul 9, 2013
Aisle Sitter wrote:
<quoted text>
i think that part of the problem goes way back... not that the girls were spoiled, but SIL did an awful lot for the family given the limited means, and an awful lot for almost everyone else and not for herself. so now that SIL has had a crisis and needs to take care of herself first and foremost, i think teh girls kinda can't handle taht... <shrug> tired of it and for SIL getting beat (figuratively) up on by everyone else...
Is this prompted by the POS soon to be ex BIL?

“A Programmer is not in IT!”

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Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#88050 Jul 9, 2013
Pass out? NO. But I have slept on the bathroom floor to save myself the bother of getting out of bed to puke. That all happened in my younger days while working my up to the big leagues.
You live, you learn.
PEllen wrote:
<quoted text>Ever pass out in the john?
A hard drinking buddy of mine has told me that has happened to him.
That is a possible explanation for the mechanics of how he got in there.
Still, YUKK!!

“...,to wit”

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#88051 Jul 9, 2013
RACE wrote:
Pass out? NO. But I have slept on the bathroom floor to save myself the bother of getting out of bed to puke. That all happened in my younger days while working my up to the big leagues.
You live, you learn.
<quoted text>
Ah yes, summer of 1969, Champaign Urbana, the cool feel of white tile floor on my fevered head in between bouts of worshiping the porcelain god. One more reason I don't drink much beer any more.

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#88052 Jul 10, 2013

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#88053 Jul 10, 2013
And now for something completely different...

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer. You are in the wrong place."

So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way." I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"

“...,to wit”

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#88054 Jul 10, 2013
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So, Red: how are they doing rebuilding that bridge up by you that collapsed?

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